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Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega.
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Insaan mein sundarta ki kami ho to achche swabhav se poori ki ja sakti hai
Lekin achche swabhav ki kami sundarta se kabhi poori nahi ki ja sakti.
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As the New year is blossoming,
I wish you great time ahead,
and may u achieve all that u wish for…
Happy New Year
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Every Tear is a sign of COMMITMENT
Every silent mode is a sign of ATTACHMENT
Each sms of mine is sign of REMEMBRANCE.
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Diwali ka yeh pyara tyohar
Jivan mr laye khushiya apaar
Luxmi ji viraje aapke dwar
Shubkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Happy Diwali
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Sub Kuch Hasil Nahi Hota
Zindagi Mein Yahan
Kisi Ka Kaash
To Kisi Ka Agar
Rah Hi Jaata Hai.
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Me: tumhara side stand laga hua h.
She: I have boyfriend
she falls
She: Help me please. frown.png
Me: hurrrr bula le abne boyfriend ko grin.png
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
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Dont say go away
if your heart is saying a wise I forgive
Dont say I forgive
when your heart is saying a wise go away
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Koi sham aati hai tumhari yaad lekar
Koi sham jati hai tumari yaad dekar
Mujhe tho us sham ka intezar hai
jo aaye tume saath lekar.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother
I have got degree I have got knowledge
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Dont say go away
if your heart is saying a wise I forgive
Dont say I forgive
when your heart is saying a wise go away
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Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
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People flirt to bond or to express sexual interest. Flirting is a universal and essential form of human interaction.i
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A power struggle with your boss is when she has the power and you have the struggle.
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May your special day be filled with tones of happy moments and beautiful flowers,
Good friends and joyful hours!
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
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A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
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Yaad, Wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai,
Yaad, wo bhi nahi jo ruswai me aati hai,
'Yaad' to wo hai jo lakho ki bheed me,
'Tanha' kar jaati hai !
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Dosti mein dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Woh dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Par sachchi dosti doston ko mana leti hai.
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When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.
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''Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai"
"Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"
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Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy
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Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
Jethalal se hi honi hai
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Agar Ladki Kahi Paidal Ja Rahi Ho To Aap Unhe Apni Bike Me Pahucha Dene Ka Offer Jarur Kare, Aisa Impression Jamane Ke Liye Badiya Mauka Hai.
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Agar Unke Paas Cell Phone Hai To Kisi Bhi Bahane Unse Contact Karte Rahiye, Aur SMS Bhi Bhejte Rahiye.
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Agar Wo Aapse Raste Par Lift Mange To Aap Use Jarur De, Aur Aise React Kare Jaise Aap Bahut Jaruri Kaam Se Ja Rahe The Lekin Unke Liye Aapne Jaruri Kaam Chhod Kar Unhe Lift Di, Isse Wo Aap Se Impress Hue Bina Nahi Rah Sakegi Aur Aap Use Aasani Se Pata Lenge.
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Agar Wo Koi Khaas Type Ke Book Read Karne Ki Shaukin Ho To Aap Use Wo Book Gift Kare (For Exa. Comics, Film Magazines Etc.). Wo Aapse Jarur Impress Hongi Aur Aap Unhe Easily Pata Lenge.
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Medical science proved ke
Kapre tight pehnne se Blood Circulation ruk jata hai.
But
Ladhkiyo ke kapre jitne tight ho to
Ladhko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai.
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Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.
If we could decide who to love, then,
life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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All good girls and boys go to heaven that’s why I wasn’t invited.
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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.
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Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!
Mode change kar diya hai
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An important notification !!!
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian..
Because ..
Ghar ki murgi daal barabar
student of IIN
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Logo ko aksar kehte suna hai ki..
Zinda rahe to fir milenge.
Magar is dil ne mahsoos kiya ki..
Milte rahoge to zinda rahenge
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Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration..!!
Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused
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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old
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कभी भी उससे अकेले में मिलने की जल्दबाजी न दिखाएं।
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आकर्षक व्यक्तित्व का स्वामी, उत्तम भाव, आंखें आदि नवयुवकों के व्यक्तित्व को आकर्षक बनाते हैं।
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Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
Tabhi to Congress ki fatt rahi hai!!
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Line marne ke anek tarike hai..
Jinme se kuch is prakr hai..
1. pen se
2. pencl se
3. marker se..
Sabko apni trah samja hai
kya kuch log sarif bhi hote hai..!!
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चली जाती है आये दिन वो ब्यूटी पार्लर में यूँ
उसका मकसद है………..मिसाल-ए-हूर हो जाना
मगर ये बात किसी बेगम की समझ में क्यूँ नहीं आती
कि मुमकिन नहीं किशमिश का फिर से अंगूर हो जाना
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What kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away
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Money is a small coin,
Health is a big coin,
Love is a lucky coin,
Friendship is a sweet coin,
&
Relationship is a ‘GOLD’ coin,
Keep it safe..!!
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Don’t trust too much,
don’t love too much,
don’t care too much..
bcoz that ‘too much’ Will hurt u soo much
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