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Exam Ke Time Par Sab Padhte Hai Banke Ullu,
Exam Ke Time Par Sab Padhte Hai Banke Ullu,
Baad Me Milta Hai To Sirf Aur Sirf,
Babaji Ka Thullu
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Mazak Ki Bhi Ek Had Hoti Hai, Yaar
Main Ladki Ke Saath Date Par Tha Or
Mera Dost Ne Uske Saamne Aaakar Bola
Kal Wali Zyada Achi Thi Yar
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Kis-Kis Par AitbaaR Karte
Kis-Kis Par ikhtiyaaR Rakhte
Khuda Ne Meri ZindGi Bahut Chhoti Banayi
Warna Hum JindGi Bhar Aapka IntzaaR Karte
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Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain?
Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti.
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Boy: Tu Kitne Baje Uthati Hai
Girl : Apna Koi Time Nhi Jab Dil Kre So Jati Hu,
Aur Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hu.
Boy: Notty Tu Bilkul Mere Kutte Pe Gayi Hai.
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When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth,
The ODI Cricket match Abandoned
Ishant Sharma Bragged, Now Play Without me
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Papu Aur Raj Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe the
Papu Dubne Laga, To Us Ne Raj Ki Lulli Pakad Li.
Raj : Bhosdike Tairna Seekh, Ladki K sath Hota To Dub Jata
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Boy: Pura Andar Gaya,
Madam: Haan Gaya..
Boy: Dard Hua Kya,
Madam: Bahut Hua
Boy: Chalo Doosra Sandal Try Kartay Hai Madam.
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उनका भी कभी हम दीदार करते है
उनसे भी कभी हम प्यार करते है
क्या करे जो उनको हमारी जरुरत न थी
पर फिर भी हम उनका इंतज़ार करते है
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आता था जिस को देख के तेरी तस्वीर का ख़याल
अब तो वो कील भी मेरी दीवार में नही
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Principle: All Students Must Try To Get Above 96%.
Student: No Maam We Will Try For100%.
Student: Are You Joking.
Student: Who Started Joking First.
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Saas : Naya Chawal Aaya Hai, Pakane Mein Kesa Hai?
Bahu : Bilkul Aap Ke Bete Jesa, Charhte Hi Pak Jata Hai,
Foran Pani Chor Deta Hai Is Liye Foran Utarna Parta Hai
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अचानक हुई बारिश से सभी लोग अचंभित हो गए है।
उन लोगो की जानकारी के लिए बता दूँ कि
रजनीकांत अपनी पिचकारी चेक कररहा है।
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She.
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin
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Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho
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Frustrated Rajnikant: Kuch To
Rehem Karo Kamino .Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske Bum Se Idali Nikalti Hai
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Husband: Mujhe Nind Aa Rahi Hai Kuch Sex Ho Jaye
Wife: Meri Chut Me Kya Teri Ma Lori Ga Rahi
He Jo Bina Chode Tujhe Nind Aa Jyegi
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Facebook Pe Ladki Patayi
Whatsapp Pe Baat Chalayi
Twiter Pe Mom Dad Se Milayi
Yahoo Pe Divorce Ho Gaya
Chalo Isi Bahane Computer Course To Ho Gya.
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Santa Toilet Me Betha Tha,
Saamne Likha Tha Paani Ka Zyada Se Zyada Istmaal Kare
Dimag To Dekho Baithe Baithe 4 Dabbe Pani Pee Gaya.
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Waqt Ka Bahana Bana Kar Apno Ko Bhul Jana,
Mujhe Aaj Bhi Nahi Aata.
Miss U.
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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!
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Deepika : Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Kimat Tumkya Jano Rajni Babu.
Rajnikant : Rs 0.012645787 Pise  Yennaarascala Mind it
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Door rah kar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai,
Yaad bankar aankhon se bahne ki aadat hai,
Kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb paoge,
Mujhe ehsas bankar rahne ki aadat hai.
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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du.
Golu: Madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki,
Bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
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Guzri hai kal woh raat ajeeb si,
Karte rahe woh humse chaahat ajeeb si,
Ab saari zindagi tanha hi jina hoga,
Bichadte waqt woh kar gayi baat ajib si.
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Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kare,
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
Uske acche sanskaar,
Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo.
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SANTA: Lalaji dettol soap hai.
Lala: Ha.
santa: Acha vala hai.
Lala: Ha.
Santa: Achi quality ka hai.
Lala: Ha bhai ha.
Santa: Thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.
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Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti
To usme sssssssshh ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage,
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.
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Baniya: lagta hai hamari beti ka kisi ladke ke,
Sath pyar ka chakkar chal raha hai.
Biwi: kaise pata?
Baniya: Aaj kal pocket money nahi mangti hai.
Biwi: He bhagwan iska matlab ladka baniya bhi nahi hai.
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Agar Ham khud ko bhool jaye toh koi gam nahi,
Agar aapko bhool jaye toh woh Ham nahi,
Chaahte hai Ham dosto ko jaan se bhi zyada,
Unke liye apni jaan bhi chali jaye toh koi gham nahi.
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Jab Bhi Aap Unse Mile To Unko Uske Pasand Ki Chocolate Jarur De.
Ladkiyon Ke Shauk Pure Karne Se Unko Patane Me Aasani Hoti Hai.
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Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah,
Phir.
phir.
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
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1 Girl ask 2 Pappu: Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu: Legs
Girl: Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.
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1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.
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Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU,
Muje bhi pata lo. Muje bhi pata lo.
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You need over 40 different nutrients every day for good health.
Since there is no single food that contains them all, it is important to balance your daily choices.
In fact there are no good or bad foods, so you do not need to miss out on the foods you enjoy.
The best way to make sure you get the right balance is to eat a wide variety of foods each day.
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In mornings, eating an apple will keep you awake better then drinking coffee.
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