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I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.
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Don’t hate me bcoz i’m pretty hate me bcoz ur bf thinks so.
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Definition of Best Friend
A person who opens his mouth just to Insult you!
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Zamaaney se chupakar,
teri tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai,
Har ghadi deedar ho tera
isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
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2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!
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Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??
Arz kiya hai..
Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai
Wah-wah !
Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.
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When i don’t get ur sms,
I feel a little pain in my heart,
A smal tear in my eyes & sadnes falls on my face,
What is this?
Over acting yaar aur kya?
DON’T MIND IT
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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
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Nursry Tcher to Boy:
Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai?
Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye
Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!!
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True Feeling:
U Smile with Tears in Eyes
&
Pain in Heart
When Ur Loved One Tells U Sorry After Hurting U..
That’s A Wonderful Feeling!
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Mene b badal diye apne zindagi k usul,
Ab jo yaad karega woh yaad rahega..!!
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A thousand things in between us..
Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..
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Press down if you miss me
So U Miss Me
OK You Can Stop
Still Pressing
Well, I miss you too.
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Arz kiya hai:
Pata nahi wo kaise chain ki nind so jate hai galib…
Humain to her karwat per lulli set karni padti hai…
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Kabhi Amitabh bachchan kehta hai
“Rishte me hum tumhare baap lgte hai”
Aur ab keh raha hai
“Buddha hoga tera baap”
Apne hi jaal main phass gaya Pagal!
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Guy: Do u know, wen i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me,
I allowed, But now I want 2 kiss so many girls,
But they don't allow. SELFISH GIRLS
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In a girls whatsapp group…
Girl1: I went on date yesterday.
Girl2: which restaurants?
Girl3: which theater?
Girl4: kaha kaha gaye?
Girl5: kya kya khaya?
Girl6: Gift diya?
Girl7: Bill kitna tha?
Girl8: propose kiya?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl1: OK.
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Be careful who you trust and tell your problems. Not everyone that smiles at you is your friend..
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Ponting:- Kar kya rahe ho saalo bc?
MI players:- practice , next match k liye !!
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Namaskar Ye MALE/FEMALE jaanch sewa hai,
Ager Aap purush hai to 2 msg kare,
Mahila hai to 3 kare,
En me se kuch nahi hai to SMS na kare hum aap ka dard samjhte hain..!!
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Aagar koi cheej puri shidad se mango to puri kaynat judh jati hai use pura karne.
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Tuhadi naal bas ik mulakaat hoyee….
Akhan hi akhan ch baat hoyee….
Baisakhi ch nave pyar di shuruyat hoyi….
Jindagi ch khushiyan di barsaat hoyee…
***Happy Baisakhi 2015***
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Gutthi :-
Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!
Kapil :-
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!!
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Guess which song is this
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Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… :-D
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Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife (on phone): He is at home…
Husband (in anger): What the HELL??
Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!! :-D
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Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh mein…
Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo
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Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...
Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... :-D :-D
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Jinaki chaahat mein akhiya tarasi hai,
Jinase milane ko baraso barasi hai,
Honewaala unak deedaar hai,
Unako bhi mera intjaar hai
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Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
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hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!!
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KAL RAT KO
MAINE
1 BHOOT
1 PRET
1 CHUDEL
KO BHEJA
THA,
APKO DARANE
KE LIYE PAR
WO SABI BEHOSH HO GAYE
KYA JARURAT THI UNKE SAMNE MUSKURANE KI...
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Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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Arz hai-
Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
Agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
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संता (बंता से)-अरे यार, यह बता कि अक्ल बड़ी या भैंस?
बंता- रुक, सोचने दे जरा..(थोड़ी देर सोचने के बाद)
बंता- मुझे बेवकूफ समझा है क्या? पहले डेट ऑफ बर्थ तो बता दोनों के!
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लडकियां हर मोड़ पे डरती हैं, अकेली हो तो सुनसान राहों का डर, भीड़ में हो तो लोगों का डर, हवा चले तो दुपट्टा उड़ने का डर, कोई देखे तो उसकी आँखों का डर, बचपन हो तो माँ बाप का डर, जवान हो तो भाइयों का डर, वो डरती हैं और तब तक डरती हैं, जब तक इन्हें कोई जीवन साथी नहीं मिल जाता, और यही वो शख्स होता है, जिससे वो सबका बदला लेती है ।
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लड़कियों को सुगंध बहुत पसंद होती है। इसलिए जब भी आप अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से मिलने जाएं, तो कोलोन, डिओ, परफ्यूम का इस्तेमाल जरूर करें। फिर देखिए उन पर क्या जादू चलता है।
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उनके घर के पास से जब भी गुजरे उन्हें देखने की कोशिश जरुर करे. उन्हें ये एहसास दिलाना जरुरी है की आप उनमे इच्छा रखते हैं.
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What Kapil Sharma Says . .
Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo, Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ? . . . .
What He Actually Means..........
"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?
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Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur,
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur,
Raah me kitne kante q na ho,
Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur.
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What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…
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Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..?
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Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka
risk leta hai.....
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When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don’t Breathe, U Expire.
Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!
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The ultimate & the most encouraging
lesson in English Grammar:-
‘If more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one Spouse is Spice.’
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All those who find their love today, Happy Valentine's Day;
And all those who don't, Happy Ballantine's Day!
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Love filled Valentine Month..!!
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Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs
It's feb..
Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
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Ek DR. Se Pucha Gya
Bacche Itne Shararti Q Hote Hai?
FantaStic Jwaab Mila.
Jo cheez Bnti Hi Shararat Se Hai Wo Sharif kaise ho Sakti Hai
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Rakh Le 2-4 Botal Kafan Mein;
Saath Baith Kar Piya Karenge;
Jab Mange Ga Hisab Gunahon Ka;
Ek Peg Usse Bhi De Diya Karenge!
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