रिपोर्टर – सर, आज आप कौन सा योग कर रहे है…. राहुल गांधी – देखो भाईया, हम सिर्फ राजयोग करते हैं ...........
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya zina kabhi meri tarha jiya karo.Roj mere
SMS padh kar sharam nahi aati kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya humne.
You have a heart
I have mine too if they re apart
mine feels really blue if they re really blue
I don t know what to do.
It s just beats faster and faster Shouting I LOVE YOU
Why should we hire you? Or how can u say that you are the right candidate?
Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho aao,
har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye.
Happy Diwali
A relaxed person has more energy levels & stamina than a stressed & tense one
Kapil wife : Ghar mein namak khatam ho gaya hai
Khaane mein kya banau ?
Kapil : Thoda toothpaste daal do, usme namak hai
Whenever you see a successful person you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them.
Boy – Khana bana leti ho
Girl – Nahi
Boy – Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – Haan selfie lete time muh bana leti hu.
I know being sick is awful.
So here I am to cheer you up and
put some smile on your face.
Please take care and get well soon.
kass tu chand me tara hota
aasmaan me hamara asiyana hota
door se dekha karte log tumhe
pass se dekhne ka huk sirf hamara hora
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it
as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a
warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…
Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nahi Katwata.
Pappu: Yo Mom Its Fashion
Maa: Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai aur Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai.
Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
Deadly answer given by
Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!
Forget all the reasons it won’t work and believe the one reason that it will.
When I was in 7th grade I met my bestfriend, she the one that was there for when no one else was. One day she was going through some tough times at first I didn't know what to do than I went to her house and told her everything was going to be okay , no one will ever take my bestfriend spot she means everything to me ! know were more than friends were sisters, were always there for each others no matter what's the problem.
Teacher To Johny
If your father earned $100,000
And Gave Half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart attack.
A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.
Girl Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.
boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.
Today Is Sharam-o-Haya Day..
Send This MSg 2 ALL ur
Beesharam Frensz..
So That They Get
Sharam As Soon As
Possible ..
I Done My Job
Muskura do zara khuda ke waaste,
Shama-e-mahefil mein roshni kam hai,
Tum hamare nahi toh kya gum hai,
Hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai.
Chor pakadne ki machine bani…
USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90
aur
aur
Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!
Bolo bharat mata ki jai!
Date aur tareekh mein fark:
Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..
Aur
Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par
Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress
Hamesha Ladki Ke Aankho Se Aankhen Milakar Hi Baat Kare, Isse Ladkiyan Impress Hoti Hai.
Normal aashiq : Piya basanti re kaahe sataye
aaja.
delhi aashiq : Piya Basanti re kamre ka
jugaad hogaya
aaja.
Me- Mom thode paise dedo.
Mom- Bata kitte chahiye 1 paisa, 2 paisa, Bhikhari sale. :v
My mom trolls me better than anyone
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
– Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together.
– Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
– Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
– Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
– Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
– Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and thats the reason why I love you!
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Pyar maine b kiya aur usne b kiya fark sirf itna tha dosto , ki maine usko pane k liye kiya , par usne apna waqt bitane k liye kiya.
Sukun Apne Dil Ka Maine Kho Diya,
Khud Ko Tanhai Ke Samundar Mein Dubo Diya.
Jo Tha Mere Kabhi Muskurane Ki Wajah,
Aaj Uski Kami Ne Meri Palko Ko Bhigo Diya…
If You Don’t Have A Good Day, Don’t Worry . . . . . There’re So Many Brands Like Hide And Seek, Parle G, Crackjack,Mom’s magic etc. etc. ..Try Them
Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?
Boy :- Tu ban ja
Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai.
After match finished,
what Dhoni has said to Michael Clarke?
Dhoni- He He Hame do bar batting mili
Aur tumhe sirf ek bar wo bhi aadhi..!
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!
i miss u.
i m without u like sky without stars;
like flower without fragrance;
like a heart without feelings
Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B’coz………
I wanna say something that’s only 4 you
I Miss you