Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?
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50% of boys watch Comedy Nights with Kapil
just to see the girls sitting behind Navjot Singh
Sidhu.
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Yun durr reh kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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2 Ladkiya Bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye..
Bas fir kya.. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.
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Contributing to entropy since 1994.
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Ladkiyon Ko Kabhi Bhi Ghur Kar Naa Dekhe Balki Unhe Hamesha Pyaar Bhari Nazaron Se Hi Dekhe, Ladki Aapki Diwani Ho Jayegi.
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Aap Jab Bhi Unse Mile Unhe Hi Yaa Hello Yaa Shake Hand Karna Na Bhule, Isse Apna Pan Badata Jayega.
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Palko Se Raaste Ke Kaante Hatha Denge..
Phool To Kya Hum Apna Dil Bicha Denge..
Tutne Na Denge Hum Is Pyar Ko Kabhi..
Badle Me Hum Khud Ko Mita Denge !!
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Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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December 21, 2012,
I want to get a text message saying,
"If the world ends today, I want you to know 'I love you
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Hath Zakhmi Hue To Kuch Apni Hi Khata Thi,
Aey Dost
Lakeeron Ko Mitana Chaha Kisi Ko Paane K Liye.
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The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!
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The Habits That Make You Happy..
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i promise… No more you
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Sharabi Hawa mein COIN Uchaalkar Bola:
Head Aaya To WISKHEY,
Tail Aaya To Vodka
Coin Zameen per Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
Coin Hawa mein raha to DARU BAND
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Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Socho..
Ans:
Chain ki Saans…
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Side effect of excess study:
A guy went to restaurant,
He wanted to see the menu but
He forgot what it is called he ask waiter,
Syllabus lana…
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I can’t see myself without you.
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कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही
होता..।
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Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Flourine? OMg PISS OFF …Potassium? K
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Breaking News
Bhukamp ke baad Bihar govt ne..
sabi ladkiyon ko lipstick lagana ban kar diya hai.!!
Kyunki
tu lagave lu jab lipistic,
hile lu sara distric
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.
His wife asks: What’s that for??
It’s for your headache.
I don’t have a headache.
He replies: Gotcha!!
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Girl (wearing short clothes): am i looking Young??
Boy: open everything u will look like a NEW BORN BABY.
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Definition of LIKE button on Facebook
Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their own status,
Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..
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Always smile
Do U know Why??
Bcoz Haso! Jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya Pata!!
KalAage ke do DAAT ho na ho!!
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Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
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Kya life hai hamari?
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MBA passed student speech:
I would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee
Then I wud like to thank my teachers for My attendance and their concentration on completing syllabus only Bcoz of which I turned to my masters-
The internet,
Google,
wikipedia,
Face Book,
you tube & special thanks to downloads and Copy Paste techniques
Due to which I passed my exams!
Have Sweet Day
1 train badi der baad chali
Muslim bola- YA ALI,
Hindu bola- JAI BJRANG BALI,
Punjabi bola- Kidhar ka ali kidhar ka bali,
Saalo train apni nahi pas wali chali.
Teacher: Pani mein rahne wale 5 jiv-jantu ke naam batao?
Boy: Mendak.
Tec: 4 aur batao.
Boy: Mendak ki mummy, mendak k papa, mendak ki behan & mendak ki item.
The most POISONOUS BREAK-UP ever…
A Boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his Girlfriend!
Girlfriend: What was that?
Boy: IT’S OVER
Only Love Can Remove your….
Misunderstandings
Worries
Doubts
Fear
Tears
and
Finally What You Wear!
Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
Bcoz
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.
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Sorry...
Mausam hi aisa hai..
Aap apna khyal rakhna.
99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..
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Whats ur phone number!!!
I am too Positive..
to be Doubtful..!
I am too Optimistic..
to be Fearful..!
I am too Determinant..
to be Defeated..!
if u can…. then try to make me down.
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I want to drink the water from your lips,
I want to hear the movement of your soul,
I want to touch the sound of your heart,
I want to be u
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Cute Lines:
Tears can be Trusted more than Smile bcoz
You can easily Smile at anybody but
Cant Cry without True Feelings!!
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Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:
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i wont take a bullet for no one because if i have time to jump in front of a bullet, you had time to move…!!!
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1 Ladka Ladki se puchta hai:
Bache kaise hote hain?
Sharmao mat batao.
Ladki Chup…
Ladka: Arey pagli itna bhi nahi pata,
Bache shararati hote hain.
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Kisine mujh se aapki Umar puchi
maine kaha-
Chehre se 16yrs
Kapdo se 19yrs
hansi se 7yrs
Ankho se 8yrs
Kul mila kar 50 SAAL kam to nahi btayi na!
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.
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Never give up. Great things take time.
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We all have that one friendthat walks into your home like its their home..
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I have unfriend’d u, unfollow’d u and wat not…! But i cant juz ‘unlove’ u..!!
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A tiny flicker of hope..!! Though a way much tiny, i’m still happy…!!!
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
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Brazil 2014
-Spain has left group
-Australia has left group
-Cameroon has left group
-England just left
-Italy is typing message
-Argentina is recording audio
-Brazil is recording audio
-Nederland is online
-Germany is online
-Chile is online
-Costa Rica just joined
-Pakistan is blocked
-India last seen 20/6/1970 :D
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aapka whatsapp no kya hai
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Larki apni Dadi se : Main school nahi jawongi.
Rasty main larkay chairty hain
DADI : Bahany mat banawo,
Me bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,
Mujhe to koi nahi chairta.
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Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga
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Baccha: Mamma kya mai bhagwan ki tarah dikhta hu?
Mammi: Nhi, lekin tum aisa kyu phuch rhe ho beta.
Baccha: Kyunki Mamma mai kahi bhi jata hu sab yhi kahte hai ki
hey bhagwan phir se aa gya..!
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Scores against India
Pak : 224/10
SA : 177/10
UAE : 102/10
WI : 182/10
IRE : 259/10
What does it say..?
India ke saath khelega
toh batting sabko milega
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iss seher me sab jaldi me hote hai lekin time par koi nahi pochta
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