Kapil: Tu itna bada ho gaya hai,
Aur abhi tak tujhe daadhi mooch nahi aaye?
Naukar: Main bilku apni Maa par gaya huun.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

दिल ने कहा कि दोस्तों को message करूं ।

Mobile उठाया, 
फिर सोचा रहने दो, दिल तो पागल है।

फिर दुबारा सोचा दिल पागल है तो क्या हुआ,
दोस्त कौन से normal हैं।

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,
Kyun K,
Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy,
Kya,
Bacchi,
Hy Yar.

Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai?
Vote.
Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo,
Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

He lies down with his knees bent and legs apart, and you sort of slot in the middle at right angles to his body. With one hand on his chest, and the other on his lower leg, rock back and forth until he's hitting the right spot.

Maut ke aagosh mein sone ko jee karta hain,
Dil to kho diya ab zindagi khone ko jee krta hai,
Uski yaad aati hain jab bhi mujhe na jane kyon,
Kahin pe tanha baith ke roney ko jee karta hain.

Na likha koi khat tumhe,
Na koi ikrar kiya,
Fir bhi humne tumse,
Dil hi Dil Pyar Kiya.

GIRLS: Petrol Badha,
Hum Chup The,
Diesel Badha,
Fir Bhi Chup The,
LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole,
But ab Golgappe 10 ke sirf 4,
Ab chup Nhi Rahenge.

Teacher: Tum Ro Q Rhe Ho
Ladka: Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti H.
Or Papa Unko Billi,
Mujhe Samajh Nhi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hu.
Ya Billa

Ravish his body: Enjoy his body when you’re on top of him.
Think of all the amazing things he does to you when he’s on top and repeat them.
Lick his nipples, nibble his ears or give him love bites all over his chest.

Risto me pyar ki mithas rahe,
Na Mitne wala ek Ehsas rahe,
Kahne ko to Choti si hai Jindi,
Magar lambi ho jaye agar,
Apki dosti ka sath rahe.

In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems.
However, the most common solution would be
Switch off kar ke ON kar THEEK ho jayega.

Ek aadmi sasural gaya,
Uski saas ne use 7 din tak Subah-sham palak ka saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha.. Beta, kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola, khet dikha do, Khud hi char aaunga.

All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going,
A little smile to brighten up&An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day... (*) Good Morning (*

I Want To Be The Reason Why
You Smile Every Morning, I
Want To Be The Reason For
The Happiness In Your Heart,
The Spring In Your Step And
The Song On Your Lips.
Have A Great Day Ahead!

In Life
Failure is not
The Real End,
But
It Can B the Real
Beginning of Success”
Have a Gud Day

Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain......:
.
Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte
hain....

Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti
kya ?

Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo, Deke kushi uske saare gam chura lo,
Pyaar aisa karo ke, Sab dekhte reh jaye.
Padosan bhi aa ke kahe ki, Mujhe apni biwi bana lo.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Don’t trust too much,
don’t love too much,
don’t care too much..
bcoz that ‘too much’ Will hurt u soo much.

She lies on her back, and raises her right leg so you can position yourself between her legs at a 90-degree angle and enter. Her legs will form the tines of a spork, a spoon-and-fork utensil. She can do this with you facing her or facing her back. 

Benefits: Offers a natural bridge to more creative positions.

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