Who are the heroes of India?
Amitabh Bachchan, Sachin Tendulkar, Dhoni, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and Anna. You wonder why Rajniknath is not in the list. Actually he is not a hero, he is a super-hero.
When was Rajnikanth born?
No one knows about it. He has been around since the time when history was not documented
Breaking News:
A train meets an ancident with a bicycle resulting in the death of all train passengers.
The Cyclist, Rajnikanth bolts!
How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA?
Americans got inspiration from Rajnikanth. If Rajnikanth can do everything inspite of being dark, even Obama could do it for them.
This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`.
Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`.
There are 2 theories on arguing with a girl!!!
If the girl is right,
be fair to her & keep quiet.
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If the girl is wrong,
be fair to yourself & keep quiet...
When it rains
the couples reaction - wow
what a romantic wheather lovng it <3
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Singles - kya sala her jagah pani
pani ,pura keechad ho gya ...
When In School, The First To Finish the EXAM meant,
"OMG!! he Knows Everything!"
Now at College, The 1st to finish means,
"Isko bhi GHANTA nai ata!
Positive thinking poem
little bird in the sky
dropping shit into ur eye
u dont worry u dont cry
u just thank god that cows do not fly....
Success isn't a matter of being the best and winning the race...
Success is a matter of handling the worst and still finishing the race!
The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp:
Recently Whatsapp sent a message on Mark Zuckerberg's mobile: 'Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy Whatsapp now.'
Zuckerberg took it way too seriously!
Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
YOUR dream is to have an i phone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school..
BED + RAJAYI = BHAAAAD MEIN JAAYE PADHAYI :P
Pyar Mohabbat Sab DHOKA hain... padhlo beta Mauka hain :P
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking !!!!
Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
It doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again <3
There is only three things are required for the impression that is your attitude……attitude… N… .attitude
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.