Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, I can do
anything for you.
Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka
Table Sunna.
*Blocked*
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A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Once Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner…
Prince said: “pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic!!”
and says,”pass the custard you bastard”
This pj might damage ur ability to think
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what would you say if a cow dances....
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..Guidance.!:-p
Girls k top 10 jhoot:- 1.i miss you 2.i m single 3. Main pahli dafa kisi ladke k liye itna serious hui hoon 4. Mai to mammi se baat kar rahi thi 5. Tumhari aakhein....wow 6. Yaar woh ladka hi mere pichhe pada hua tha 7. Main doosre ladkiyo jaisi nahi 8.tumhari smile...... 9. Tum meri zindagi ke pahli aur aakhri ladke ho &most imp of all 10. I luv u... Sare ladke ko bhejo taki wo sawdhan rhe or sari ladkiyo ko bhejo taki wo kuch naya soche
Bhayankar PJ:
I met this guy, His name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.
No matter what fruit he sold , they were all very sweet.
One day i asked him,"How are all your fruits so sweet?"
He Replied," It's because 'Sabar' ke Phall hamesha meethe hote hai..!!" =D =)) =D
Washing pwdr nirma
Washing pwdr nirma
Dudh c safedi nirma se aye..
Rangin kapda b khil khil jaye.
Sabhki pasand nirma..
Paglo ko kuch b bhej do padte jarur h.
Wife: Suniye g aap ka dost
Galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai.
Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: Main kyon rokon?
Us ne mujhe roka tha kiya.
How can I begin to say I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I'm sorry.
We smile at whom we like,
We cry for whom we care,
We laugh with whom we enjoy,
We become angry with whom
we feel is our own.
I AM SORRY.
I forgave your broken promises,
I forgave you from the start.
But one thing I won't forgive,
Is your breaking of my heart.
I have all ways made mistakes so has every one but
my biggest mistake is letting you go and
if you take me back I will never make a mistake as big as this one ever again.
I AM SORRY
Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
i Wish You Were Here
In My Room
On My Bed
With The Lights Off
Under The Blanket
And I Will Show You My....
New Watch! It Glows In The Dark.
Duriya Hote Huye Bhi Safar Vahi Rahega,
Door Hote Huye Bhi Dostana Vahi Rahega
Bahot Mushkil He Ye Safar Zindagi Ka
Agar Aapka Sath Hoga To Ehesas Vahi Rahega.
*-Zindagi Her Pal Khaas Nahi Hoti!
*-Phoolon Ki khushbo Hamesha Paas Nahi Hoti!
*-Milna Hamari TaQdeer main tha.
Ai dost,
*-Warna itni Pyari "DosTi" iTefaQ Nahi Hoti.!
Koi Dost Kabhi Purana Nahi Hota,
Kuch Din Baat Na Karne Se Begana Nahi Hota,
Dosti Me Duri To Aati Rahti Hai,
Par Duri Ka Matlab To Bhulana Nahi Hota.
A Very Sad Quote..
By A True Frnd..
"When I Die,
Dont Come Near My Body,
Bcuz My Hands May Not Come To
Wipe Ur Tears Off That Time"
A True Sentence From A Real Friend..
'All The Persons Are Not My Friends.
But
My Friend Is Not Just Like All Other Persons..
Mehfil Lagi Thi Yaron Ki,
Humko Bhi Bulawa Aaya Tha,
Kaise Na Jati Unki Kasam Dekar Bulaya Tha,
Wonderful Line-
Agar Dost Na Milte
To Kabhi Yakeen Nhai Hota Ki,
Ajanabi Log Bhi Apno Se Zyada,
Pyare Ho Sakte Hain.
Always Try To Spend Few Sec.4 Ur Frnds
Even U Are Busy Bcoz One Day U Can Get
Free Time But Not Ur Friends Back.
AnjaN C MolaQat PeHCaN Ban Gai,
eK MeeThe Se RishTe Ki JaaN Ban Gai,
2 KadaM Tum ChalE,
2 KadaM Hum ChalE,
Our DoSTi Ki Raah AsaaN Ban Gai...!
Muqadar Me Likhi Koi Baat Ho Tum,
Taqdir Ki Ek Khoob Surat Sougat Ho Tum,
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Karke Dosti Tumse Mehsus Ye Hua,
Jaise Sadio Se Yuhi Mere Sath Hotum
Lohe Se Jyada Log Sone Se Pyar Karte Hai,
Kamal Se Jyada Gulab Se Pyar Karte Hai,
Ek Hum Hi Hai Jo
Gf Se Jyada Apne Dost Ko Sms Karte Hai.
Hum Ansu Nhi Jo Ankho Se Phisal Jayenge,
Hokar Door Apse Or Kaha Jyenge,
Jab Zakhm Dene Walo Ko Hi Na Bhula Paye Hm,
To Dosti Dene Wale Ko Kaise Bhul Paye.
Gamo Ko Bechkar Khushi Khareed Lege,
Khwab Bechkar Zindgi Khareed Lege,
Hoga Imtihan To Duniya Dekhegi,
Hum Khud Ki Boli Laga Kar,
Aapki Dosti Khareed Lege
Ache Din Aa Gye Hain
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Aaj Subah Ke 5:30 Baje Mujhe
Phone Karke Sorry
Bol Kar Ro Rahi Thi Bechari.
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Pata Nahi Kiski
Girlfriend Thi.
Dhadkan Ki Awaaz Ho Tum
Is Dil Ke Jazbaat Ho Tum
Hamare Din Aur Raat Ho Tum
Meetha Sa Ehsaas Ho Tum
Kya Kahein Hamare Liye Kitne Khaas Ho Tum!
Duniya Me Behatrin Rista Wahi Hota Hai.
Jahaa Ek Mamuli Si Muskan Aur
Halki Si Sorry Se Zindgi Pehle Jaisi Ho Jati Hai.
God created the living to worship him....well no one is worshiping me.
I don’t care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this world to entertain everyone.
Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.