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Nigahen Nigahon Se Mila Kr To Dekho,
Ek Bar Kisi Ko Apna Bnakar To Dekho
Milna Chaho Ge Har Roz Usi Se Ek Bar Muskura Ke To Dekho.
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Once Rajnikant Was Masturbating .
Next Day News Came.That Aishwarya Rai Is Pregnant.
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Boy: Chalo Day Night Match Khelte Hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 Din Ke Bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch Abhi Gili Hai, Tum Chaho To
Wollyboll Khel Sakte Ho.
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Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi
Hum to Muft Mai Fida Ho Gaye DOSTO
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi.
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Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
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Girl: Bas Bhi Karo Ab
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hota
Girl: Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To?
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga,Tum Sidhi Raho
Thoda Khol Ke Rakho Agar Nahi Dikhaya To
Main Exm Main Fail Ho Jaunga Yaar.
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Sajde Dil Ke Tarane Bahut Hai
Zindigi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hai
Aap Sada Muskurate Rehna Kyonke
Apki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hai.
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Tujhe Dekhu To Sara Jaha Rangin Nazar Aata Hai,
Tere Bina Dil Ko Chain Kaha Aata Hai,
Tum Hi Ho Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan,
Tere Bina Ye Sansar Suna Suna Nazar Aata Hai.
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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du.
Golu: Madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki,
Bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
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Sumona: Gaadi ki chaabi do na. Kitty party me jana hai.
Kapil: Gaadi?
Sumona: 10 lakh ki gaadi me jaungi to jyada rob padega.
Kapil: Ye le 10 Rs. 48 lakh ki bus me ja. jyada rob padega.
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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.
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Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
Ya tujhe karun khara?
Ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri Photo kaise lu?
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Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
Kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
Hum aapki parchhai hain yaad rakhna,
Jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar aayenge.
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Jalate hain hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah,
Teri zindagi mein khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye.
Seh jate hain har chubhan ko apne pairon tale,
Teri rahoon mein phool bhichane ke liye.
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Ladki: Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.
Ladka: Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.
Ladki: Acha chalo papa aa gaye, bye.
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Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.
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Do kadam to sab chal lete hain par,
Zindagi bhar saath koi nahi nibhata ,
Agar ro kar bhool jaati yaadein,
To has kar koi gum na chhupaata .
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When RAJNIKANT switch on his AC without closing the door.
Winter starts in INDIA?
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
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Sirf Isharon Mein Hoti Mohabbat Agar,
In Lafazon Ko Khoobsurati Kaun Deta?
Bas Pathar Ban Ke Rah Jaata Taj Mahal,
Agar Ishq Isse Apni Pehchan Na Deta.
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Sumona: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hu,
Aaj main marte marte bachi hu.
Kapil: Please, use ek aur mauka de do na.
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Teacher: Physics ki definition batao.
Sushant: Puri nai aati akhiri se thodi yaad hai.
Teacher: Sunao.
Sushant: And this is called physics.
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Ladkiyan Agar Group Me Ho To Aap Unhe Hi Dekhte Rahe,
Aisa Karne Se Wo Bhi Aap Ke Taraf Attract Ho Jayegi.
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Mulla Ji Bazaar Gaye Aur Dukandaar Se Bole.
Mulla Ji: Mujhe Begum Ke Liye Bra Chahiye.
Dukandaar: Kya Size Hai?
Mulla Ji: Size To Maloom Nahi, Par Purani Bra Mein Se Meri Do Topiyaan Ban Jaati Hai.
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Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada.
Dil todh kar chala gaya.
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.
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Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara? Sardar: Arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi, Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai, bus.
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Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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Give me an example of a time that you felt you went above and beyond the call of duty at work.
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Salman Khan was the highest paid Bollywood actor
of 2013 with a salary of around £7 million for one movie.
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh
kar ek budha bola,
“ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha.
Ab kya handset bhi
le jayege.?
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Rajnikanth once told a lady: Tu stage pe jake gaa.
That lady is known as lady gaga.
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Lady Dr: Mat sharmao mai Dr.hu,maine pehle bahut dekha hai,sirf batao kya problem hai,mai check karugi.
Santa: Meri wife ko lagta h ki mere lund ka taste fika hai.
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain
Maa: Andar Aaja Inki Niyat Bahut Kharab Hoti Hai
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain
Maa: To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa
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KAPIL Everest Par Gaya Waha 1 Baba Pahle Se Baitha Tambaku Ragad Raha Tha..
KAPIL-Baba Ye Kya Hai
Baba-Masala
KAPIL- Oh O to Evrest Masala Aap Hi Banate ho.
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Santa subah radio le kar potty karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj to maaje se potty ki hogi.
Santa: kya khaak maaje se ki hogi radio par jan gan man adhinayak jai hai aa raha tha sala khade khade karni padi.
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Santa Banta English Speaking Ka Course Sikh Rahe The.
Santa: O Paji Tum Kal Ladki Dekhne Gaye The, Kasi Thi.
Banta: Rang Thoda Sa Kala Tha,
Or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.
Santa: Jara English Main Batao.
Banta: Black Berry Thi.
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Santa Naha Raha Tha,
Dost Ne Awaaz Lagai To,
Nanga Hi Bahar Aa Gya.
Dost: Besharm Kuch To Pahen Leta.
Srdar Bhag K Ander Gya.
AUR PAGDI Pehan K Aa Gya.
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Kisi bhi ladki ka dil gahraai se jeetne ke liye uske future or present ki planing aur isme aane wali problem ko solve karne ke liye apne ko usmai involve karo.
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Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apna gussa kispe nikaalti ho?
Wife: toilet saaf kar ke
Husband: (haste hue) Pagal aurat.. wo kese?
Wife: toilet aap ke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se Muskarana,
Phir kehna KANJUS SMS karo.
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Sirf Isharon Mein Hoti Mohabbat Agar,
In Lafazon Ko Khoobsurati Kaun Deta?
Bas Pathar Ban Ke Rah Jaata Taj Mahal,
Agar Ishq Isse Apni Pehchan Na Deta.
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Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE student.
Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal.
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आँखे तालाब नही फिर भी भर आती है,
इगो शरीर नही, फिर भी घायल हो जाता है,
दुश्मनी बीज नही, फिर भी बोइ जाती है,
होठ कपडा नही, फिर भी सिल जाते है,
कुदरत पत्नी नही फिर भी रुठ जाती है,
बुद्वि लोहा नही, फिर भी जंग लग जाती है, और,
इन्सान मौसम नही, फिर भी बदल जाता है।
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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