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Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
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The day ends with a night full of stars that never appeared so prettier than before and each twinkling star is passed along to you with a special wish; that all of the days you live could be like Christmas! Merry Christmas!
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1 X'mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes! &
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes 2015.
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I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays !
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Jingle bells Jingle bells
what fun it is to wish our friends
very merry christmas.
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This Is The Month Of Candies,
Cakes,
Coolness,
Snows,
X 'Mas Songs,
X'Mas Sandals,
Etc...
So Enjoy The Every Moment
With Peace & Happiness.
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The Season of Joy is Here
Its Time to Spread the Cheer
May this Christmas bring you lots of Happy Surprises
And lots of love and joy to your Hearts and Home
Merry Christmas
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An old Indian woman slips n falls.
She says,
'Hai meri kismat.!'
A foreigner girl walks past n says,
'Hi....
Merry christmas to u too...............funny Christmas sms
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Hope your Christmas is a hug of a best moments
Hope you have the most amazing day with loved ones
Hope all your wishes come true
Merry Christmas!!
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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;
The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small..Merry Christmas
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May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and a bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year........
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A time of joy
A prayer for peace
The gift of hope
And a heart full of love
With every wish for a Merry Christmas and the entire festival season
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Wish you and your family a very Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill.
And may the year ahead be full of contentment and Joy
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Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas to all
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A silent night
A star above
A blessed gift of hope and love
A blessed Christmas to you!
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Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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M-ake the most of it.
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
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From home to home and heàrt to heàrt,
From one place to ànother,
The wàrmth and joy of Christmàs,
Brings us closer to each other.
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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife chahiye "
2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy wrote back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha.. .
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Poochh Raha Hoon"
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“Ek bar ek baccha class mein aane ko late ho gaya.
Teacher gusse se: Kya tumhe period miss hone ka zara bhi ehsas nahi hai.
Ladka: Mam, bahut ehsas hai mujhe. Ek bar meri sister ne meri mom ko kaha ki mujhe period nahi aaye. Yeh sun kar meri maa behosh ho gayi, daddy ko heart attack ho gaya aur hairani ki baat hai hamara driver kaam chod ke baag gaya.”
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Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me ladko ko aaram se hara diya. Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya? Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.
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There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.
They wanted to free. Bihar from India.
Ram bhaiya raised a point…,
“We may take Bihar from India but how will we develop it?”
Shayam bhaiya had a brainwave. “No problem!
We will attack America,
we will lose the war
& USA will take us over…
Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically…!
We will also become direct citizens of USA….
No more Visas & Green Cards.”
All the Bhaiyas were overjoyed with this solution…..,
but an old bhaiya was not.
Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy.
The old bhaiya replied,
“That’s all very well….,
But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America???
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Santa ka bura din..
Darwaza khola….
Kundi haath mein.
Paani khola….
Nal haath mein.
Suitcase uthaya….
Handle haath mein.
Ab Santa soch raha hai….
Su-Su karu ki nahi ….
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Ek dhaba Mein …
PATI Ne ek BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne do Mosambi juice piya.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
Waiter Ne Aawaz Di:
Bhaiya Ka 1 Kela ,
Aur Bhabhi Ka do Mosambi Kaat lena.
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A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by idiots who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yoghurt. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents!!!
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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.
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A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style:
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, ebay ko dungi !!!
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Bengali : Our language is sweetest
We call everyone politely..
Like mithun da, bappi da, pranab da!!
Punjabi : lo ji saddi wi same to same , bhen da, maa da, bhutni da
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Bahut puraani baat hai….
Ek african apni family k sath jungle me hi rhta tha….
usane kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha..
Ek din jungle me use shisha mila.
Usme khud ko dekh kr smjha k uske baap ki tasvir h
aur. wo use apne ghar le gya or roz bate krne lga.
Uski biwi ko shak hua,
Ek din jb uska pati bahar gya hua tha to usne shisha bahar nikala
aur apni shakl dekh k boli :
“Accha..
To ye h wo Kal-muhi
jis se mera pati baatein krta hai”
Usne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya,
To Saas boli :
“chinta mat kar, Shukar mana.
buddhi hai, jaldi hi mar jayegi”
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Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai
to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai ?
socho…
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nahi pata?
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Ans – DUKANDAR
Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !
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One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. !
Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an “e” in the last word.
Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house….
He wrote “Hi darling I’m experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were (her).”
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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass? “, he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food. “, The poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then. ”
“But sir, I have a wife with two children! ”
“Bring them along! And you, come with me too! “, he said to the other man.
“But sir, I have a wife with six children! ” The second man answered.
“Bring them as well! ”
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says “sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you. ”
The rich man replied
“No, you don’t understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall! ”
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At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, “He got away, sir! ”
The inspector was furious.
“But I told you to put a man on all the exits! ” he roared. “How could he have got away? ”
“He left by one of the entrances, sir! “
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GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai
Wah wah!
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GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.
Musibat koso door hoti hai, BAHENCHOD. GAND Pahle Phat jati hai
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Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see
what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
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2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
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Women are like computers.
As soon as u commit 2 one, u realize that,
if u had waited a little longer
u could have had a better model..
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Height of "Ohh Shit" like situation..
A guy takes a blade n write his girlfriend's name
on his forearm and?
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makes a spelling mistake...
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Sonu : kyu be, kaha ja raha hain?
Monu : yaar 'karkhane' ja raha hu..
Sonu : abe saale ullu banata hain..
itni badi Car tu kaise Khayega?
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Letter by a little kid who hates math..
Dear math please grow up n solve ur own problems
don't depend on others.
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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
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Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don't need it.
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