Bewajah Hum Wajah Dhundte Hai Tere Paas Aane Ko,
Ye Dil Bekarar Hai Tujhe Dhadkan Mein Basaane Ko,
Bujhi Nahi Hai Pyaas In Hotho Ki Abhi,
Na Jaane Kab Milega Sukoon Mere Paymane Ko.
The Moon and Mars are being explored on the insistence of Rajnikanth that Earth`s air is too polluted for human existence in future.
The sharks live in the depth of the seas bcoz they know that Rajnikanth lives on land.
Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.
Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They're Not Automatic.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it's the first time you read it.
Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered in his seat.
Seeing his state, his friend, Santa asked, \"Kyon, kya baat hai? Dar kyoun lag raha hai? Cinema hi hai.\"
Banta replied, \"AAdmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai...lekin voh to jaanwar hai, usko kya kya pata!\"