Santa on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right
now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Santa: No this is her husband speaking…
Teacher: Pappu batao, yeh sign (%) tumne kaha dekha……. Awsme answer by Pappu:Teacher ji, jab car me ladkiya sit belt pehnti hain Tab
An egg fell down from a 20 ft table ... but did not break .. !
Do you know the reason ..
Guess .... ....
ha ..ha .. it was "Lucky"..
Physics PJ:
Why does a dumb cat fall while walking....
Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
SO it falls! HaHa!
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song..
guess!
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O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me..
How can you lift an elephant with one hand..
Ans:
YOU dont find elephants with one hand haha sorry!
Really Bad PJ:
Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much..
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A: Well, people drink at a bar.. And bar is the unit of pressure
[Head Crack Pj] Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai . Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.
About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.
Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut
Se Sitam
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Teri Kasam
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Shayari Khatam
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Dekho Dus Ka Dum
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Paayal Baje Cham Cham
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Mobile Mein Balance Kam
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Raat Ko Dikhta Hai Kam
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P.J. Kyun Nahi Ho Raha
Khatam
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Do You Believe In Pichla
Janam
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Mere Dil Mein Hain Bahut
Saare Gham
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Haddi Mazboot Karta Hai
Calcium
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Shakespeare Ka Pehla
Naam Tha William
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Daanth Kharab Karta Hai
Chewing Gum
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Exam Mein Marks Aate Hain
Minimum
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Hum Khe
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Hum Khelte Hain Maximum
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Explain The Following
Term
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Main Peeta Nahi Whiskey,
Beer Ya Rum
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Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
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Khushi ke baad aata hai gum
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Coffee me pite cheeni kam
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Dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum
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Pak me chalte hai goli our bum.
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China Dikhata hai apna dum.
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Ye kis P.J me phaans gaye hum
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Diga diga dum dum
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lo P.j khatam
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Vande Matram.......
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal...=D =D
Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi
Jo usne Humko maari thi,
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Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO
Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..
Eek ladki umbrella repiring krane,
Macnic ke pas gayi or macnic se boli,
Umbrella ka kya karna hoga..
Macnic bola uppar ka kapda utarna hoga,
Niche se danda ghusana hoga.
Ladki boli jo kuch karna hai jaldi karo,
Magar pani nahi girna chahiye.
Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.
Aisa Nhi Ki Ye Zindgi Buri Hai,
Par School Or College Life Ki Bat Kuch Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Ab Hasi Nhi Aati,
Par Doston Ke Bich Baith Kar,
Khil Khilane Wali Bat Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Ab Tension Se Rat Nhi Guzarti,
Par Exams Ki Raton Me Jagne Wali Bat Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Aage Aa Kar Kuch Hasil Na Kiya Ho,
Par Passing Marks Lekar Party Manane Wali Bat Or Thi.
Aisa Nhi Ke Ab Zindgi Nhi Kat Rhi H,
Par Doston Me Zindgi Jine Ki Bat Hi Kuch Or Thi.
Birthdays are a new start; fresh beginnings, a time to start new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with fresh confidence and courage. You are a special person, may you have an amazing today and year!
Lines by a guy when his girl break up with him:
"I am "MAD" for her but why i am not "MADE" for her....
Have A Nice Day...
Cow & Cat both are #Sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho... :D
I'm telling you,
Cow Mata hoti hai
or
Billi Mousi
Bachpan se hi intelligent hoon...
Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya!!!
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye ,
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye.
Sms Isliye Kar Rahe Hain Zaalimo,
Kahin Tum Ye Na Samjho Ki Hum Duniya
Se Dafa Ho Gaye.
4 Chambrs In Hrt
1 For Papa
1 For Mom
1 For God
1 For Luv.
Wt Abt Frnd?
Sorry,
No Place 4 Frnd In Hrt
Tum Log To Hrtbeat Ho Yar.
Dosti Ka Tohfa Hr Kisi Ko Ni Milta
Ye Wo Phool Hai Jo Hr Baag Me Ni Khilta
Is Phool Ko Kabhi Murjhane Mat Dena
Qki Murjhaya Hua Phool Kisi Kaam Ka Ni Hota.
Dosti Call Centar Me Apka Swagat Hai.
Hamse Milne Ke Liye 1 Dabaye.
Hmse Bat Karne Ke Liye 2 Dabaye.
Or Hame Bhul Jane Ke Liye Apna Gala Dabaye.
1 Achha Dost Hospital Me Phool
De Ke Kehta Hai
'Get Well Soon'
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Par 1 Sacha Dost Kehta Hai,
Saale Nurse kitni Sweet Hai
Dhire - Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga.
Ha Ha Ha !!!
Sabse Pyara Dost Banaya H Apko
Faristo Ki Bhid Se Churaya Hai Apko
Kahi Aap Bhul N Jaye Hme
Isliye Pyara Sa Sms Bhejkar Yad Dilaya H Apko.
Duniya Ki Lahar Hai Dosti,
Dalti Sham Ka Khula Aasman Hai Dosti,
Jinko Samajh Me Aa Jaye To Vah Malamal,
Varna Bina Iske Bilkul Kangal Hai Dosti.
Arzoo Hamesha Adhoori Nahi Hoti,
Dosti Mein Kabhi Doori Nahi Hoti,
Jinke Dil Me Aap Jaise Dost Rahte Hain,
Unke Liye Dhadkan Bhi Zaroori Nahi Hoti.
Dosto Ki Yad Hr Waqt Satati H,
Wo Gujre Pal,
Wo Masti Bahut Yad Ati H.
Hm To Phir Jina Chahte H Un Palo Ko,
Par Wo Hasin Zindgani Phir Kaha Lout K Aati Hai.
Mehfil Main Kuch To Sunana Padta Hai,
Gham Chupakar Muskurana Padta Hai,
Kabhi Unke Hum Bhi The Dost,
Aaj Kal Unhe Yaad Dilana Padta Hai.
Without Courage, Life Is Hard,
Without Love, Life Is Hopeless,
Without Friends Like You,
Life Is Impossible..!!
Miss You To Much Always..!!!!
I Cannot Imaging What My Life
Would Be Without A Friend Like You.
You Are The Fuel That Keeps Me Going.
Humari Galtiyo Se Kahi Tut N Jana,
Humari Shrarat Se Khi Ruth N Jana,
Tumhari Dosti Hi Humari Zindagi H,
Is Pyare ke Bndhan Ko Bhul N Jana.
Dosti Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Hai,
Yeh To Sabse Khubsurat Rishte Ka Naam Hai,
Aansu Ke Badle Hansi Dena Iska Kaam Hai
Is Majbut Bandhan Ko Dil Se Salaam Hai.
Hit jala Timepas khup gajli Duniyadari ata maji bari "Lay Bhari" Aapli styl bhari Aapli smil bhari chyamayla aple friend pn lay bhari Hpy rakhi
Zikar Karta Hai Dil Subah
Shaam Tera
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Girte Hain Aansu Banta Hai
Naam Tera....!!
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Kisi Aur Ko Kyu Dekhein Ye Aakhein
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Jab Dil Pe Likha Hai Sirf Naam Tera.!
Pappu Class Me Tute Chashme Pahan K Aata Hai.
Tchr Kya Hua Papu GF Ko Kis Kar Raha Tha.
Tchr to Chasma Kese Tuta
Papu Usne Apni Legs Close Karli Thi.
Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,
Pass hi k boys hostel k
Ladko ne help ki. .
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TV pr NEWS AAYI-Aag pe
Kabu pa liya gaya hai
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Lekin ???
Ladko par kabu pane ki
Koshish jari hai.. ;-)
Boy : May I kiss u..??
Girl : No Boy again
May I kiss u..??
Girl : No..
Boy desperately asks
:P PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U...??
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hun
Jo permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya..?? :P :P
SeCreT ForMuLa oF
HaPPiNeSs For MarrieD CouPLeS..
"LoveOne Another!"
If It Doesn't WorK
Just BriNG THe LaST WorD iN THe MiDDLe..!
;-)