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Jija salee Ka Pyar

Baree jawaanee me aurat ke binaa jeevan gujaaranaa aur oopar se ek bachche kee paravarish kee jimmedaaree sachamuch badaa hee mushkil thaa. Lekin chhotee saalee rinku ne navajat bachche ko apane chhati se laga kar ghar ko kaphi kuchh samhal liya. Didi ke gujarane ke bad rinku apanee maa ke kahane par kuchh dino ke liye mere pas rahane ke liye aa gayee thi. Rinku to waise hee khoobasoorat thee, badan me jawaanee ke lakshan ubharane se aur bhee sundar lagane lagee thee. Aurat ke binaa meraa jeevan bilkul soonaa soonaa saa ho chukaa thaa. Lekin seks kee aag mere sharer aur man me din par din badhtee hee jaa rahee thee. Raate gujaaranaa mushkil ho gayaa thaa. Kabhee kabhee apanee saalee rinku ke kamasin golaaiyo ko dekh kar meraa man lalachaane lagataa thaa. Magar wah meree sagee saalee thee yahee soch kar apane man par kaaboo kar letaa thaa. Fir bhee kabhee kabhee man bekaaboo ho jaataa aur jee chaahtaa ki rinku ko nangee karake apanee baaho me bhar loo.

Usake chhotee chhotee kasee hue choocheeyo ko muh me bhar kar der tak choosataa rahoo aur phir use bistar par letaa kar usakee nanhee see choot me apana motaa land ghusaa kar khoob chodoo.

Ek din mai apane office ke ek dost ke saath ek english film dekhane gayaa. Film bahoot jyaadaa sexy thee. Nagna aur sambhog ke drashyo kee bharamaar thee. Film dekhate hue mai kaee baar uttejit ho gayaa thaa seks kaa bukhaar mere sar par chadh kar bolane lagaa thaa. Ghar lautate samay mai film ke chudaaee waale seens ko baar baar soch rahaa thaa aur jab bhee unhe sochataa, rinku kaa cheharaa mere saamane aa jataa mai bekaaboo hone lagaa thaa. Maine man banaa liyaa ki aaj chaahe jo bhee ho, apanee saalee ko chodoogaa jaroor. Ghar pahuchane par rinku ne hee darawaajaa kholaa. Meree nazar sabase pahale usake bhole bhaale maasoom chehare par gayee fir tee-shart ke neeche dhakee huyee usakee nanhee choochiyo par aur fir usake taango ke beech chaddhee me chupee hue chhotee see makkhan jaisee mulaayam bur pe. Mujhe apanee aur ajeeb najaro se dekhate hue pakad rinku ne poochhaa, “ kyaa baat haee jeeju, aise kyo dekh rahe hai?” Maine kahaa, “kuchh nahee rinku…..bas aise hee….…. Tabeeyat kuchh kharaab ho gaee.” Rinku bolee. “apane koee dawaa lee yaa nahee?”

“abhee nahee” maine jabaab diyaa aur fir apane kamare me jaa kar lungee pahan kar bistar par let gayaa.

Thodee der baad rinku aayee aur bolee, “kuchh chaahiye jeeju?”

Jee me to aayaa ki kah doo “saalee mujhe chodne ke liye tumhaaree choot chaahiye.” Par mai aisaa kah nahee sakataa thaa.

Maine kahaa “rinku, mere taango me bahut dard hai. Thodaa tel laa kar maalish kar do.”

“theek hai jeeju,” kah kar rinku chalee gayee aur fir thodee der me ek katoree me tel lekar waapas aa gayee. Wo bistar par baith gayee aur mere daahine taang se lungee ghutane tak uthaa kar maalish karane lagee. Apanee 14 saal kee saalee ke naajuk haatho kaa sparsh paakar meraa land turant hee kathor hokar khadaa ho gayaa.

Thodee der baad maine kahaa, “rinku jyaadaa dard to jaangho me hai. Thodaa ghutane ke upar bhee tel maalish kar de.”

“jee jeeju” kah kar rinku ne lungee ko jaangho par se hataanaa chaahaa. Tabhee jaanaboojh kar maine apanaa baayaa pair upar uthaayaa jisase meraa funfunaayaa huaa khadaa land lungee ke baahar ho gayaa. Mere land par najar padate hee rinku sakapakaa gayee. Kuchh der tak wah mere land ko kankhiyo se dekhatee rahee. Fir use lungee se dhakane kee koshish karane lagee. Lekin lungee mere taango se dabee huee thee isaliye wo use dhak nahee paayee. Maine maukaa dekh kar poochaa,

“kyaa hua rinku?”

“jee jeeju. Apakaa ang dikh rahaa hai.” Rinku ne sakuchaate hue kahaa.

“ang, kaun saa ang?” Maine anjaan ban kar poochhaa.

Jab rinku ne koee javaab nahee diyaa to maine andaaj se apane land par haath rakhate hue kahaa, “are! Ye kaise baahar nikal gayaa?” Fir maine kahaa, “saalee jab tumane dekh hee liyaa to kyaa sharmaanaa, thodaa tel lagaa kar isakee bhee maalish kar do.”

Meree baat sun kar rinku ghabaraa gayee aur sharmaate hue bolee,

“chee jeeju, kaisee baat karate hai, jaldee se dhakiye ise.”

“dekho rinku ye bhee to shareer kaa ek ang hee hai, to fir isakee bhee kuchh sevaa honee chaahiye naa.

Tumhaaree jiji jab thee to isakee khoob sevaa karatee thee, roj isakee maalish karatee thee. Usake chale jaane ke baad bechaaraa bilkul anaath ho gayaa hai. Tum isake dard ko nahee samajhogee to kaun samajhegaa?” , maine itanee baat bade hee maasoomiyata se kah daalee.

“lekin jeeju, mai to aapakee saalee hoo. Mujhase aisaa kaam karawaanaa to paap hoga,”

“theek hai rinku, agar tum apane jeeju kaa dard nahee samajh sakatee aur paap- punya kee baat karatee ho to jaane do.” Maine udaasee bhare swar me kahaa.

“mai aapako dukhee nahee dekh sakatee jeeju. Aap jo kahenge, mai karoogee.” Mujhe udaas hote dekh kar rinku bhaavuk ho gayee thee.. Usane apane haatho me tel chipod kar mere khade land ko pakad liyaa. Apane land par rinku ke naajuk haatho kaa sparsh paakar, vaasanaa kee aag me jalate hue mere poore shareer me ek bijalee see daud gayee. Maine rinku kee kamar me haath daal kar use apane se sataa liyaa.

“bas saalee, aise hee sahalaatee raho. Bahut aaraam mil rahaa hai.” Maine use peeth par haath ferate hue kahaa.

Thodee hee der me meraa puraa jism vaasanaa kee aag me jalane lagaa. Meraa man bekaaboo ho gayaa. Maine rinku kee baah pakad kar use apane upar kheench leeyaa. Usakee dono choochiyaa meree chaatee se chipak gayee. Mai usake chehare ko apanee hatheliyo me lekar usake hotho ko choomane lagaa. Rinku ko meraa yah pyaar shayad samajh me nahee aayaa.

Vo kasamasaa kar mujhase alag hote hue bolee. “jeeju ye aap kyaa kar rahe hai?”

“rinku aaj mujhe mat roko. Aaj mujhe jee bhar kar pyaar karane do”

“lekin jeeju, kyaa koee jija apanee saalee ko aise pyaar karataa hai?” , rinku ne aashcharya se poochaa.

“sali to adhi ghar wali hoti hai aur jab tumane ghar samhal liya hai to mujhe bhi apana bana lo. Mai auro kee baat nahee jaanataa, par aaj mai tumako har tarah se pyaar karanaa chaahataa hoo. Tumhaare har ek ang ko choomanaa chaahataa hoo. Pleej aaj mujhe mat roko rinku.” Maine anurodh bhare swar me kahaa.

“magar jeeju, jija saalee ke beech ye sab to paap hai.” Rinku ne kahaa. “paap-punya sab bekaar kee baate hain saalee. Jis kaam se dono ko sukh mile aur kisee kaa nuksaan na ho wo paap kaise ho sakataa hai? “ maine apanaa tark deeyaa.

“lekin jeeju, mai to abhee bahut chhotee hoo.” Rinku ne apanaa dar jataayaa.

“vah sab tum mujh par chod do. Mai tumhe koee takaleef nahee hone doongaa.” Maine use bharosaa dilaayaa.

Rinku kuch der gumasuma see baithee rahee to maine puchaa. “bolo saalee, kyaa kahatee ho?”

“theek hai jeeju, aap jo chaahe keejiye. Mai sirf aapakee khushee chaahatee hoo.” Meree saalee kaa cheharaa sharm se laal ho rahaa thaa.

Rinku kee sweekrati milate hee maine usake naajuk badan ko apanee baaho me bheench leeyaa aur usake patale patale gulaabee hontho ko choosane lagaa. Usakaa virodh samaapt ho chukaa thaa. Mai apane ek haath ko usake tee-shart ke andar daal kar usakee chhotee chhotee choochiyo ko halke halke sahalaane lagaa. Fir usake nippl ko chutkee me lekar masalane lagaa. Thodee hee der me rinku ko bhee majaa aane lagaa aur wo shee..……shee..ee…… karane lagee.

“majaa aa rahaa hai jeeju……. Aah ……. Aur keejeeye bahut achchaa lag rahaa hai.”

Apanee saalee kee mastee ko dekh kar meraa hausalaa aur badh gayaa. Halke virodh ke baavajood maine rinku kee tee-shart utaar dee aur usakee ek choochee ko muh me lekar choosane lagaa. Doosaree choochee ko mai haatho me lekar dheere dheere dabaa rahaa thaa. Rinku ko ab pooraa majaa aane lagaa thaa. Vah dheere dheere budabudaane lagee. “oh … aah….. Majaa aa raha hai jeeju……aur jor jor se meree choochee ko choosiye …. Aaaah …..aapane ye kyaa kar diyaa?……… oh ….. Jeeju.”

Apanee saalee ko pooree tarah se mast hotee dekh kar meraa hausalaa badh gayaa. Maine kahaa.

“rinku majaa aa rahaa hai naa?”

“haa jeeju bahut mazaa aa rahaa hai. Aap bahut achchee taraha se choochee choos rahe hai.” Rinku ne mastee me kahaa.

”ab tum meraa land muh me lekar chooso, aur jyaadaa majaa aayegaa.” Maine rinku se kahaa.

“theek hai jeeju. “ vo mere land ko muh me lene ke liye apanee gardan ko jhukaane lagee to maine usakee baah pakad kar use is tarah litaa diyaa ki usakaa cheharaa mere land ke paas aur usake chootad mere chehare kee taraf ho gaye. Vo mere land ko muh me lekar aaisakreem kee tarah maje se choosane lagee. Mere poore shareer me haaee voltaija kaa karant daudne lagaa. Mai mastee me badabadaane lagaa.

“haa rinku, haa…… shaabaash …… bahut achchaa choos rahee ho, ……aur andar lekar chooso.”

Rinku aur tejee se land ko muh ke andar baahar karane lagee. Mai mastee me paagal hone lagaa.

Maine usakee skart aur chaddhee dono ko ek saath kheench kar taango se baahar nikaal kar apanee saalee ko pooree tarah nangee kar diyaa aur fir usakee taango ko failaa kar usakee choot ko dekhane lagaa. Vaah! Kyaa choot thee, bilkul makkhan kee tarah chikanee aur mulaayam. Chote chote halke bhure rang ke baal uge the. Maine apanaa cheharaa usakee jaangho ke beech ghusaa diyaa aur uskee nanhee see bur par apanee jeebh pherane lagaa.

Choot par meree jeebh kee ragad se rinku kaa shareer ganaganaa gayaa. Usakaa jism mastee me kaapane lagaa. Vah bol uthee. “haay jeeju…….. Ye aap kyaa kar rahe hai……. Meree choot kyo chaat rahe hai…..aah …….mai paagal ho jaaoongee……… oh…….. Mere achche jeeju….. Haay ….. Mujhe ye kyaa hotaa jaa rahaa hai……” rinku mastee me apanee kamar ko jor jor se aage peeche karate hue mere land ko choos rahee. Usake muh se thook nikal kar meree jaangho ko geelaa kar rahaa thaa. Maine bhee chaat-chaat kar usakee choot ko thook se tar kar diyaa thaa. Kareeb 10 minat tak ham baap- saalee aise hee ek doosare ko choosate chaatate rahe. Ham logo ka pooraa badan paseene se bheeg chukaa thaa. Ab mujhase sahaa nahee jaa rahaa thaa. Maine kahaa. “rinku saalee ab aur bardaasht nahee hotaa. Too seedhee hokar, apanee taange failaa kar let jaa. Ab mai tumhaaree choot me land ghusaa kar tumhe chodnaa chaahataa hoo”

Meree is baat ko sun kar rinku dar gayee. Usane apanee taange sikod kar apanee bur ko chhupaa liyaa aur ghabaraa kar bolee. “nahee jeeju, pleeja aisaa mat keejiye. Meree choot abhee bahut chhotee hai aur aapakaa land bahut lambaa aur motaa hai. Meree bur fat jaayegee aur mai mar jaaoongee. Pleeja is khayaal ko apane dimaag se nikaal deejiye.”

Maine usake chehare ko haatho me lekar usake hotho par ek pyaar bhara chumban jadte hue kahaa. “darane kee koee baat nahee hai rinku. Mai tumhaaraa jija hoo aur tumhe bahut pyaar karataa hoo. Meraa vishwaas karo mai bade hee pyaar se dheere dheere chodugaa aur tumhe koee takleef nahee hone doongaa.”

“lekin jeeju, apakaa itanaa motaa land meree chhotee see bur me kaise ghusegaa? Isame to ungalee bhee nahee ghus paatee hai.” Rinku ne ghabaraaye hue swar me poochaa.

“isakee chintaa tum chod do rinku aur apane jeeju par bharosaa rakho. Mai tumhe koee takaleef nahee hone doongaa.” Maine usake sar par pyaar se haath ferate hue bharosaa dilaayaa.

“mujhe aap par pooraa bharosaa hai jeeju, fir bhee bahut dar lag rahaa hai. Pataa nahee kyaa hone vaalaa hai.” Rinku kaa dar kam nahee ho paa raha thaa.

Maine use fir se dhaandhas diyaa. “meree pyaaree saalee, apane man se saaraa dar nikaal do aur aaraam se peeth ke bal let jaao. Mai tumhe bahut pyaar se chodoongaa. Bahut majaa aayegaa.”

“theek hai jeeju, ab meree jaan aapake haatho me hai.” Rinku itanaa kahakar palang par seedhee hokar let gayee lekin usake chehare se bhay saaf jhalak rahaa thaa.

Maine paas kee dresing tebala se vaisleen kee sheeshee uthaaee. Fir usakee dono taango ko kheench kar palang se baahar latakaa diyaa. Rinku dar ke maare apanee choot ko jaangho ke beech dabaa kar chupane kee koshish kar rahee thee. Maine unhe failaa kar chaudaa kar diyaa aur usakee taango ke beech khadaa ho gayaa. Ab mera tanaa hua land rinku kee chhotee see naajuk choot ke kareeb hichkole maar rahaa thaa. Maine dheere se vaisleen lekar usakee choot me aur apane land par chipod lee taaki land

Ghusaane me aasaanee ho. Saaraa maamalaa set ho chukaa thaa. Apanee kamasin saalee kee makkhan jaisee naajuk bur ko chodane kaa mera baraso puraanaa khwaab pooraa hone vaalaa thaa. Mai apane land ko haath se pakad kar usakee choot par ragadne lagaa. Kathor land kee ragad khaakar thodee hee der me rinku kee fuddee (klitoris) kadee ho kar tan gayee. Vo mastee me kaapane lagee aur apane chootad ko jor jor se hilaane lagee.

“bahut achchaa lag rahaa hai jeeju……….…o..oo…o..ooohh ……aah bahut majaa aaaaarahaa hai….. Aur ragadiye jeeju…….tej tej ragadiye……..” Vo mastee se paagal hone lagee thee aur apane hee haatho se apanee choochiyo ko masalane lagee thee. Mujhe bhee bahut majaa aa raha thaa. Mai bolaa.

“mujhe bhee bahut majaa aa rahaa hai saalee. Bas aise hee saath detee raho. Aaj mai tumhe chodakar pooree aurat banaa doongaa. “ mai apanaa land vaise hee lagaataar usakee choot par ragadtaa jaa rahaa thaa. Vo fir bolane lagee. “haay jeeju jee …..ye aapane kyaa kar diyaa …….oooooh ..mere poore badan me karant daud rahaa hai…….……meree choot ke andar aag lagee huee hai jeeju……. Ab sahaa nahee aataa…. Ooooh jeeju jee ….. Mere achche jeeju…….. Kuch keejiye na …… mere choot kee aag bujhaa deejiye……..apanaa land meree bur me ghusaa kar chodiye jeeju …….pleej …… jeeju …….chodo meree choot ko.”

“lekin rinku, tum to kah rahee thee kee meraa land bahut motaa hai, tumhaaree bur fat jaayegee. Ab kyaa ho gayaa?” Maine yu hee prashna kiyaa.

“oh jeeju, mujhe kyaa maalum thaa ki chudaaee me itanaa majaa aataa hai. Aaaaaah ab aur bardaashta nahee hotaa.” Rinku apanee kamar ko uthaa-uthaa kar patak rahee thee.

“haee jeeju …….. Ooooooh ….. Aag lagee hai meree choot ke andar …… ab der mat keejiye …….. Ab land ghusaa kar chodiye apanee saalee ko……. Ghused deejeeye apane land ko meree bur ke andar……… fat jaane deejiye saalee ko ……..kuch bhee ho jaaye magar chodiye mujhe “ rinku paagalo kee tarah badbadaane lagee thee. Mai samajh gayaa, lohaa garam hai isee samay chot karanaa theek rahegaa.

Maine apane fanafanaaye huye kathor land ko usakee choot ke chote se ched par achchee tarah set kiyaa . Usakee taango ko apane pet se sataa kar achchee tarah jakad liyaa aur ek jor daar dhakkaa maaraa.

Achaanak rinku ke gale se ek tej cheekh nikalee. “aaaaaaaaaaaaah………baap reeeeeeee……… mar gayee mai…….. Nikaalo jeeju ……bahut dard ho raha hai……..bas karo jeeju……. Nahee chudawaanaa hai mujhe……..meree choot fat gayee jeeju……. Chod deejiye mujhe ab…….meree jaan nikal rahee hai.” Rinku dard se behaal hokar rone lagee thee.

Maine dekhaa, mere land kaa supaadaa usakee choot ko faad kar andar ghus gayaa thaa. Aur andar se khoon bhee nikal rahaa thaa. Apanee dulaaree saalee ko dard se bilbilaate dekh kar mujhe dayaa to bahut aayee lekin maine sochaa agar is haalat me mai use chod dungaa to wo dubaaraa fir kabhee isake liye raajee nahee hogee. Maine use hausalaa dete hue kahaa. “ bas saalee thodaa aur dard sah lo. Pahalee baar chudawaane me dard to sahanaa hee padataa hai. Ek baar raastaa khul gayaa to fir majaa hee majaa hai” mai rinku ko dheeraj dene kee koshish kar rahaa thaa magar wo dard se chatapataa rahee thee.

“mai mar jaaoongee jeeju……. Pleej mujhe chod deejiye ………bahut jyaadaa dard ho rahaa hai…… pleej jeeju ….nikaal leejiye apanaa land.” Rinku ne gidgidaate hue anurodh kiyaa. Lekin mere liye aisaa karanaa mumakin nahee thaa. Meree saalee rinku dard se rotee bilakhatee rahee aur mai usakee taango ko kas kar pakade hue apane land ko dheere dheere aage peeche karataa rahaa. Thodee thodee der par mai land ka dabaav thodaa badhaa detaa tha taaki wo thodaa aur andar chalaa jaaye. Is tarah se rinku takareeban 15 minata tak tadapatee rahee aur mai lagaataar dhakke lagaataa rahaa. Kuch der baad maine mahasoos kiyaa kee meree saalee kaa dard kuchh kam ho rahaa thaa. Dard ke saath saath ab use majaa bhee aane lagaa thaa kyoki ab wah apane chootad ko bade hee lay-taal me upar neeche karane lagee thee.

Usake muh se ab karaah ke saath saath siskaaree bhee nikalane lagee thee. Maine poochaa. “kyo saalee, ab kaisaa lag raha hai? Kyaa dard kuch kam huaa? “

“haa jeeju, ab thodaa thodaa achchaa lag raha hai. Bas dheere dheere dhakke lagaate rahiye. Jyaadaa andar mat ghusaaeeyegaa. Bahut dukhataa hai.” Rinku ne haanfte hue swar me kahaa . Vah bahut jyadaa last past ho chukee thee.

“theek hai saalee, tum ab chinata chod do. Ab chudaaee kaa asalee majaa aayegaa.” Mai haule haule dhakke lagaataa rahaa. Kuch hee der baad rinku kee choot geelee hokar paanee chodne lagee.

Meraa land bhee ab kuch aaraam se andar baahar hone lagaa. Har dhakke ke saath fach-fach kee aawaaj aanee shuru ho gayee. Mujhe bhee ab jyaadaa majaa milane lagaa thaa. Rinku bhee mast ho kar chudaaee me meraa sahayog dene lagee thee. Vo bol rahee thee.

“ab achchaa lag raha hai jeeju, ab majaa aa raha hai….……oo..oo..oooh jeeju………. Aise hee chodate rahiye. Aur andar ghusaa kar chodiye jeeju………..aaaaaaaah aapkaa land bahut mast hai jeeju jeeeeee…….. Bahut sukh de rahaa hai….” Rinku mastee me badbadaaye jaa rahee thee.

Mujhe bhee bahut aaraam mil rahaa thaa. Maine bhee chudaaee kee speed badhaa dee. Tejee se dhakke lagaane lagaa. Ab meraa lagabhag pooraa land rinku kee choot me jaa rahaa thaa mai bhee mastee ke saatawe aasamaan par pahuch gayaa aur mere muh se mastee ke shabd footane lage.

“haee rinku…….meree pyaaree saalee…….meree jaan……..aaj tumane mujh se chudawaa kar bahut badaa upakaar kiyaa hai……..haa …..saalee..……tumhaaree choot bahut taaeeta hai …..bahut mast hai…….tumharee choochee bhee bahut kasee kasee hai. Ohh …bahut maja aa rahaa hai…….”

Rinku apane chootad uchaal-uchaal kar chudaaee me meree madad kar rahee thee. Ham dono jija saalee mastee kee bulandiyo ko choo rahe the. Tabhee rinku chillaayee. “jeeju…… mujhe kuch ho rahaa hai…….aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh……jeeju…….. Mere andar se kuch nikal rahaa hai ……ooooohhhhhhhhh …..jeeju……….maja aa gayaa …… oooohhhhhhhhh ………uuuueeeeee…….maaaaan………..”

Rinku apanee kamar uthaa kar mere poore land ko apanee bur ke andar samaa lene kee koshish karane lagee. Mai samajh gayaa ki meree saalee kaa klaaimaiks aa gayaa hai. Vah jhad rahee thee. Mujh se bhee ab aur sahanaa mushkil ho rahaa thaa. Mai khoob tej-tej dhakke maar kar use chodane lagaa aur thodee hee der me ham baap saalee ek saath skhalit ho gaye. Baraso se eekatthaa mera dher saaraa veerya rinku kee choot me pichakaaree kee tarah nikal kar bhar gayaa.

Mai usake upar let kar chipak gayaa. Rinku ne mujhe apanee baanho me kas kar jakad liyaa. Kuch der tak ham dono jija-saalee aise hee ek dusare ke nange badan se chipake haanfte rahe. Jab saanse kuch kaaboo me huee to rinku ne mere hotho par ek pyaar bhar chumban lekar poochaa. “ jeeju, aaj aapane apanee saalee ko wo sukh diyaa hai jisake baare me mai bilkul anjaan thee. Ab mujhe isee tarah roj chodiyegaa. Theek hai na jeeju?”

Maine usakee choochiyo ko choomate hue jabaab diyaa. “aaj tumhe chodkar jo sukh milaa hai wo tumharee jiji ko chodkar kabhee nahee milaa. Tumane aaj apane jeeju ko tripta kar diyaa.”

Bahut der tak ham jija saalee ek dusare ko choomate-chaatate aur baate karate rahe aur kab neend ke aagosh me chale gaye pataa hee nahee chalaa.

Jan,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
JIJA aur SAALI

Aise to Leena ki pichhali raat apne jiju ke sath aur aaj subah hi Roma ki plumber ke saath chudaai ho chuki thi lekin choot ka maza dekho abhi baat karte-karte dono ki choot me phir se khaj shuru ho chuki thi. Roma ne Suresh plumber ke lawade ka poora figure apni baaton se Roma ko bataya. Sunte hi Leena ke muhn se siskarian nikalni chaloo ho gayi. Apne hath se woh Roma ke boobs ko halke halke sahla rahi thi. Roma ke dil aur deemag par Suresh dwara ki gayi chudaai chhayi huyi thi. Use apne boobs par Leena ka hath pherna achchha lag raha tha. Lete lete Roma ne apni ankhon ko bund kar liya aur is anand ka khoob maza le rahi thi. Leena ki chestaye badhne lagi. Usne Roma ki ast- wyast huyi nighty ko nikaal fenka. Apni jeebh ko uske mummo ke paas leja kar use chatane lagi. Uski jeebh neeche se upar uske sangmarmari kabootaro ko halke halke chaat rahi thi. Bhari boobs ko chatane me Leena ko bhi khoob maza aa raha tha. “Ufff, chat … ragad ragad kar chat,” aisa kah kar Roma ne apne hath badhakar uski jangho par pherna chaloo kar diya. Jangho par hath pherte hi Leena ko gudgudi ka ehsaash huya. Uske badan me karant daudane laga. Apni dono jangho ko usne phela diya. Jagah milte hi Roma ke hath Leena ki jangho ke aur andar ghusane lage. Uske hath kisi khas jagah ko talash rahe the. Thoda gilapan uske hath ko mahsoosh huya. Use apni manzil mil gayi. Apni angooliyon se Leena ki choot ko sahlane lagi. Choot par angooliyon ke chhute hi Leena ki jeebh ki speed Roma ke boobs ko chatne ke liye aur badh gayi. Leena ke danto ki halki-halki chubhan bhi Roma ko mahsoosh ho rahi thi. Lekin yeh chubhan peeda dene ki bajay jyada anand de rahi thi. Roma ne apni ek angooli Leena ki rus se bhigi huyi choot ke andar pel di. Apni angooli ko woh lund ki jagah upyog me laa rahi thi. Dono ke muhn se siskariayn nikal rahi thi. Ab dono ek doosare ko apni bahon me lekar apne garam jism ko apas me ragadna shuru kar diya. Dono ke badan ki ragdan se poore kamre ka mahaul nasheela ho gaya. Dono ko ab ek-ek lund ki jaroorat mahsoosh ho rahi thi lekin majboori me dono aur kya kar sakti thi. Dono ek doosare se chipat kar ek doosare ke mumme ko, choot ko sahla rahi thi. Phir thodi hi der me dono hamphane lagi aur nidhal ho kar bistar par let gayi.

Lekin aise pade pade dono hi apni choot ki aag ko aur bhadakti huyi dekh siskariyan le le kar apni hi angoolion se choot ko chodna chalu kar diya. Phir apas me hi ghoom kar ek doosare ki choot ko chusane lagi. Jeebh lagte hi dono ki siskarian aur badh gayi. Jahan Roma siskari marte huye ceekh rahi thi, “Ahh…uff….dekh kaisi choot….me aag lagi…hai….tu meri choot ko….ufff…aur chat….yess….chat-ti jaa.” Wahi Leena siskari marte huye madak awaj me cheekh rahi thi, “Hai! Kaya cheej banai hai bhagwan ne, chuso chuso, aur jor se chuso meri choot ko. Aur andar tak apni jeebh ghusedo. Hai! Meri choot ke daane ko bhi chato. Bahut maza aa raha hai.” Dono madhosh ho kar ek doosare ki pyas mitane me lagi huyi thi. Lekin pyas jo thi wah bujhane ki jagah aur badh gayi. Isi samay Ravi, unka jiju, ghar me hospital se aya aur ghar me kisi ko na pakar chaunk gaya. Tabhi ek bedroom se siskarion ki awaje sunai di. Andar gaya to room ka seen dekh kar uski ankhon me chamak aa gayi. Dono saaliya apni choot ki khaaj mitane ke liye ek doosare ke saath gutham-guth ho kar apni-apni choot chatwa rahi thi. Yeh dekh kar uska lund ek dum se khada ho gaya. Dono, Roma aur Leena bekhabar ho kar ek doosare ki choot chatne me lagi huyi thi. Ravi ne apne kapde utar kar apne lund ko tola. Mano lund ko samjha raha tha ki aaj raat ko ek nahi bulki do- do chooto ko paani pilana hai. Aage badhkar usne apne lund ko Leena ki choot ke paas leja kar khada ho gaya. Roma thoda chonki. Mun hi mun socha ki yeh lund kahan se aa gaya. Chehra upar uthaya to apne jiju ko khade paya. Uski to mun ki muraad puri ho gayi. Usne lapak kar lund ko apne hatho me samet liya.

Mano koi doosra aa kar nahi le jaye ya koi doosara kabja nahi kar le. Lund ko hatho se sahlati huyi apni jeebh Leena ki choot se hata kar ab lund ko chatne lagi. “Kya hua…chato na meri choot ko.” Koi jawab na paakar Leena ne apna chehra upar utha kar dekha ki Roma to Jiju ke lund ko chat rahi hai. Naraaz hone ki jagah uske andar bhi ab choot ki khaj mitne ka aujaar milane ki khushi hi mahsoosh ho rahi thi. Leena ke chehra ko dekh Ravi ne apni aankh maar kar uske chutad par apna hath rakh diya aur laga sahlaane. Roma ne Ravi ke lund ko pura muhn me lekar choos choos kar behaal kar diya. Ravi apne lund ko aage-pechhe kar chuswa raha tha mano ki yeh Roma ka muhn nahi bulki uski choot hai. Ravi ke anand ki koi seema nahi rahi. Apne hatho se Leena ka chutad kus kar pakad woh mare bekabu ho kar badbada raha tha, “”Wow, maza aa raha hai. Leti hai tu.aisa ki mazaa aa raha hai.. Kisine aise choosa nahi mere lund ko pehle. Mere lund ko jannat mil gayi, aaj…le…uff…choos mera lund aur choos aur le le….mere lund ko pura muh me le kar choos.”Lekin jawab diya Leena ne doosare chhor se. Wah Ravi ke lund ki choosai bade gaur se dekh rahi thi. Usne kaha, “Maine bhi pahle aisa bekaboo lund nahi dekha. Pehli bar aisi choosai dekh rahi hoon par mazaa aa raha hai is bade lund ko chooste dekhkar mujhe. Kitna mota aur bada hai,.mere to muh me pani aa gaya..” Tabhi Ravi ne apna lund Roma ke muhn se nikal kar Leena ke muhn me pel diya aur kaha, “Le meri Leena rani, tu kyon baaki rahti hai.Choos ke mujhe pagal kar de. Hai, wah jib se kar, muh me le aur andar le. Pura kha is bade lund ko.” Leena ko ab lund choosane me bada maza aa raha tha. Apne hath se lund ko heela-heela kar choos rahi thi. Kabhi apni jeebh bahar nikal kar lund ke supare aur lund ki balls ko chat rahi thi to kabhi lund ko muhn me lekar gapa-gap choos rahi thi. Roma Ravi ke samne aakar khadiho gayi.

Ravi ne uske kabootaro ko daboch liya. Apne hatho se un dono fadfadate kabootaro ko masalne laga. Masalne ke sath hi Roma ke muhn se siskari nikal gayi. Ravi ne apna muhn badhakar uske mummo ko jeebh se chatne laga. Vasna ki aag me jalte huye uske mumme bhari ho chuke the. Uske nipples kadak hokar ekdum se tan gaye the. Nipples par Ravi jab apna dant gadata to Roma ki siskari aur badh jati. Ab Leena ne lund ko muhn se nikaal kar bed par chit ho kar let gayi aur Ravi ke lund ko apni choot par ragadne lagi. “Jiju, aao. Ghusao apne lund ko. Badi baichaini ho rahi hai meri choot me.” “Le meri rani. Sambhal apni choot ko.” Itna bolkar apne lund ka ek dhakka Ravi ne diya to lund surrrr se Leena ki choot me ghus gaya. Leena khusi se pagal ho gayi. Ravi ne lagatar apne dhakke dene chalu rakhe. Choot bhi dhakke khakar lagatar pani chhod rahi thi. Tabhi Roma uthakar Leena ke muhn par baith gayi. Position yeh thi ki Leena ka muhn Roma ki choot par aur Roma ke mumme Ravi ke muhn me aur Ravi ka lund Leena ki choot me. Bada hi kamuk seen tha yeh. Teeno bade maje se choosai aur chudai me lage huye the. Tabhi Roma ne apne hath badhakar Ravi ka lund apne hath me jakad liya. Ravi jab bhi dhakka mar raha tha to Leena ki choot ka dana bhi Roma ke hath se ragad ka raha tha. Iske karan Leena ka chudai ka maza double ho gaya. Leena Ravi ko uska rahi thi, “Chodo mere raja, khoob jor-jor se dhakke lagao. Meri choot ki khaj mitao…ufff….mere chodu raja…..chodo mujhe….jor se chodo….tumhare lund se mujhe raat bhar chodo…..aahhh….khoob chudai karo meri…..ohhhh….mere lund….meri choot ke deewane…..mere rus ko peene wale…..mere jiju…..chodo mujhe…..dhakke….. Ahhhh…uchhal-uchhal kar….maro dhakke mujhe….chodo….khaj mitao meri choot ki… maro dhakke maro…” Ravi bhi usi hisaab se jawab de raha tha, “Le meri rani….kha mere….lund ko…le…aur le… mere…lunddd ko….tumhari choot aaj kitni jyada juicy ho gayi hai….le meri… chuddakad saali….le aur le….kha mere lund ke dhakke….haaai….chuda apni choot ko… le kha… aur kha… mere lund ke dhakke.” Roma us chudaai ko badi besabri se dekh rahi thi. Uski choot buri tarah se paani chhod rahi thi. Woh bhi Leena se chuswate chuswate bolne lagi, “Choos Meri choot ko….saali.. Chudwa chudwa kar apni choot ki…khaj to mitali….lekin meri… choot…ko choosegi kaun…choos meri choot ko… lo jiju… saali ka aur jor se dhakke maro…faad do iski choot….ko…pelo.. Pelo…aur jor se pelo..apne lund ko….uffff…mere boobs… dekho…. Daant na gadao….pleezzz… haan aise…jeebh se chato mere boobs ko…. Mere … nipples ko….chato…” Tabhi Leena ki siskari bahut jyada badh gayi, “ufff…. Haai haai…. Chodo mujhe… ufff… meri choot… ahhh… mera paani…. Oh daiya…. Nikla mera paani… mar dhakke mere raja… aur jor se…. Aaahhhh… nikla mera paani… haan… haan… nikla mera pani…chod saale … chod saale…. Chod mujhe…. Chodate jao… chodo… chodo mujhe… yeh lo main jhad gayi…. Yes…. Yes… jhad gayi me..” Ravi ne aakahri dhakka lagaya aur apne moosal lund ko Leena ki choot se nikaal kar Roma ko ghodi banakar us par sawar ho gaya. Ek jhatake me hi uski choot me apna lund pel diya. Leena ko chotade chodte uska lund thaka nahi tha bulki uski chodane ki bhookh badh gayi thi. Leena side me let kar apni ukhadti saanso ko barabar karne me aur Roma aur Ravi ki chudaai dekhane me lag gayi. “Aaah …haann …aur jorsay chodo…. Isi tarah se …chodtey … raho … haaiii daiyyaa ……. Bahut gazab ke chodtey ho …Jiju …. Chodo aur jorsay …. Haai re daiyaa!” Roma ke muhn se siskari nikalne ke saath bedroom me kewal chudaai chudaai ho rahi thi. Ravi bhi apne lund se Roma ki choot ki chudaai full speed se chalu rakhi. Roma ka maza badhta hi jaa raha tha, “Isko dekho … kitna zalim louda hai tumhara jiju! Haaiii … kaisa akad kar khada hai…. Badaa majaa aa rahaa hai mujhe tumse chudwane mein dear… ….ooohhhhh dear tum bahut achchha chodte ho…..aaahh…..uuuhh….. Oofff…. Dear yoonhi… haan dear yoonhi chodo mujhe…bus chodte jaao mujhe…aab kuchh aur nahin chahiye mujhe….aaj ji bhar ke chodo mujhe…dear …haan dear jum kar chodai karo meri…tum bahut achchhe ho…bas yoonhi chodai karo meri… oooohhhhhhh ….. Khub chodo mujhe…” Ravi bhi uska jawab dete huye bola, “Le saali, kha mere lund ko… dekh kaise saali… chudwa rahi hai… le sambhal apni choot ko… ufff.. Sambhal… kitni naram aur komal hai tum dono ki chooten…salli…chuda…

Aur…chuda…aisa lund aur choot ka sangam tujhe aur kahin nahi milega… le chudwa…saali…tum dono ko aaj raat bhar chodunga…le kha mere lund ko….khoob chudwao….ufff” “Chod dalo mujhe! Mere lund….mujhe loot lo…..ye badan tumhara hai. Ahh! Chadh jaao mujh par mere jism ke malik, meri choot chhinn bhinn kar do. Meri choot chir dalo. Mere choot ke shartaz… apne musal,mote, lambe aur…. Ghadhe jaise lund se! Meri choot…. Ke andar tak pelo!…. Mai aur meri choot kewal aur kewal tumhari hai. Aao, mere raja….. Please meri choot ko jor jor se…. Ragad ragadkar…. Puri tarah se pelo apne lund se!” Sath hi uska bhi paani niklna shuru ho gaya. Lekin Ravi ka lund abhi bhi jhada nahi tha. Raat bhar dono ko thodi thodi der se chodta raha. Jab bhi uska lund jhadne ke kareeb hota to chudaai rok deta. Use aaj raat bhar dono ko chodna jot ha. Subah jaise hi huyi Ravi ne dono saaliyo ko palang ke neeche baithakar apne lund ko hath se unke upar aage peechhe karne laga. “Ohhh…. Uuuhhhhh…. Ab mera lund jhadega…. Lo sambhalo meri dhar ko… mera amrit nikal raha hai,” kahta hua apne lund ko dono ke muhn par baari baari se le gaya aur apni virya ki dhaar chhod di. Raat bhar ka ruka huwa maal jor ki pichkari ban kar chhuta. Dono saaliya hairaani ke saath itna jyada makhhan ek saath nikalte huye dekh rahi thi. Ravi ne jhadne ke baad apna lund baari-baari se dono muhn me thel diya. Usko pichkari marne ke baad is chusaai me bada hi maza aaya. Thodi der bistar par letane ke baad dono saaliya Leena aur Roma ek party ki farmaish kar baithy. Shaam ki party fix huyi. Jagah ke baare me bola ki mere dost bhi us party me aayenge to jagah dopahar me final karke bata doonga. Phir naha kar office me nikal gaya. Leena aur Roma raat bhar ki chudaai ke baad thak chuki thi. Dono bistar par ek doosare ke gale lipat kar so gayi

Jan,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Love to housewife

I am a 35 year old Gujju guy from Bharuch helping my dad in his business. I am a great sex lover and have a high libido and sex drive and I believe in enjoying my sex life thoroughly. I also watch lots of XXX movies and from which I have learnt lots of positions for having sex. But more than watching XXX movies I love to have sex with girls, especially with married women. As I am a good-looking guy I had girls getting attracted towards me and as a result I had sex with girls in my past. Recently my real life sex story was published in Kamsutra saying that how I had sex with a 25 year old woman and her friend. Let me tell you that internet is of great help in finding sex partners and as a result it has enhanced my sex life. As my story was published I received many mails saying that the way I had sex was totally awesome. One day when I again opened my e mail box to check my mails I saw that there was a mail from a lady named Usha in which the subject was,’ Please Help Me’. I got excited and immediately opened the mail to read that what Usha had written. I immediately got an erection in my cock when I started reading that Usha had written that she had read my sex story in Kamsutra and she liked the way I had sex with a 25 year old woman and her friend. Usha had written that she was a 29 year old married lady from Mumbai with two kids (A 7 year old daughter and a 4 year old son) and was happily married. Usha wrote that she was married at the age of 21 years and had her first kid at the age of 22 years. She had written that she was interested to have sex with me and wanted my 12 cms long fat cock in her vagina, because it was long time that husband did not have sex with her, as her husband was a rich businessman and had no time for sex, as he was a busy man travelling from one place to another and Usha mentioned that she was a kind of person who would love to have sex every day. So, she was desperate to have sex with me. Along with her mail she also gave her telephone number and asked me to maintain complete secrecy about the extramarital sex life. She was going to have with me. Now my sex encounter starts from here. As I got Usha`s phone number in her mail, I did not waste any moment and I immediately rang her up and fortunately Usha had picked up the phone and I introduced myself and she was happy to hear me on the phone. Then I and Usha decided to meet each other in a park in South Mumbai the next day as she lived in a pent house in South Mumbai, as she was a rich lady. Usha told me that she would be wearing a blue sari. The next day I quickly went to that park to meet her and I reached the park on time and saw that Usha was also waiting for me wearing a blue sari. I saw that Usha was a sexy lady with a fair complexion and a figure of 36-26-34 and was a very good looking lady with round boobs and sexy ass which was waiting to be pressed and slapped. In short she was a sex bomb.

She was happy to see me and we sat besides each other like lovers and started talking about sex and when I touched her hands I felt that her skin was like butter. Usha told me that she had all the comforts of life excepting sexual satisfaction . After chatting for about 2 hours, then Usha gave me her address and asked me to come to her house the three days later, as her hubby was going out of India. The next two days we spoke to each other on the phone and finally the D day had arrived for having sex with Usha.I rang up Usha and asked her could I come to her house, she told me to come immediately as there was no one in her house. Now my 12 cms long cock was filled with sex very badly, as there was an erotic tickling sensation was happening inside my penis, because I was getting the sexy feel that I was going to have sex with a married woman. Now when I reached Usha`s house, I saw that she had a nice pent house with an imported car parked outside .I could very well make out that Usha is indeed a rich lady. Now I rang the door bell and Usha welcomed me.I saw that Usha was wearing a yellow coloured salwar kameez in which she was looking damn sexy. I and Usha enjoyed a cup of tea and then I asked her about her kids, Usha replied that she had sent her kids to their friend`s place for the whole day. I wondered that it was indeed a smart planning by Usha to keep her kids away from home while enjoying her extramarital sex life. Then Usha placed her hot erotic hands on my bulge and said, ‘Darling come on lets go to the bedroom’. Usha accompanied me to her bedroom and I saw that her bed was a sexy bed with satin bed sheet on it, as I had seen in XXX movies meant for couples to have sex on it. Usha then closed the bedroom door and then she put her arms around my neck and placed her soft red lips on my lips and started kissing my lips like a desperate girl and I too held her tightly in my arms and was enjoying the kiss. Then I undressed her salwar kameez and Usha was in her bra and was wearing a printed cotton panty. Now I placed Usha on the bed and took off my red t-shirt and jeans and I was also in my underwear. Then I slept over Usha to make love with her and I started kissing her lips and we kissed in French style with our tongue and then I kissed her forehead, earlobes, lips and then I softly touched my lips on her lips and then started kissing Usha`s neck and we were breathing heavily and both of our body had become very hot. Usha started moaning,’ Aahhhhhhhhhhhh Darling mujhe bahut mazza aa raha hai,Zarra mere boobs ko bhi dabao na’. So, I unhooked her bra and kissed her boobs and then started licking and sucking her pointed nipples and she moaned loudly Aaahhhhhh……I started pressing and massaging Usha`s sexy boobs and she was enjoying it and was moaning and telling me,’Darling tum mujhe suhaag raat ka mazza de rahe ho,zorr se dabaoo aur pura sex mere boobs se nikal do’ .I kissed her navel and her tummy. Now I started giving Usha erotic massage with my fingers on her abdomen and her pussy over her panty, she was giggling and moaning and said, ‘Ouch kya kar raha hai? Mujhe bahut gudgudee ho rahi hai. ‘Now I wanted to remove her panty,she smiled at me and she stood up and pulled her panty down and I saw that her pussy was clean shaven and then I kissed her pussy and there was an erotic odour coming from her pussy. Now I started fingering her pussy and mean while I was kissing her lips.Usha now told me,’Janeman tum apna underwear nikalo na,mujhe tumhare sexy lund ko kiss karna hai’. So, I pulled my underwear down and my red hot 12 cms long fat cock was rock hard and she started touching it.

We were now in 69 position as she laid above me and I was enjoying licking her pussy as it tasted like nector and her love juices flowed in my mouth and I drank it. Now it was time for the real sex action as I now slept on my back and Usha then sat on my penis by inserting it in her pussy and she moaned loudly,Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh and I caught Usha`s soft ass in my hands tightly and Usha` started riding over me and I was caressing her ass erotically and she was riding up and down in a very sexy way and was moaning,Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,Ummmmm,Oh Yeaaaaaaahhhh and we both were pumping. Usha said while pumping,’Darling let me tell you one thing,though I am married and I have two kids,but I feel that you and me are made for eachother.’Mean while we changed our position and now I laid above Usha and she kept her legs wrapped around my waist and I was now pumping in full force and so her moan were louder,Oo h Fuckkkkk and I was kissing her lips,forehead and pressing her boobs tightly and she was scratching my back vigoursly..I wanted to give pleasure to Usha,so I made sure that I don`t ejaculate very early. Now I felt that my sperm was boiling inside my penis very badly and I increased my speed and Usha was making sexy screams and I felt that I was unable to hold my sperms inside my cock and I took my penis out and I spurted out tons of sperms on Usha`s tummy and on her abdomen and she massaged my sperms on her sexy body. We now fell into eachothers arms and slept for a while. After sometime we woke up and started making love and as a result we both were aroused and so it was time for my penis to go inside her pussy and I sat on the bed and made Usha sit on my lap facing me with her legs kept over my thighs,so that I could embrace her in my arms,kiss her lips and caress her boobs. Now with my penis inserted in her pussy and I was holding her hips tightly in my hands and started pumping slowly and kissed and pressed her boobs and now Usha started shaking her hips slowly and was moaning Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh,Uuuummmmmmmmm,Aaaaaaaahhhhh hhhhh and we were caressing eachothers body like anything and I asked her,’Usha darling,r u enjoying?’, she was so sexually excieted that she kissed my lips continuously for 10 minutes and was shaking her hips like crazy in a very sexy way. The way she was shaking her hips sitting on my lap,I could very well make out that she was a great fucker and her hubby was missing the real thing about her by having no time for sex. Now my sperm was boiling again and this time I spurted inside her pussy.Now we again started making love and we were talking dirty things. Now I brushed my lips softly on Usha`s lips and told her that I will do something to her pussy that will give her real pleasure.So with my erotic finger I started tickling her pussy and clitrois and was moaning with pleasure,’Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh,Uuuuuuummmmmmm,bahut mazza aa raha hai darling aur gudgudee bhi ho rahi hai’ and now to my pleasure Usha told me,’Darling mere choot mein kuch kuch ho raha hai’.Usha told me that she was getting a pissing sensation due to my stimulating her pussy,so I took her to the toilet and she sat down to piss and she pissed urine and while she was pissing I touched her urine and saw that her urine was hot.

We were now again back in bed and this time I slept on my back and Usha started kissing my penis and now she lifted up my legs and with her long finger nails she started tickling and stimulating the area below my penis and my testicles,Aaaahhhh I loved it and as a result I was hard again. Now I sat on Usha`s tummy and placed my hot penis in between her sweet round boobs and started fucking her boobs vigorously and after that I started kissing her hips and then slept in eachothers arms for few hours. When we woke up after sometime she got a bottle of cheese spread and spilled the cheese spread on her pussy and asked me to lick it and I started sucking and eating her pussy and she was moaning loudly,’Chhhato aur zorrrrse chato mere choot ko’ and I was sucking and eating her pussy for an hour and she cummed 4 times.After that Usha was happy to be in my arms and now she started jacking my penis in her hand and then rubbed my penis on her boobs and was moaning in pleasure and now she told me that,’Darling tum bahut sexy ho,jab hi mera ghar khali hoga hum dono isi tarah se mazze karenge.’Usha told me that it would be better for me to leave,because it was now the time for her kids to return. So,I made love to her and I asked her,’Usha darling r u satisfied?’ She said,’Yes’ and then I went home.After that day Usha called me to her house a couple of times in the absence of her hubby and kids to have sex and as a result I had sex with Usha in many various positions.In this manner Usha is enjoying her sexlife quietly with me.

Jan,2 2015
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Santa ka Suicide

1 Santa rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Santa:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Dec,31 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Nalayak Dost

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu?
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Dec,31 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kiss Package

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Dec,31 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Gandi Soch

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Dec,31 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Lips Pe Zang

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Dec,31 2014
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ullu Banana

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

Dec,31 2014
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Dosti Ki Kasam

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

Dec,31 2014
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Pyaaar Dost

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Dec,31 2014
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Ladki Ki Sandil

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Dec,31 2014
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Boys Vs Girls

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

Dec,31 2014
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Car Ke Hadse

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;

Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..

So, plz. Avoid CAR..

Dec,31 2014
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Ladki ki Chaal

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Dec,31 2014
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Love Of Sardar

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Dec,31 2014
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Chennai Kamasutra

I am George from Chennai, Age 26… A normal Chennai guy… working in IT, A admire of mature women. This is my email ID georgedavid_1986@yahoo.com only aunties can contact me, girls please stay away. I always fond of mature aunties, because they are the one who look beautiful as well as sexy and also more hornier…Well this is my real life story which happened last year. It will be little longer so please kindly excuse. We are the family of four newly shifted to this house. The day when we are shifting the house I saw a lady in our street crossing my house her age must be around 38 to 40, little curves on hip with great and big assets, she looks damn hot… her huge ass swings as she walks and she got a massive boobs which stand stiff, ever her saree pallu is not moving from it. Her size is 38-36-40. But to all I got flatten by her sexy eyes… All the men were eying her until she cross the street.

She was having bag in her hand which we use to buy vegetables, so it was sure she is from the same street where I got shifted, our house is a duplex one. My room is in the first floor. One day when I was standing in the balcony I again saw this lady, I got happy and to my surprise she is just staying three houses away from my house, so I use to stare at her whenever she cross my house, but there will be no responds from her. Later she became close to my mom, she use to talk with my mom whenever she goes out for shopping and I use to admire her assets and jerk off as soon as she leaves. I had many sleepless nights because of her, still no respond from her but she knows that I am staring at her.

One day my bike got repair, so I was waiting for bus to go back to my home, but there is no bus, luckily a share auto came, I entered the share auto to my surprise that lady was there in the auto, I felt so happy, as usual I was just sighting at her, suddenly she turned towards me and smiled… Ah… that’s the moment I forgot what is happening, within a second my cock stood up it was that kind of sexy smile. May be it’s a casual smile for her but not for me, we both got down I reached home, the time when I was closing the gate she again turned back and smile, I felt a current was flowing all over my body. From that day onwards we use to smile at each other.

So now I decided to make one step forward, with some courage I wrote my mobile number in a piece of paper and gave it to her, but I didn’t get any call from her, after 2days I received a missed call from a unknown number, to my surprise it was her. Then I came to know her name is Ammu (name changed) mother of two one is studying 10th and another one is 8th. Since she is aware of my mind to her, it was easy to talk about my desire I said her how and all I use to imagine about her. Suddenly she cut the call and when I called back the mobile was switched off and there is no call from her for a week, even if I call there is no responds.

Then after a week she came to talk to my mom and informed her that she has started a beauty parlor and while going she turned and winked at me, but I was very angry on her. Then I made a call to her and asked what happen and why she cut the call on that day, she said she will explain about it later and invited me to her newly opened parlor, she asked me to come in the morning. The very next day morning I went to her parlor, since it is a newly opened and its morning time there is no customers, she was cleaning the parlor.

Now the thing happened which I didn’t expect. As soon as she saw me she came and hugged me tightly, I was dumbstruck don’t know what was happening, I didn’t expect this move from her it was a shocking surprise.

Then she puts her hand over my should took me inside and asked me to sit, went and close the shutter and came, then she explained me everything, that she cant able to control herself while I was explaining about my desire, so she got wet, in that feelings her mobile slipped from her hand and got repair. Later I came to know she too had a crush on me from the day one I saw her, she is not happy with her drunken husband, she was waiting for this time for a longtime it seems, while talking suddenly she pull down her pallu and said “ this what u were staring at it right, now take it , now it’s for u” I really can’t believe my eyes, I just grabbed those massive boobs over and kissed all over her face neck and to her cleavage which is struggling to come out of her tight blouse. Now I made her to turn around I stood behind her, was grabbing her boobs by both the hands from below her arms kissed and licking all over her neck, shoulder earlobe…she just lied on my shoulder we were sucking each other’s lips and rolling our tongue inside for more than 10mins while I was massaging her boobs her hand was pulling my hair behind to get closer.

Since she knows about me, she know that I love to be her slave and play naughty, she turns towards me and said “u r my slave today”, she order me to remove my dress and be only with my underwear, then she asked me to get down on my knees and kiss her foot while she was standing, I obeyed her, I kissed and licked her foot, while that time she removed her saree and blouse and sat on the chair which she use to put make up for the customers with her bra and petticoat. I licked her till her thies.

Then she asked me to sit down and spread my legs, I sat like that, she kept her foot on my cock over the underwear and gave a nice press, my cock was already got harden like a iron rod and with this press it tries to come out of the underwear, then later with her foot finger she removed my underwear, as soon as she removed her mouth got wide opened by seeing the size of my cock, she started playing on my dick and balls.

Then she got down from the chair turned her back towards me…here comes my favorite part, she asked me to kneel down straight, now she removed her petticoat in front of me by showing her huge ass, she knows that I love to eat ass, she just bent down and kept her hand on the chair for balance, now that massive ass is before my face, I just grabbed those buts and massaged nicely, I kissed all over her ass cheeks and licked, now I opened her ass cheeks and gave a kiss on her ass hole, now I kept my face in between her ass my nose was on her ass hole, I smelled and inhaled the aroma which comes from her ass and now started to lick her ass hole, I put my tongue deep inside her ass hole and tasting it, at the same time I left my hand in between her thies and started to rub her juicy pussy, she was moaning a hell aaaaahhh….haahahh…ordered me to eat her ass…while she was playing on my penis with one foot.

Then she asked me to lay on the floor, she came and sat on my stomach it was a nice feeling, then she removed her bra in front of me and put it inside my mouth, then I started pressing those huge melons continuously and tasting her bra in my mouth, at the same time she was stroking my cock with her hand behind, now she bends down and took away her bra and kept her right side nipples inside my mouth, and closed her eyes as soon as i started to lick and then started sucking it, it was really great then she replaced with the other one, after sucking for 15mins she came forward and sat on my chest opened her legs and brought her juicy wet pussy near to my face, as soon as I saw her pussy I felt like eating it, nicely trimmed hair, first I kissed her pussy, then I started to lick it and put my tongue deep inside her pussy , she enjoyed this nicely, I tongue fucked her for more than 20mins, drank all the juice from her pussy.

Now she got up turned around spread her ass and sat on my face, it was my all time dream, we went to 69 position, I licked and tasted her ass hole, she bend down and took my long thick cock inside her mouth and started sucking it, we were enjoying this for more time, then she went down and sat by leaving my cock inside her pussy and started to ride on me, her back was facing me, I was holding her hips and enjoying, since it was my first time, so while she starts to jump I felt little pain bcos of her weight, with few strokes I started to enjoy it. It was a wonderful fuck which I never forget in my life, after sometime she turned just like that by having my cock inside her pussy and started to jump on my cock, it was a nice scene that her huge melons were bouncing for each and every jump, then we both had orgasm on the same time.

Then she got up and stood near the chair bend down and asked me to fuck in doggy style, I kept my on her pussy and started rubbing it to tease her and with a single stroke it went half way inside she shouted in pleasure…I hold both the side of her hip and started to pump, I fucked her nicely in the doggy style, I bend forward and grabbed her huge boobs and continued fucking. Then we both felt tired, we kissed each other she sat on the chair and raised her hand to wipe her face that time I started to lick and taste her armpit, she enjoyed my act. Then I came down opened her legs apart and started sucking and chewing her pussy, we both again got aroused and continued with our next session. I can’t forget that day in my life.

Dec,31 2014
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Seduce My Beloved Aunty

It’s me Bhargav again with my breathtaking story of Sacred Incest love between me and my aunty, trust me or not it is a complete true story which happen when I was 16. Now jumping to the story my family is a typical joint family, so in my house there are me, my mother, my father and my little sister, uncle and princess of this story my aunty Nandini. About Nandini she is 34, 5’11”, fair, long hair and most amazing feature of her body is her curvy body. Her vital states are around 38-27-37 hope you can imagine, she was the main attraction of our area every men will die to see her nude. I was also one of them who pray for her body and her love, I always make comments about her body when no one around.

I also used to tickle her but nothing proves solid as my mom was around all the time (man I hate my mom for that). But one day everything changed when I hear that my mom had to go to her friend’s daughter’s wedding along with my little sister. As my father and uncle are in same business of construction they were go early and came home after 9 pm only so there was a whole day to try my luck, I was just waiting for proper opportunity to come. Luck was with me that day, at 1’o clock I hear scream coming from kitchen so I ran to check what happen, I saw my aunty on floor and she was moaning in pain she just fell down from table while cleaning. I gave my hand to help her for standing. She said thank to me for helping and said she was fine nothing to worry about.

I ask her again if she is sure about pain and I just ran my finger to her face and adjust her hair. She replied “no, it’s not paining too much but its pain a little”. I immediately came forward with this opportunity and ask her if I massage her I got a good firm hand I you need. She said you naughty boy with a smile but I keep insisting saying that if you don’t take care of it pain can increase so she agreed and told me to come in her room. She was wearing tight blue salwar and white lehnga at that time. I tell her to lie down on bed and remove her lehnga she looked at me for a second with expression saying “I am not going to remove my lehnga in front of you”. I told her “then how I suppose to massage her legs?” She told me with bit of a hesitation “turn around”. I just turn around and waiting her to call me, after a while she called me. I was shocked to see pair of nude white long legs in front of my eyes but she had covered her mid thigh area with her salwar.

I just could not believe on my eyes and say “you got very beautiful legs aunty.” In reply she just blushed and I went near her move my hand on her right leg which was paining from her toe to her upper thigh where her salwar stopped my way. Her skin was so smooth and silky that I just want to move my hand around her legs but soon I came to my senses and start to massage her with my firm hands on her upper thighs she seemed to enjoy my touch and after a while I could not control myself and planted a gentle kiss on her thigh and ask her “do you like it? Is it paining, now?” she just turn her head on side biting her juicy lips and said “please don’t do that.” I replied with what and after another kiss on her juicy soft thigh, I said “do you mean this?” she left a little moan and heavily breathing she said “this is not right, what we are doing Bhargav” it seems like she tries to convince herself so realizing that it’s now or never.

I just place my hand on her head and slowly and very seductive way I move my hand through her forehead then on her big innocent eyes which was closed in excitement moving further down to her juicy thick red lips, keeping my touch constant moving to her neck, then on her huge boobs I move my hand over her dress realizing her soft boobs and nipple which was starting to grow firm, moving my hand further down to her flat tummy trying to find her navel and move my hand further down on her crotch and stopped and plant another kiss on her upper thigh. She was turning her head and biting her red lips leaving little moans like aaahhh shuuhh aahh. Then I said that “everything is right if no one finds out aunty”.

She looked like lost in lust but trying stop me with her words but couldn’t speak it out loud, it was an invitation for me so I just went near her head and plant a kiss on her lip and said “don’t be so resistive aunty, no one ever going to find out just be with me I know you also want this as much as I do” and plant an another kiss on her lips, this time it was different she was also responding with me and invite my tongue into her mouth I was sucking her tongue and biting her lips she was also responding I move my hand on her boobs and squeezing it over her dress very vigorously she was moaning in enjoyment and place her hand on my dick over my jeans squeezing it hard. Now she was mine for all day I broke our kiss and removed her salwar and bra and there were a pair of nice round 38 size of soft boobs with hard brown nipples pointing towards me I just grab her left boob and starting to massage her and take another in my mouth and sucking her right boob, she place her on hand on my head and pressing my head hard towards her boob telling me to eat her while her another and was busy playing with my dick over my jeans. Then she said “are you going to enjoy this alone, Bhargav?

Give me your monster I want to suck it” I happily remove my jeans and jockey and free my monster to please her, her face looked like a child who wants her lollipop so badly. My hard 7 inch long dick was all ready to please her and it was already oozing out precum she happily took my proud dick in her hand and gave a tight grip on my dick and starting up and down movements I was in seventh cloud of happiness and encouraging her saying “aunty you are the best aaahhh t-take my dick in y-your mouth and su-suck it aunty aaahhh ohhh yeahhh” she looked into my eyes and said “anything for you dear” and take my dick in her mouth and starting to suck it very well it felt so nice as it was my first time sex I could not control it so I said “aunty I am going to cum any time” she take my dick out and start jerking with her hand soon I explode my load all over her face.

I was embarrassed but she plant a kiss on my dick and suck it to take cum in her mouth then she place her hand on back of my head and guide me to her face and plant a kiss It was so intimating that I can’t explain. She then asks me “aren’t you going to eat my pussy?” I happily moved down kissing her neck, boobs and her navel I move my hand on her pussy over her panty and find that it was already wet. I slid my hand in her panty and move it down and remove and now there was a heaven in front of me aahhh it smelled so nice that I just want to eat her out. There was little pubes around her pussy I move my tongue all over area and open her pink pussy lips and move my tongue all way through her pussy and slid down my tongue in her pussy hole it was already wet and tight I was tongue fucking her and she was moaning very hard and push my head into her pussy , she was moaning ” ahhhh aahhhh yeaahhh keep it doing yeaahhh like that yeaah deeper go deeper eat me out yeeaahh” I was also pressing her big soft boobs soon she cum on my face and made me drink most of it.

Then I climb over and plant a kiss and inquire if I was good She replied with great satisfaction that “It was angelic, your uncle never go down there and never let me suck him. You are too good to me I love you Bhargav dear come and smash my pussy fuck it very hard with your hot dick.” My dick was also ready, she grab my dick and plant a kiss on its head and said “go satisfy me baby” and spread her legs wide open to invite me in. I place my dick on her opening and was about to push when she stops me then she stands up and went to her table and took out condom and she herself wore condom on my dick and says “precaution first” with naughty smile and gave me a kiss I again place my tool on her opening and pushing.

She was already wet and hot for my dick she was moving her hips forward to take my dick inside I push it slowly inside her tight pussy and there it was all buried inside a glory hole I was moving my dick in and out and also she was responding me with moving her hips in rhythm. I was pressing her boobs with my hands and sucking it she was moaning in pleasure and was lost; she was biting her lips and leaving moans. After around 20 min I was about to cum and increase my speed and finally cum in her hot pussy and she also had orgasm right before I did. I throw myself on her beautiful body and plant a kiss and ask her “how was it?” she said “breathtaking.

I could no control my breath while you are fucking me, please never leave me and always fuck me like this” and gave me a smile I replied in smile and gently kiss her eyes and said “I’ll never leave you aunty.” And kiss her lips and we slept. I took her waist in my hand all time we were sleeping while my face was buried between her boobs. Later that night we had a ravishing fucking session and we continue our love while no one around. Later after one and half year on 16th birthday of my sister she help me to gave her deflowering gift to my little sexy sister which I’ll post in my another story.

Dec,30 2014
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Pareshan Pankaj

Pankaj : Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.

Pappu : Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Dec,30 2014
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Ek Khamoshi Beqarar Kar Jati He

Ek Khamoshi Beqarar Kar Jati He,
Ek Khamoshi Iqrar Ban Jati He,
Pyaar Karo To Kabhi Khamosh Mat Rehna Kyu K,
Kabhi Sirf Ek Khamoshi Zindagi Bhar Ka Intezar Ban Jati He..

Dec,29 2014
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Kitna Pyaar He Unse Ab Wo Jann Le

Kitna Pyaar He Unse Ab Wo Jann Le,
Wo Hi He Zindagi Meri Ye Baat Man Le,
Unko Dene Ko Kuch Nahi Paas Hamare,

Bas Ek Jaan He Jab Jee Chahe Mang Le..

Dec,29 2014
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Kitna Gehra Pyaar Karte Hai Hum Unse,

Kitna Gehra Pyaar Karte Hai Hum Unse,
Kash Unko Bhi Kabhi Ehsaas Ho Jaye,
Par Aisa Na Ho Ki Wo Hosh Me Tab Aaye,
Jab Hum Gehri Neend Mein So Jaye..

Dec,29 2014
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Dil Ki Khwahish Ko Naam Kya Du,

Dil Ki Khwahish Ko Naam Kya Du,
Pyaar Ka Unhe Paigaam Kya Du,
Is Dil Me Dard Nahi Magar Yadein Hai Unki,
Ab Yadein Hi Mujhe Dard De To Unhe Ilzaam Kyadu..

Dec,29 2014
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We may not be in touch with each other

We may not be in touch with each other always, but I always have you in my prayers and wish for you all the very best in your life.

Dec,29 2014
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Genuine success comes

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.so never step back and always have courage to accept new challenges.wishing you a very happy new year.

 

Dec,29 2014
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This New Year my wish for you

This New Year my wish for you is to dream big, but be satisfied with the simple blessings that life has gifted you with; to make mighty plans for the future, but never to ignore the little joyous moments of the present.

 

Dec,29 2014
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May this New Year

May this New Year be a special one for you and your family instead of just being a chronological change of date and time.

 

Dec,29 2014
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Just as you make each of special

Just as you make each of special for the people around you, I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine, bountiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.

Dec,29 2014
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Lets celebrate this blissful new year

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful new year.

Dec,29 2014
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Luck is not in ur hands

Luck is not in ur hands But decision is in ur hands Ur decision can make luck But luck cannot make ur decision so always trust urself. Happy Ney Year 2015.

 

Dec,29 2014
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It's time to unfold

It's time to unfold new pages and start a new chapter in your life because its new year.

 

Dec,29 2014
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May this new year

May this new year all your endeavors bear their fruits and fill your life with their sweetness.

 

Dec,29 2014
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This new year take a new plunge

This new year take a new plunge into the ocean of hope and optimism and free yourself from all your grudges, sadness. Cheers to 2015.

 

Dec,29 2014
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May god bless you

May god bless you with a loving soul this new year eve, May every eve kisses her Adam, and every Adam meets his eve.

Dec,29 2014
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Wish You a Great

Wish You a Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Energetic and Extremely Happy, HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015.

 

Dec,29 2014
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Let's have party

Let's have party coz it's New Year time. Celebrate Happy New Year 2015 with me all the night, so that we can end the year together and start the new year together.

 

Dec,29 2014
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Iss Naye Saal mein

Iss Naye Saal mein...
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar.

Dec,29 2014
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भूल जाओ बीते हुए कल को

भूल जाओ बीते हुए कल को
दिल में बसलो आने वाले कल को.
मुस्कुराओ चाहे जो बी हो पल
खुसिया लेकर आयेगा आने वाला कल ।
२०१५ नए साल कि शुभकामनाये ।

Dec,29 2014
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Dino din aapki khushiya hoti jaye Double

Dino din aapki khushiya hoti jaye Double
Zindagi se aapki door ho jaye sari Trouble
Khuda rakhe aapko sada smart aur fito fit
Dhoom 3 ki tarh new year ho Super-Duper Hit

Dec,29 2014
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Umeed hain naya saal nayi khusiya layega

Umeed hain naya saal nayi khusiya layega
Nayi chahto, nahi umeedo ko jagate rahiye

Parayapan aksar rishto ko todh deta hain
Jo Dil kaa saaf ho usko apnaate rahiye

Es new year me meri bas yahi dua hain
Aap khil khilakar haste muskurate rahiye

Happy & Prosperous New Year

Dec,29 2014
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Chalo dushman se mulakaat kare

Chalo dushman se mulakaat kare
Naya saal aaya hai nayi baat kare

Majhab k naam pe kyu danga-fasaad ?
Yahi sawalaat aaj har shaks se kare

Na rahe koyi bhi bhuka pyasa,
Milkar jamane k aise halaat kare

Jo kare atyachaar begunaho par,
Dundkar unko chalo hawalaat kare

Gujarish h jamane se roz yahi ,
Mulk mein aman ki barsaat kare

Wish You A Happy New Year

Dec,29 2014
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Aarambh Ka Ant Ho Jana Naya Saal Hai … !

Aarambh Ka Ant Ho Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Ginti Ka number Badal Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Vartmaan Ka Etihaas Ban Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Udye hote huye Suraj Ka Dhal Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
Khil Ke Phool Ka Daal Se Utar Jana Naya Saal Hai … !
De K Janam Maa Ka Aanchal Mamta Se Bhar Jana Naya Saal H
Ek Dard Bhool Kar Sukh Ko Pehchan Jana Naya Saal H

Dec,29 2014
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Zindagi ho jaye suhani, naye saal mein

Zindagi ho jaye suhani, naye saal mein
Baat ho dil ki zubaani, naye saal mein

Har din haseen aur, raate roshan ho
Kushiyo ki ho rawani, naye saal mein

Har kisi ke dil mein ho, sabke liye pyar
Puri ho adhuri kahani, naye saal mein

Karte hai hum ye dua, sir ko jhukakar
Mile garib ko roti aur paani, naye saal me

Purana saal ho raha hai, sabse door
Khatm ho nafrato ki kahani, naye saal me

Dec,29 2014
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Es naye saal me khusiyo ki barsate ho

Es naye saal me khusiyo ki barsate ho
Pyar k din aur mohabbat bhari raate ho
Ranjishe nafrate mit jaye sada ke liye
Sabhi ke dilo mein aisi chahtein ho

Dec,29 2014
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जाने अनजाने में अगर 2014 में

जाने अनजाने में अगर 2014 में
मुझ से आपका दिल दुखा हो ……!!
या








आप दुखी हुए हो तो उस के लिए 2015 में भी तैयार रहना
क्यों के…!!
सिर्फ कलेंडर बदला है हम नही !!

Dec,29 2014
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Rajnikanth In Singapore

Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore?
Bcoz he's the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism.

Dec,29 2014
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Khoobsurat Biwi

Ek Sardar apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath car mein baith ke honeymoon par ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Sardar gusse mein bola: Meri biwi ko dekhta hai, chal piche baith, car mein chalaunga.

Dec,29 2014
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Kitna pyar hai tumse ye jan lo

Kitna pyar hai tumse ye jan lo,

Tum hi zindagi ho meri

Is baat ko maan lo….

Tumhe dene ko mere paas

Kuchh bhi nahi….

Bas ek jaan hai,

Jab ji chahe maang lo……!!

Dec,23 2014
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Phatne Ki Aawaz

Ek Baat Batao Aisi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Phatne Pe Aawaz Nahi Hoti

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DoodhHamesha Non Veg Mat Socho!!

Dec,23 2014
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PATNI AUR BHOOT

“PATNI” AUR “BHOOT” Bilkul Same Hote Hain,

Kaise?

Dar Dono Se Lagta Hai Par Aap Kar Kuch Nahi Sakte

Dec,23 2014
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