Rajnikaant Gone For Morning Walk & In The Afternoon Police Arrestd Him
Becouse He Reached USA Without Visa
एक अजीब सी दौड़ है ये ज़िन्दगी,
जीत जाओ तो कई अपने पीछे छूट जाते हैं,
और हार जाओ तो अपने ही पीछे छोड़ जाते हैं
Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga.
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho.
Tujse Hi Har Subha Ho Meri,
Tujse Hi Har Sham,
Kuch Aisa Rishta Ban Gaya Tujhse,
Ki Har Saaso Mein Sirf Tera Hi Naam.
Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha To Ek Baar Kutub Minaar Se Gir Gaya Tha.
Banta: Acha. To Mar Gya Ya Bach Gya.
Santa: Saale.Mujhe Kya Pata, Me To Chota Tha.
Dosti Hi Shayad Zindagi Hoti
He,Jo Har Dil Me Basi Hoti
He,Waise To Je Lete
Hesabhi Akele
Magar Phir b Zarurat Iski Har Kisi Ko Hoti Hai
Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahin karte,
Gham ke pyalon ko piya nahin karte,
Kuchh nawab dost hain hamare,
Jinko pareshan na karo to woh yaad kiya nahi karte.
A girl to her boyfrnd: tum ladke jab su su karte ho,
To uske baad apna wo kyun hilate ho?
BF: hum hilakar usko yaad dilate hain ki,
Ut ustad uth tere jeevan ka maksad sirf mutna nahi hai.
Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye.
Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest.
Slice an apple into thin slices. Place these on the face and leave for 15 minutes.
These soak up the extra oil and helps to close pores.
You may even make paste of apple peel, honey, vinegar, and a dash of multani mitti.
Apply for 30 minutes and rinse off with rose water.
Your skin will visibly tighten and will develop a healthy, radiant glow.
Husband: Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.
Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha.
Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola,
Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa.
I have invented a new phrase and it goes like this early to bed,
Early to rise and early to meet friends like me.
Good night
Unke Diye Hue Gift Ki Tarif Jarur Kare,
Tarif Karna Deep Me Ghee Dalne Ke Saman Hai.
Santa: O yaar car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banta: O ki car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain.
Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Bank Balance Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Mere Paas Rajnikanth Hai.
Chalo Maa Ko Mein Hee Le Jaata Hoon.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean.
If a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Good thoughts precede great deeds.
Great deeds precede success.
Have a great day.
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo.
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u.
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To.
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari.
Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.
Kapil: Kitne paise huye?
Auto driver: 50 Rs.
Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs.
Auto driver: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs baaki ke 25 kaun dega?
Kapil: Waah beta mujhse hoshiyaari.
Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari.
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu.
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai.
Jab aap apne partner ko kiss kar rahe ho to kisi aur chiz ke bare me na soche.
Jab aapke lips aapke partner ke lips ko touch kar rahe ho tab aap kisi bhi adhure kaam ke bare na soche.
Kapil: Aarz kiya hai.
Daaru peene walo kabhi lassi bhi piya karo,
Priyanka Chopra: Wah Wah Wah Wah
Kapil: Free mein post padhne walo,
Kabhi like Comment bhi kiya karo.
Ek MuLaqat karo Humse INAYAT Samajh kar,
Har Cheez ka Hisab Dnge QAYAMAT Samaj kar,
Meri DOSTI pe Kbi Shak Na krna,
Hum DOSTI b karte Ha IBADAT Samaj kar.
Chota baby: Mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya,
To bathroom Ki light jal gayi.
Mummy: Haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya.
Baarish ke mausam me kya apka jee machalta hai,
Kya paani me bhigne ka bhi apka dil karta hai,
Isme aapki galti nahi hai,
Ish mausam me har Mendhak aise hi fudakta hai.
Unse Milne Ko Jo Socho Ab Wo Zamana Nahi,
Ghar Bhi Kaise Jaun Ab To Koi Bahana Nahi,
Mujhe Yaad Rakhna Kahi Tum Bhula Na Dena,
Mana Ke Barson Se Teri Gali Me Aana Jana Nahi.
1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
Ramu - Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
CHOR bola - Meri pehen le par jaldi jaa.
WhatsApp Chhote Bachho Ke Diaper Ki Tarah Hota Hai…
Hota kuchh Nahin,
Lekin har 5 Minute Me Check Karna Padta Hai!
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin.
TT: Chalo.
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha, Jail mein.
Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh.
Santa Shocked: Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?
Seller: Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai.
Santa Khush Hoke: 10 Lakhhhh.
Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says: Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie.
Feri Wala: Chaku Chhuriyan Tej Karwalo.
Santa Hanste Huye: Kyon Bhai,Akal Bhi Tej Karte Ho Kya?
Feri Wala: haan Kyon Nahi, Ho To Le Aao.
Laloo Football Match Dekh Kar Bole: Etna Sara Aadmi Football Ko Laat Kyon maar Raha Hai.
Secretary: Sir Gole Karne Ke Liye.
Laloo: Sasuri Gole Hi To Hai, Or Kitna Gole Karenge.
Santa: Yaar Yeh SENT MESSAGE Kya Hota Hai?
Banta: Ghochu,Bevkuf,
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kia Hai.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Msg.