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Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Wah wah,
Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge.
Made In China.
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Mughal E Azam was shot in 3 languages simultaneously,
But when the Tamil edition didn’t fair well,
The English version was also scrapped.
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Research suggests that people with mild eczema who drink oolong tea,
Three times a day may show improvement in itching and other symptoms.
Compounds in the tea called polyphenols appear to be responsible.
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Har ansu mein koi bat hogi,
Har dard ke piche kisi ki yaade hogi,
Aap hame yaad rakho ya bhul jao,
Lekin aap ki har kushi ke piche hamari dua hogi.
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Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla,
Babaji ka thullu.
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The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh.
Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop,
This cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati.
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हंसो तो मुस्कराती है जिन्दगी,
रोने पे आंसू बहाती है जिन्दगी,
प्यार दो तो संवर जाती है जिन्दगी,
हाथ बढ़ाओ तो पास आती है जिन्दगी,
जिस नजर से देखो वैसी नजर आती है जिन्दगी,
नजरिया बदलते ही बदल जाती है जिन्दगी.
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Hum dilphek aashik har kam me kamal kar de,
Jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
Kya jarurat h janu ko lipstik lagane ki,
Hum chum chum ke hi hoth lal kar de.
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Buzurg: Beta kaise ho?
Boy: Uncle theek hu.
Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah.
Buzurg: Matlab?
Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose.
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Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gai.
Jab light gyi or kaam wali boli:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
DON NOT U HAVE A GENERATOR?
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Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.
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Wo Mohabbtein Jo Tumhare Dil Mein Hain,
Usse Zubaan Par Lao Aur Bayan Kar Do,
Aaj Bas Tum Kaho Aur Kehte Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sunein Aise Be Zuban Kar Do.
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My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain.
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu,
Dost me aap jaisa,
Nalayak koi nahi.
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SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.
Ek admi: Wah Santa ji.
Kya chest hai.
SANTA: Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega.
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Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
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Kuta mar gaya rajai mein, Apun margaya teri judai mein. Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata, Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta.
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Rajnikant ki shaadi mein.
Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the.
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Tell me and I forget, Teach me and I may remember,
Involve me and I learn.
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A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: The boy was walking very slowly.
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Santa ke ghar chor aa gaya,
Santa ne dekha to chor bhaga.
Santa bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya.
Santa: Ek to chori uper se mujhse race.
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Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality
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Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night.
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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi
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Aadab Arz Hai!
Kabhi Tum Gaur se Dakho Aaina...
Wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Gaur se Dakho Aaina...
Khud hi Haskar Kahoge...
MADE IN CHINA
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Saali: Jeeja Ji, Paanch Saal Mein Saat Bachche Kya Kar Rhe Ho Aap??
Jeeja: Aap Ne Hi Toh Bola Tha Kee Meri Beti ko Kbhi Khali Pet Mat Rakhna,
Dekh Lo Ek Mahine Bhi Khali Pet Nahi Hai.
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Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says: Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie.
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Girl Sabzi Wale Se,
Girl: Apple Kaise Diye Bhaiya?
Sabzi Wala: 100 Rs Ke 10.
Girl: Itne Mehnge, Kuch To Kam Karlo.
Sabzi Wala: Chalo Aap 80rs Ke 8 Le Lena.
Girl: Ye Huyi Na Baat, Dedo Chalo.
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Boy Goes To A Girl With Full Of Confidence.
Dekho, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti Ko Line Maare.
Is Liye Tum Haan Kaho To Un Dono Ko Bhai Behan Bana De.
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Ik Larki thi dewaani si,
Ik Larkay pe wo mar,
Kuch lena tha usay,
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi.
Jab bi milti thi muijhey.
Ye hi pocha karti thi.
Ye CONDOM kAHAN SE MILTA HAI,
Ye CONDOM kAHAN SE MILTA HAI.
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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil o Jaan se,
Happy Vijayadashmi.
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Spend a few days catching her gaze every now and then. Do not just stare at her, though instead, shoot her small glances until your eyes meet and she catches you.
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Kaccha papad, pakka papad.
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Duriyon Ki Na Parwah Kijiye
Dil Jab Bhi Pukare Hume Bula Lijiye
Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Aapse
Bas Apni Aankho Ko Palko Se Mila Lijiye
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Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
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Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti.
Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti.
Wah wah,
Jaise Pani ke bina tu Apne,
PICHHWAADA dho nahi sakti.
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Teacher To Santa: Isko Hindi mei,
Translate karo,
She is kidding.
Santa hasne laga or,
Table par hi gir gaya or bola,
Itna aasan sawal,
WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI.
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Suitable for all ages. Recommended if this is your first time here, you are under 18, or you do not really like the possibility of being abused. Nice friendly chat.
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Suitable for all ages. Recommended if this is your first time here, you are under 18, or you do not really like the possibility of being abused. Nice friendly chat.
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Suitable for all ages. Recommended if this is your first time here, you are under 18, or you do not really like the possibility of being abused. Nice friendly chat.
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Kabhi dil ki kamjori bankar reh jati hai,
Kabhi waqt ki majburi bnkar reh jati hai,
Ye mohabbat wo sharab hai jitna piyo pyaas adhuri hi reh jati hai.
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A lot of studies have also indicated that people who spend more than six hours sitting each day are at higher risk of heart disease, cancer and diabetes.Sitting for long periods of time can negatively impact our brain as this slows the flow of oxygen and blood to our brains, suppressing our ability to think clearly.
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Take aloe Vera leaf , boil it and blend with 2 tsps. of honey. Apply on your face and neck, leave it for 20 minutes. Wash off with cold water. Do it in every week, after some days and get acnefree, oil free and clear skin.
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