It Hurts to Breathe.
Because Every breathe I take,
Make me feel I can not Live without you.
Deep to andhi mei bhi jala karte hain,
Phool to kanton mei bhi khila karte hain,
Kitne khusnaseeb hota hain wo,
Jinhe aap jaise pyare dost mila karte hain.
Sachi hai meri dosti azmake dekhlo,
Kar k yakin mujhpe mere pass aake dekh lo,
Badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang,
Jitni bar dil kare aag laga kar dekhlo.
Relations Are Like A Bird,
If U Catch Tightly It Dies.
If U Catch It Loosely It Flies.
But If U Catch Affectionately.
It Remains With U forever.
Kapil: Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo,
Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin badal paoge.
Human brain is the most,
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling,
Its a computer, not a Husband.
Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja: Bhejane wala mahaan,
padhane wala gadha.
Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai: Bhejane wala gadha,
padhane wala mahaan.
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai,
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke..
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue,
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.
Lamhe ye sunehare kal ho na ho,
Dil mein aapke humare jagah ho na ho,
Rahegi salamat dosti hamari,
Chahe zindagi bhar hamari mulakat ho na ho.
The reason why boys love their mom the most,
Just Becoz They Know,
There Is At least One Woman,
In This World Who Never Hurt Him.
My eyes are hurting bcoz I can’t see yo, My arms are empty bcoz I can’t hold you,
My lips are cold bcoz I can’t kiss yo but, My heart is breaking bcoz I’m not with you!
Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge.
Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge.
Sharafat se contact me rehna,
Warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or,
Rone bhi nhi denge.
दिलोंकेबीचदूरीसेबड़ीदूरीनहींहोती
गरीबीसेबड़ीकोईभीमजबूरीनहींहोती
कभीकोईसिकन्दरहोकिअफलातूननेचाही
तमन्नाहरकिसीकीहरसमयपूरीनहींहोती
Humare Chale jaane ke Baad..
Yeh Samandar Ki Ret Bhi Tumse Pucha Karegii..
"Kahan Chala Gaya Woh Shaqs...?
Jo Tanhaii Me Bas Tumhara hi naam likha karta tha...
Zaroori toh nahi jo khushi de usi se
pyar ho..
Kyunki.. Sacchi Mohabbat toh
aksar dil todne wale se hi hoti hai...!!
Kis Ne Kaha Tujhe Anzaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
Mere Dil Ke Ayine Me To Mahmaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
Pagal Ek Tujhe Hi To,
Bakhshi Hai Dil Ki Amaanat,
Ye Teri Saltanat Hai,
To Sultaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena..
Koi Rulaye Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena..
Dost Rahenge Umar Bhar Tumhare..
Tumhari Khushi Na Sahi Gam Hi Baat Lena.
Jab bhi tum usse milo to hamesha uske haal chaal poocha karo, saath mein ghar parivaar ki bhi 2-4 baaten kiya karo. Jitna jyada apnapan dikhaoge utne hi fatafat wo tumhari apni ban jayegi.
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le..
Kab Unki Aankho Se Izhar Hoga
Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mei Hamare Liye Pyar Hoga
Guzar Rahi He Raat Unki Yaad Me
Kabi to Unko Bhi Hamara Intzar Hoga..!
God Night!!!
Tujh ko paa kar bhi kabhi to khona tha,
ye hadsa mere saath kabhi to hona tha,
wo tod kar aksar dil mera mujhe jodta tha,
jaise main us ke haath ka koi khilona tha.
Normal people: Go to sleep at 11 pm.
Engineers:
11 : Lighter hai kya?
12: Maggi
1: Coffee
2: Sutta
3: Chai
4: Chai-Sutta
5: Youtube
6: Oh Bhencho! Subah ho gayi
Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ...........
happy b'day 2 u....
Hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes come true.
Enjoy today with joy...!
Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khus kiya ab aap humko khus kar do. Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola, Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.
The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Tell Me How To Win Your Heart ?
For I Haven t Got
A Clue
But
Let Me Start
By Saying
I Love You
Kabhi kabhi crime patrol dekh ke doubt hota hai ki INDIAN POLICE itna kam karti hai ya nahi?
Shayari likhna kaun jaane,
Shayari to khud-ba-khud ban jaati hai,
Jab dil bhar aata hai to,
Kalam khud-ba-khud chal jaati hai.
Kis Kis Ne Dil Toda Yaad Nahi
Kis Kis Ne Gardish Me Chhoda Yaad Nahi
Jin Se Thi Ummide Wafa Aakhir Tak
Usne Bhi Kya Keh Ke Muh Moda Yaad Nahi.
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
Hawao mein aap
Fizao mein aap
Baharo mein aap
Dhop mein aap
Chaaon mein aap
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Hawao mein aap
Fizao mein aap
Baharo mein aap
Dhop mein aap
Chaaon mein aap
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
To new beginnings.
Have a healthy happy & fulfilling new year 2015.
May all your troubles be as
Short-lived as your new year resolutions.
May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout.
Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa 6 Tyre
Teacher: How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k G.M.
Aisa nahi ke
har khusi mujhse begani hai
par dil nahi manta ke
tere bina bhi koi zindegani hai.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Pyaar Karte Hain Tumse Kitna Kabhi Dikha Na Sake,
Tum Kya Ho Hamare Liye Yeh Kabhi Bata Na Sake,
Kya Hu Jo Aaj Tum Sath Nahi Ho Fir Bhi,
Tumhari Kisi Bhi Yaad Ko Hum Bhula Na Sake.
If yesterday was a good day, don’t stop. Maybe your winning streak has just begun. Good morning.
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.