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If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission.
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Santa: Wo Ladki Jo Ja Rahi Hai Bahri Hai?
Banta: tujhe Kaise Pata.
Santa: Kal Maine Use I Love You Kaha Tha
To Boli Kal Hi Maine New Sandal Liya Hai.
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Jab Chote the Hum Zor se Rote the,
Jo Pasand hota Use Pane ke liye,
Aaj Bade ho gaye to Chupke se Rote hain,
Jo Pasan hai Use Bhulane ke Liye.
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How well do you work under pressure or tight deadlines?
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Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha: Banarsi Saree 10.
Nylon 8.
Cotton 5.
Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs.500 Do,
Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Wo.
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Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kabhi nafrat to kabhi dilo ka mail hai,
Beek jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf dosti hi yaha NOT FOR SALE hai.
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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
Raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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Kaash banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Kaash banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Dil todne wale ke haath par zakhm to aaya hota.
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People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
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Rajnikant is testing his pichkari..
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Heart melting line of a 1 sided lover b4 the die
I wish to donate my blood to her,
so that at least my blood could enter her HEART where i could not!
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Kuch Riste Anjane Me Ban Jate Hai,
Pehele Dilse Fir Zindegi Se Jud Jate Hai,
Kehte Hai Us Pal Ko DOSTI,
Jisme Anjane, Na Jane Kab Apne Ban Jate Hai.
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Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue saanp pe padi.
Santa: Sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
Mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
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Aapse yeh doori humse sahi nahi jati,
Juda hoke aapse humse raha nahi jata,
Ab toh waapas laut aayiye hamare paas,
Dil ka haal ab lafzon mein kaha nahi jata.
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Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh.
Santa Shocked: Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?
Seller: Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai.
Santa Khush Hoke: 10 Lakhhhh.
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Aaj Ka Sawal: Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
Very simple,
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.
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Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara?
Sardar: Arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai,
Bus yahi baat thi pata nahi saalo ne bahut mara?
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Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine.
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya.
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
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Airtel Girl to College Boy Santa: Kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa: Mere Mobile me 6G hai.
Girl: Impossible.
Santa: U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai,
to ho gaya na madam 6G.
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Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Sher Maara.
Ladka: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Rook Jaata Hoon Main, Baithe Baithe Yun Hi Kho Jaata Hoon Main, Kya Yahi Pyaar Hai?
Chinki: Nahi Yeh Kamzori Hai, Bornvita Piya Karo.
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Go the extra mile.
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Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h,
Career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h,
Jaha machine ko smbhalte 2 Admi machine bn jata h,
Use ENGINERING kahte he.
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Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.
Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: 2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant.
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DOSTI ek dil ka nata H,
Jo badi ibadat se nibhaya jata H,
Isme duria bhi ho to koi gum nahi dost,
kyunki doston ko dil mein basaya jata H.
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2 Chij Jisne Indian Young Generation Mein,
Josh Aur Utsaah Bhar Diya.
IPL Ne Ladko Mein,
Aur,
I PILL Ne Ladkiyon Mein.
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Teacher: Jawani aur,
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me HASEENO,
K numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me HAKEEMO ke.
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Knowledge is power. If you are looking for some mind blowing books to read.
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Rajnikanth went for a morning walk n in the afternoon police arrested him.
Why.
Bz he reached USA without Visa.
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ओस की बूंदे है, आंख में नमी है,
ना उपर आसमां है, ना नीचे जमीन है,
ये कैसा मोड है जिन्दगी का जो लोग खास है उन्की की कमी हैं.
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To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it IN,
she pushes it.
True, Threading a needle is not easy.
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Plz froward to all ur friends (girl): When someone is Flirting with u,
Please Cooperate Yahi to din hain,
kuch saal bad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega.
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Jo Ho Gaya Usse Socha Nahin Karte,
Jo Mil Gaya Usse Khoya Nahin Karte,
Hansil Unhe Hoti Hai Safalta…
Jo Waqt Aur Halaat Par Roya Nahin Karte
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Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.
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Ayi si subah naya sa savera
Auraj ki kirno me hawao ka basera,
Khule asman me suraj ka chehra,
Mubarak ho aapko ye hasin savera.
GOOD MORNING
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khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night
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Shadishuda logo ke liye ghar bar hi sabkuch hota hai
Ya to wo ghar me milege ya to fir bar me
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1st Bhoot: tu kaise mara.
2nd Bhoot: thand se, aur tu?
1st Bhoot: Biwi pe shaq tha, pura ghar dhund liya koi nahin mila.
Sharam k mare suicide kar li.
2nd Bhoot: Fridge kholta, dono bach jate.
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Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti,
Dosti saza nahin hoti,
Dosti me hoti he imandari,
Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti,
Dost jaan se pyara hota he,
Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti.
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Unko complement dein: Jis tarah se aapko apni taarif sunna pasand hai, usi tarah se ladko ko bhi apni taarif sunna pasand hai,
Toh hamesha koshish karein ki aapko jab bhi mauka mile aap unki taarif mein peeche na hatein.
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Dosti ko dil se churaya aapne,
Door rahete huye bhi apna banaya aapne,
Kabhi bhool nahi payenge hum aap ko,
Kyunki yaad rakhna bhi to shikhaya aapne.
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Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.
After a long pause.
Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.
Class ke baad mil Daru pite hai.
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Teacher: Tum mirror ke saamne baithkar kyun padhte ho…
Kapil Junior :Madam, Iske 3 faayde hain
Padhne ke liye company mil jaati hai
Khud par nazar bhi rehti hai
Saath mein revision bhi ho jaata hai
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