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लड़की की हँसी

लड़की की हँसी और कुत्ते की ख़ामोशी पर कभी भरोसा नहीं करना चाहिए।

Apr,25 2016
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Rajnikant Got

Rajnikant got selected in Roadies. next day during voteout.Rajnikant:
I m sorry Raghu. apka safar yhi khatam hota hai. aata hu.

Apr,25 2016
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Deewana Bana De

Samnder Me Lahre Utha De, Bahot
Charche Hai Teri Jadugari Yaar,
Tu Bas Ek Bar Meri Taraf
Dekh Aur Mujhe Deewana Bana De.

Apr,25 2016
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भैंस लेकर आयेंगे

हमारे भारत में हाई-अलर्ट का मतलब
पुलिस को डंडा पकड़ा कर चौराहों पर खड़ा कर देना,
जैसे आतंकवादी ए के-47 की बजाये,भैंस लेकर आयेंगे

Apr,16 2016
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khara kardonga

Ek Hindi Ke Teacher Ki Khuli Zip Dekh Kar Class Ki Ladkiyan Hansene Lagein …
Teacher Ko Gussa Aya Teacher Ne Ladkiyon Se Kaha Ke
Hehehe Karna Bandh Karo Warna Bahar Nikaal Kar khara kardonga

Apr,16 2016
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Mobile Toilet

Apr,13 2016
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बच्चे ना हों

पप्पू अध्यापिका से: आप मुझे अच्छी लगती हो, मैं आप से शादी करूँगा।
अध्यापिका गुस्से से: मुझे बच्चों से नफ़रत है।
पप्पू: मैं कोशिश करूँगा कि बच्चे ना हों।

Apr,13 2016
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अनुशासन होता है

संता: यह सदाचार क्या होता है?
बंता: जैसे आम का अचार होता है, वैसे सादा आचार होता है
संता: यह अनुशासन क्या होता है?
बंता: जैसे दुशासन होता है, वैसे ही अनुशासन होता है

Apr,13 2016
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Sup Diya Jayega

Lamha Lamha .Karke Waqt Guzar Jayega,
7Fero Ka Sathi Tumse Bandh Diya Jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Yaaro Kisi Ko Patha Lo,
Kya Pata Kal Kisi Ka Pataya Hua Maal Tumeh Sup Diya Jayega

Apr,11 2016
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ग्रुप कोहिनूर है

उस चाँद को बहुत गुरूर है कि उसके पास नूर है;
मगर वो क्या जाने कि मेरा तो पूरा ग्रुप कोहिनूर है।

Apr,8 2016
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बोल रहा हूँ

संता : हेल्लो कौन बोल रहा है
बंता : जी मैं बोल रहा हूँ
संता : ओये होए ये तो कमाल हो गया
इधर से भी मैं ही बोल रहा हूँ

Apr,7 2016
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Energy Saving Mode

Apr,5 2016
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Maut Bhi Na Aaye

Itni Lambi Umar Kee Dua Mat Maang Mere Liye;
Aisa Na Ho Ke Tu Bhi Chhod De Aur Maut Bhi Na Aaye

Apr,4 2016
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Kiye Jate Hai

Log Kahte Hai Ke Khuda Ne Aap Ko Bahut Fursat Se Banaya
Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar
Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hai

Mar,31 2016
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वापिस न आ जाये

संता: यह बस नॉन स्टॉप है न
कन्डक्टर: हाँ जी नॉन स्टॉप है! पर आप इस तरह क्यों पूछ रहे हैं?
संता: मेरी पत्नी 5 साल बाद मायके जा रही है
मुझे डर है यह किसी बहाने वापिस न आ जाये!

Mar,31 2016
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Baad Me Aana

SBI : Please Return Your Loan Amount
Vijay Mallya : Abhi Lunch Hai, Baad Me Aana

Mar,25 2016
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De Jata Hai

Tuta Hua Phul Khushbu De Jata Hai,
Bita Hua Pal Yaade De Jata Hai,
Har Shakhs Ka Apna Andaz Hota Hai,
Koi Zindgi Mein Pyaar.
To Koi pyar M zindgi De Jata Hai.

Mar,10 2016
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Kapde Mat Pahanna

Girl : Mera Top Utaro
Boy : Ye Le
Girl : Meri Skirt Utaro
Boy : Ye Le
Girl : Aage Se Mere Kapde Mat Pahanna Idiot

 

Mar,10 2016
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Pee In My Pants

Love Is Like Peeing Your Pants Everyone Can See It
But Only You Can Feel It. Thanks For Being The Pee In My Pants.

Mar,9 2016
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Funny

Mar,7 2016
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Aap Mil Jayega

Kisi Ne Mujse Pucha : Tum Busy Hote Hue Bhi Subko
Msg Krne Ke Liye Time Kaise Nikal Lete Ho?
I Replied : Rishto Ko 'Value' Dena Sikho
Waqt' Apne Aap Mil Jayega.

Mar,5 2016
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Google Darling

Santa : Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kya Naam Se Bulate Ho.
Banta : Google Darling
Santa :Y such Name,
Banta :1 Sawal, Karo 100 Jawab Deti He

Mar,5 2016
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बादल गरजे

लड़की : बादल गरजे तोतेरी याद आती है
सावन आने सेतेरी याद आती है
बारिश की बुंदों में तेरी याद आती है
लड़का : पता है पता है तेरी छतरी मेरे पास पड़ी है लौटा दुंगा, मर मत

Mar,4 2016
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Intzaar

Santa Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Par Pani Chidak Raha Tha.
Santa Intzaar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola.
Santa: Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Gobhi Tol De.

Feb,26 2016
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Mohobbat Mein

Mohobbat Mein Akela Chhod Haya Wo Hame,
Apni Mohobbat Se Maar Gaya Wo Hame,
Karte The Yakeen Hum Khud Se Bhi Zyaada,
Wahi Jeete Jee Maar Gaya Hame.

Feb,26 2016
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Hanmantapa

Feb,10 2016
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Girlfriend Thodi Kam

Student To God: Hazaaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Thi
Agar Pass Kar Deta To Kya Baat Thi
God: Girlfriend Thodi Kam Banata To Kya Baat Thi
Kitaabe To Saari Tere Paas Thi.

Feb,10 2016
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Valentine

Feb,9 2016
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Sara Aasma Deka

Zindgi Se Chale Hai Elzam Lekar..
Bohot Jee Chuke Unka Naam Lekar....
Akele Bate Karenge Wo In Sitarose...
Jab Ham Chale Jayenge UnheYe Sara Aasma Deka

Feb,6 2016
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Fact

Feb,5 2016
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दूसरा तैयार मिलता है

जी भरके रोते है तो करार मिलता है,
इस जहां मे कहां सबको प्यार मिलता है,
जिंदगी गुजर जाती है इम्तिहानो के दौर से..
एक जख्म भरता है तो दूसरा तैयार मिलता है

Feb,2 2016
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Devdass

Jan,25 2016
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Chud Gayi

Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai
Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai
Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai
Or Agar Kisi Month Nahi Aayi To Samjho
Chud Gayi

Jan,21 2016
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Girlfriend Tere Jaisi

Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi.

Jan,16 2016
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Hasaa Dena

Gile Shikwe Na Dil Se Laga Lena..
Kabhi Maan Jana To Kabhi Manaa Lena..
Kal Ka Kya Pata Hum Ho Na Ho
Jab Mauka Mile Thoda Hass Lena Aur Hasaa Dena

 

Jan,15 2016
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A Lot More Fun

Dont Go Deep. If You Feel That Cntinued Deep Thrusting Will Bring On An All Too Auick Orgasm,
Try Penetrating Only The Lower Portion Of Her Vagina
In Other Words, Take More Shallow Thrusts Says Toyooka.
Also, Alternating Between Shallow And Deep
Thrusts Can Make You Last Longer, And Will Also Make The Experience A Lot More Fun.

Jan,9 2016
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Apni Maa Par

Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi: Mooch Nahi Aayi,
Banta: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon.
 

Jan,6 2016
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Good Morning

Dec,21 2015
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Photo Leni Hai

Santa: Yaar Tujhe Bus Me Thapad Kyo Pada,
Banta: Pata Ni Yaar Meri Photo Niche Gir Gayi Thi
Maine Kaha Bahenji Jara Saari Uppar Karna Photo Leni Hai.

Dec,21 2015
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Are You Stupid

Teacher: Anyone who thinks he is stupid may stand up.
Nobody stands up.
Teacher: Im sure there are some stupid students over here.
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: Ohh, Johnny you think you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No, i just feel bad that you are standing alone.

Dec,14 2015
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Toilet Me Cyber Cafe

Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.
Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola: 20 rupe.
Santa: Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe me nhi.

Dec,4 2015
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Fix Those Little Mistakes

Did you know you can undo almost any action? CTRL + Z is the ultimate hot key,
And for sure you knew about it already, however note that undo doesn’t just apply to typing.
If you accidentally delete or move a file, you can hit CTRL + Z to bring it right back to where it was.
In Chrome and Firefox you can also undo closing a tab using CTRL + SHIFT + T.

 

Dec,3 2015
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Nhi Karna Chahiye

Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine I Love You,
Ka Msg Bheja Hai.
Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye,
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De.

Dec,2 2015
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Bachchans

The Bachchans hold the Guinness World record for being the only,
Father son duo to have played reversed roles onscreen in Paa.

Nov,27 2015
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In The Winter

Low levels of sunlight in the winter can cause our mood to darken.
Even when it’s cold outside, it pays to get some external light exposure in the winter,
Say during lunchtime. Another option is to invest in a sunlight simulating
Device and use this daily from October through to March.

Nov,21 2015
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Romantic Mood Me

Ladkiyon Se Hamesha Romantic Mood Me Hi Baat Kare,
Aise Baat Kare Jisse Unhe Lage Ki Aap Ko,
Unse Baat Karke Bahut Hi Maza Aa Raha Hai.

Nov,20 2015
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AATANK WAAD

SANTA: Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA: Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

Nov,15 2015
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Haseen Ladki

Tum haseen ho, gulab jaisi ho,
Bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho,
Hothon se lagakar pee jaun tumhe,
Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho.

Nov,13 2015
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Achchi Se Smile

Ladko me ek panch line bahoot mashhur hai aur vah ye hai hansi to fansi.
Jab bhi vah ladka aapki taraf dekhe to javab me aap ek achchi se smile de de.
Yakeen maniye 75% kaam to ho hi jayega.

Nov,9 2015
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Sugar Check Karna

Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha.
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna.

Nov,9 2015
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