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Lady Teacher :- Chalo beta,
Iss line ko do lafzo me bolo
"Main aapse pyaar karta hoon"
Student- Sorry, mam
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Teri meri , meri teri prem kahani hai
mushkil , do lafzo me ye bayaa na ho paaye..
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Aapki Girlfriend Jab Bhi,
Aapko Koi Romantic sMs Kare,
To Ye Mat Sochiye Ki,
Kitna Romantic Hai.
Balki Yeh Sochiye Ki,
Uske Pass Yeh sMs Aaya Kaha Se.
"JAGO AASHIKO JAGO"
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Ladkiyo ki jab shadi hoti h to,
Unki saheliya kya khti h
1980-gabrana mt
Wo jo kare, krne dena
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2012-jor se chillana
Taaki use lage k seal usne todi h.
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Behind Every FAIL Student,
There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?
A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.
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'Kareena kapur' ne 'ramdev baba' se puccha.
Sundar ladikeyo ko nahane se pahale
Kya lagana chaiye.
Baba-ne kaha bathroom ka darwaza.
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Zindgi ki shuruwat 'S' se hoti h
S for suraj
S 4 subah
S 4 sham
S 4 swagat
S 4 samay
Usk bad S 4 sagai ho gye
Fir shadi fir saas,
Sasur,s for satyanas.
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4 boys on bike.. Police: Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ?? .
Boys shocked… . . . look behind.. . . . . . and says: Saalo 5wa kaha gir gaya.. ?? Jisne party deni thi..
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Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi
"Bingo red chili chips"
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AKBAR=Mujhse Vada kr,
Teri Biwi ki pehli Kiss mujhe Lene Dega.
BIRBAL=Vada Hujoor!
Par Meri b 1 Shart hai.
AKBAR=Bol?
BIRBAL=Shadi Aapki Bahen se karunga.
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Boy-me tumhe kiss karke,
Bhag jau to tum kya sochogi.
Girl-me sochogi ek bevkuf,
Jo pura paper solve kr sakta tha,
Sirf objective tik krke bhag gya.
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Husband: begum aaj koi aisi baat kaho..
"jis se dil khush bhi ho jayeaur jal bhi jaye"
Wife: tumhare saare dosto me
Sabse achha KISS karne ka style tumhara hai.
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1 ladke ne 1 hasina ko dekh K KAHA
Teri smile me kya chamak h,
Teri smile me kya chamak h
Wo muskura k boli,
Bhaiya mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK H.
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Patni Mobile, Pati Simcard.
Dono Mile To, Hua Recharge.
Beta Hua To Incoming, Beti Hui To Outgoing.
Twins Hue To, Bonus Talktime.
Kuch Na Hua To, Network Problem.
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BOY:- Nice Dress
GIRL:- Thank You
BOY:- Nice Nail Paint
GIRL:-Thankx
BOY:- Nice Lipstick
GIRL:-Thank You BhAyYa
BOY:- Fir Bhi Acchi NAhi DikhRahi Ho.
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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho?
Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager,
Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.
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Ladki: Mujh par shayari karo,
Shayar :
In kali-kali zulfo se Karti ho Andhera,
In kali-kali zulfo se karti Ho Andhera,
Ho jao takli aur kar Do Savera...
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EK LADKE NE EK LADKI SE PUCHA
YE KAPDA FATA KYO HAI..?
Girl- IT'S FASHION
Ladka bola- khud Faado to IT'S FASHION or
Hum faade to "POLICE STATION".
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Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe
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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h.
Or ladko ke hatho me,
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Wo mehandi wale hath.
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New Style Of Propose-
Boy to girl=
'Dekh Main Nahi Chahta
K Mera Ladka Bada Ho K
Teri Ladki Ko Chede' Tum Haa Bolo To
'Dono Ko Bhai-Behan Bana Dete Hai.
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Electrician husband ask his wife:-
Pirye ye bata tujhe kya gam hai.
Wife:- yhi ki load zayada aur voltage kam hai.
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Boy i love you.
Girl i hate you.
Boy why this kolavery Di,
Girl pls dont sing this song...
Love you.
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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya
To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega,
Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?
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Bahaduri kya hai?
Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao,
or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile.
Or tum pucho-Hi mom!
Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..
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The most beautiful words
by a Lover -
I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It.
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Gabbar;basanti se basanti apna chaadi uttaro.
Viru;basanti se basanti is kutte ke saamne,
Apni chaadi mat uttarna.
Basanti ghabrao nahi viru,
Maine chaadi nahi pehni hai.
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke.
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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A Public Msg:
A Girl May Not Help U To
Get Lot Of Marks..
But Marks May Help U to
Get Lot Of Girls..
So Luv Your Studies,
Not Girls..!!
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Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
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Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda
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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi,
wada kisi se karke todna nahi,
koi agar aapka dil tode to usko
4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
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Usne utari sarie
fir aayi peticot ki bari
blouse to pehle hi diya tha
utar,
zyada excited mat ho yaar,
ye tha kapde sukhane ka TAAR.......
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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai
jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.
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chuhe ko billi lagi gori,dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi
billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi
or boli
I HATE LUV STORY.
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Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai,
1. Patiala pag.
2. Patiala salwar.
2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.
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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.
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1970 me...
Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha.
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1980
me T.V
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1990
Bike.
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2000
Car.
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2011
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Bas bina
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Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga
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Aapko SMS karna Pooja hai,
Aapke SMS ka INTAZAR Tapsya hai,
Aa jaye misscall to Prasad hai,
Aur mil jaye SMS to Aapke Darshan hai.!
Darshan Dijiye prabhu.
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Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai..
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai..
Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par,
Kyoki
''DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai''.;-)
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