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Kaun kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hu sagar me utar jaunga.
Wo taras jaygi pyar ki ek bund ko bhi,
Mai to badal hun kisi aur pe baras jaunga
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Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai,
Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai.
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Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy
K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski
Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo
Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
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Judge Mujrim Se: Tumhari Pehli Patni ki Maut Car Accident Main Hui,Jabki Doosri Ki Zeher Khakar Aisa Kyun??
Mujrim Judge Se: Doosri Patni Car Chalana Nahi Jaanti Thi
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Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The.
1 Funny Bhikari Aaya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Maangi,
Paise KamayeOr Taxi Main Baith Kar Chala Gaya.
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1st ghost:what are you watching?
2nd ghost: a horror movie.
1st ghost: who is the actor?
2nd ghost: RAJNIKANTH...
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Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!
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Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!
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Student cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha? Studnt:
Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..
Teachr:
to tum ne bta dya?
Studnt:
Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”:-D
Geo CheaterZ..!!
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English Police: What’s Your Crime, Why You Are Here?
Chor: RBI Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha…
English Police: What Competition You Idiot
Chor: Note Chapne Ka Mamu
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Pati: main Bewkoof Tha Ki Maine Tumse Shaadi Ki.
Funny Patni: Bilkul, Darasal Main Pyar Main Is Kadar Doobi Thi Ki Maine Dhyann Hi Nahi Diya.
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Woh Today’s Forture Ko Khud Ka Status Banana,
Woh Dosto Ki Profile Se About Us Copy Paste Karna,
Woh Dosto Ko Fan Banne Ke Liye Dhamkana,
Woh Gtalk Par Raat Bhar Chatting Karna,
Woh Testimonials Ka Exchange
Woh Khud Ke He Trusty, Cool Stats Ko Badhana,
Ab Na Orkut Raha, Na Woh Haseen Yaadein….
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Pappu: Darling, Tumhe Pata Hai Kal Mujhe Ek Accha Sapna Aaya
Wife: Kaisa Sapna?
Pappu: Mujhe Sapna Aaya Ki Mein F1 Racing Mein Participate Kar Raha Hoon Aur Charo Aur Sports Cars He Sports Cars Hai.
Wife: Haan Woh Mujhe Pata Hai, Tabhi Kal Raat Tumhara Engine Kharrraate Maar Raha Tha…
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Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho,
Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho
Winter(Thand) Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna, Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.
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Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.
Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Nilta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.
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Premika: Agar Duniya main Aurat Nahi Hoti, To Tumhari Pent Main Batan Kaun Taangta.
Premi: Agar Duniya main Aurat Nahi Hoti, To Pent Pehenne Ki Jarurat Kya Thi
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Khuda Bina Jane Kaise Rishte Bana Deta He, Anjano Ko Dil Me Basaa Deta He, Jinko Hum Kabhi Jante Bhi Na The, Unhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada Keemti Bana Deta He..
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Is Duniya Me Koi Kisi Ka Nahi Hota, Lakh Nibhao Rishta Koi Apna Nahi Hota, Galatfehmi Rehti He Thode Din, Fir Aankhon Me Aansu Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Hota..
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Na Kar Tamanna Ae Dil Tu Kisiko Pane Ki, Badi Be-Dard Nigahe He Is Zamane Ki, Khudko Banale Kabil Is Kadar Ki, Rakhe Log Tamanna Sirf Tujh Hi Ko Pane Ki..
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Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai, Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai, Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki, Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Thaam jati hai..
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Hum Ruthe Bhi to Kiske Bharose, Kon Hai Jo Ayega Humein Manane ke liye, Agar Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko Humpe, Par Wo Dil Kahan se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane ke Liye..!!?
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Mohabbat Hum Tumse karke Sanaam, Na jane Kis Duniya me Kho gaye, Humne Sirf Chheda Dil ki Chaah se, Be Wajaah Tum Humse Khafaa ho gaye..
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Teri Yaari hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum Roz Ruth jana hum roz manayenge, Par maann jana Humare manane se, Warna Humari bheegi Ankhein leke Hum kaha jayenge??
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Ek Baar Ek Mahila Party Main Ek Gynecologist Doctor Se, Doctor Sahab Pehchana Aapne Meri Delivery Ki Thi.
Doctor: Abe Chup Kar Main Chehre Se Kisi mahila Ko nahi Jaanta.
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Har Raat Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai,
Kabhi Subha Kabhi Sham Yaad Ata Hai,
Sochte Hai Hum Kar Le Dusri Mohabbat,
Fir Pehli Mohabbat Ka ANJAAM Yaad Ata Hai..
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Boy: Tera Naam Kya He?
Girl: Meena, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: KaminaGirl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass Beth Ke Dakh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.
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Customar: Waiter, Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir, Humare Yaha Bheins Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Shakira Ka Nahi..
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Padhai Karo Fail Hone Se Mat Daro
Ladkiyan Chedo Badnami Se Mat Daro
Har Ladki Ko Propose Karo Inkaar Se Mat Daro
Kyunki
Geeta Mein Likha Hai Karm Karo Fal Ki Iccha Mat Karo
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Are Dikhao Na,
Ye Damann Me Kya Chhupate Ho…??
Bade Zaalim Ho Fir Kisi Ka Dil Chura Liya Tum Ne..!
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Sarvajanik Notice:
"Pedo Se Bhi Utna Hi 'Pyaar' Karo..
Jitna "Pedo Ke Neeche"
Aur
"Pedo Ke Peeche" Karte Ho..
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College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai,
Office Wali Chalu Aur Fiki Hoti Hai,
Ghar Wali Me Test Nahi Ata,
Station Wali Sasti Hoti Hai,
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Jaisi Bhi Ho, Par Chai To Chai Hoti Hai..
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Agar Tum Use Na Paa Sak.
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Jisse Tum Pyaar Karte Ho,
To
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Sharam Karo.Lao Number Mujhe Do
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Me Try Karta Hoo..
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A machine is made for catching thief…
In USA – 9 was caught in one day
In China – 30
In UK – 50
In INDIA – Machine is stolen in just 1 hour.
East or west India is the best…!
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everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
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Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the year n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark
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with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
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No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS” !!
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There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
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Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
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The day ends with a night full of stars that never appeared so prettier than before and each twinkling star is passed along to you with a special wish; that all of the days you live could be like Christmas! Merry Christmas!
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1 X'mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes! &
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes 2015.
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I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays !
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Jingle bells Jingle bells
what fun it is to wish our friends
very merry christmas.
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This Is The Month Of Candies,
Cakes,
Coolness,
Snows,
X 'Mas Songs,
X'Mas Sandals,
Etc...
So Enjoy The Every Moment
With Peace & Happiness.
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The Season of Joy is Here
Its Time to Spread the Cheer
May this Christmas bring you lots of Happy Surprises
And lots of love and joy to your Hearts and Home
Merry Christmas
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An old Indian woman slips n falls.
She says,
'Hai meri kismat.!'
A foreigner girl walks past n says,
'Hi....
Merry christmas to u too...............funny Christmas sms
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Hope your Christmas is a hug of a best moments
Hope you have the most amazing day with loved ones
Hope all your wishes come true
Merry Christmas!!
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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;
The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small..Merry Christmas
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May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and a bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year........
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A time of joy
A prayer for peace
The gift of hope
And a heart full of love
With every wish for a Merry Christmas and the entire festival season
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