STORY
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NON VEG
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When Rajinikanth Goes To A Gym To Workout,
No One Can Workout Since Rajini Uses All The Weights Available
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Lund Pe Aitbaar Kisko Hai
Mil Jaaye Chodney Ko To Inkar Kis Ko Hai
Kuch Mushkilen Hai Chut Paane Me Dost
Warna Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai
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Lady Doctor To Kid : Lambi Sans Lo Or Kuch Mehsos Karo
Kid : Ok
Lady doctor : What do u feel now
Kid : Your body spray is AmaZing
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बंटी: सेक्स और सिक्स में क्या अंतर है?
पप्पू: बल्ला उठा के मारो तो सिक्स और स्कर्ट उठा के, तो सेक्स
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Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai.
Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To Bhi Pyar Deti Hai.
Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti hai
Aisi Sirf Aur Sirf Maa Hoti Ha
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Mission Impossible Was First Offered To Rajnikanth
But He Refused Bcoz He Found The Title Insulting
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Mein kho Gya Hun Tere Pyar Mein Ab Tum Bhi Kho Jao
English: I Lost In Your Love And You Get lost
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Girl: Main Jab Bhi Apne Pados Wale Ladke Ko Dekhti Hoon,
Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai.
Maa Boli: Kal Se Bra Hi Mat Pehan, Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi
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Teray Liye Chand Taray Tor Doon,
In Hawaon Ka Rukh Mor Doon,
Itna Kafi Hai Ya Do Char Jhoot Aur Bol Doon.
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बंता ने मक्खी के पैर तोड़ कर कहा जा उड़ जा
लेकिन मक्खी नहीं उड़ी.
बंता: इससे साबित होता है
कि मक्खी के पैर तोड़ दिए जाएं तो मक्खी सुन नहीं सकती
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1 Bar 1 Ladke Ne Rajnikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mar Di
Rajnikant Ne Uski Gardan,Hath Ur Per Marod Diye
Aaj Us Ladke Ko Duniya Baba Ramdev, Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
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She : Agar Mujhe Pata Hota Ki Tum Engineer Ho
To Shayad Mai Tum Me Intrest Nhi Leti
He : Go To Hell
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Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Me
Dekhkar Ek Budha Bola,
In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha.
Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Jayege.
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Beggar: Mam 1rs Please.
Mam: I Have Seen You Somewhere.
Beggar: Ya Mam We Are Friends On Facebook.
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Din Mai Karoge To Sust Rehoge,
Raat Mai Karoge To Chust Rehoge,
Roj Karoge To Khus Rehoge,
Din Raat Karoge To Tandurust Rehoge.
What . Sms yar
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Wo Samjhe Na Samjhe Hamare Jazbat Ko
Hum Manege Unki Har Baat Ko
Hum Chale Jaayenge Ek Din Is Duniya Ko Chodker
Wo Aasuon Bhayege Royenge Har Raat Ko.
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Chhod Diye Wo Kam Jinke Galat The Anjam,
Ab Kuchh Din Nek Kamo Me Bitayenge,
Aur 12thPass Karne Ke Baad Hi,
Koi Nayi Ladki Ptayenge.
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Ruth Jao Kitna Bhi Mana Lenge
Dur Jao Kitna Bhi Bula Lenge
Dil Aakhir Dil He Sagar Ki Ret To Nahi
K Naam Likh Kar Usse Mita Denge
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Santa Ko Raat Me Cigarette Peene Ka Man Kiya.
Sab Taraf Machis Dhoonda, Par Kahi Nhi Mila
Aakhir Mein Nirash Hoke Candle Bujha Ke So Gaya.
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Dil Ka Dard Dil Me Rakha,
Koi Na Mila Jis Pe Duniya Luta Dete,
Sab Ne Diya Dhoka Humien,
Kis Kis Ko Hum Saza Sunate
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Boy: Papa, Maine Engineering Chhod Di.
Papa: Kyu,
Boy : Kyon ki Kick Nahi Mili.
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-Bewaqt Aaye Vo Fever Ho Tum
Doob Kar Jisme Marr Jaoo Vo River Ho Tum
Mere Jeevan Mein Ab To Forever Ho Tum
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She Came Today Early Morning,
Start Fighting.Her Complain Was,
Who The Hell Permitted You To Come In My Dreams
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Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko
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Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De.
Barber: Kitne Chhote Katu?
Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye.
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Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai .
Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai!
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Arz Kiya Hai.Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Gaur Farmaiye.Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Ki Chinti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jaati Hai Charpai Se.
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Never kiss a police woman.
She will say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she will say next plz.
Always kiss a teacher, She will say repeat it 10 times.
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Ek chhota bachcha bus ki khidki se susu kr rha tha.
Ek aurat boli: Sharm nhi ati tujhe?
Ladka: Are aunty sharm chhodo,
Su su dekho kitna dur tk ja rha hai.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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Pyar use karo jo tumse pyar kare,
Khud se bhi zyaada tum pe aitbaar kare,
Tum bas ek baar kaho ruko do pal,
Aur woh un do palon ke liye poori zindagi aitbaar kare.
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Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?
Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se
Mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
PAPPI TE LE LO,
PAPPI TE LE LO.
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NASA closed.
Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali.
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Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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Tumhari Dunia say chalay janay kay baad,
Hum tumay her aik shishay mai nazar aya Karin gay,
Tum her pal koi dua mang lena,
Aur hum her baar toot jaya Karin gay.
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Dil ka dard dil me rakha,
Koi na mila jis pe duniya luta dete,
Sab ne diya dhoka humien,
Kis kis ko hum saza sunate.
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Imran: Pehle mein apni wife ko B.A. karwaunga,
Phir M.A. phir P.H.D karwaunga,
Phir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Kapil: Phir acchaa sa rishta dekh kar uski shaadi bhi karwa dena.
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राजू ने ढाबा खोला
ग्राहक: मेरी चाय मै मक्खी डूब कर मरी पड़ी है |
राजू: तो क्या करू ? मै ढाबा चलाऊ या इन्हे तैरना सीखाऊँ |
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.
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Bhagwan ke Bina Mandir Adhoora Hai.
Dosti Ke Bina Jeevan Adhoora Hai.
Biwi ke Bina Ghar Adhoora Hai.
App Ke Bina Circus Adhoora.
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Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Mein Bahut Hote Hain,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako.
Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena, Gum Ke Aasu.
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