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Teacher: Isko hindi mein translate karo,
See friends a beautiful girl is standing there
Student: Woh dekho kamino tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai.
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Samandar Ki Khamosi Uski Gehrayi Batati Hai,
Dosto Ki Kami Apni Tanhayi Batati Hai.
Vaise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,
Par Unki Kimat Unki Judayi Batati Hai.
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Ujadi huyi duniya ko tu aabaad na kar,
Beete huye lamho ko tu yaad naa kar,
Ek qaid parinde ne yeh kaha humse,
Main bhul chuka hu udna muje azaad na kr.
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1.I feel like I'm on an emotional roller coaster.
2.During tough times, I am more prone to unhealthy behaviors (abusing drugs or alcohol, eating unhealthy foods, getting less sleep).
3.I feel uneasy in situations where I am expected to display physical affection.
4.I present myself in ways that are very different from who I really am.
5.I procrastinate on matters relevant to work.
6.I break promises.
7.I lose important things/documents.
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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi
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1 Kabutar ne sardar kay uper bitth kar di.
Sardar: Oye teri maa ne tainu kacha pauna nahi sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saliya tu kacha pehan kay kerta hai?
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Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gour Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta - Kya Dekh Raha He??
Santa - Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ye Barf Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He.
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Hamari dosti ki umar hum se bhi zyada hogi,
Tumhari har aawaz hamare liye wada hogi
Tum bhi sun lo kaan khol key,
Jisne dosti pehle tori uski pitai b sbse zyada hogi
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I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid,
And I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.”
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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Everyone needs a coach. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player.
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GIRL-“I want to end our Relationship.
I m going to return evrything u gav me”
BOY- “Ok… then, Let’s Start wid
Hugs & Kisses.
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kush na kaha,
bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi!!
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Even the slightest touch can make a woman feel special. Make sure it's a respectful and gentle touch, and not one that's overly sexual or suggestive.
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Girls want guys to show them affection because it tells her that you care about her, and that you're willing to show that love in a public way. It doesn't always have to be public (PDA), but get used to the idea, because she wants other people to see how much you love her, so don't be afraid to kiss her or hold her hand in public.
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The girls that you feel closer than other that’s make you laugh, impress you on some point, care you more than others and many more. So these are some symptoms you find in the girl nearby you. So from this point you can find your girl and that’s time to start flirt with her.
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2 Ladkiya Bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye..
Bas fir kya.. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.
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Respect those friends
who find time for u in their busy schedule..
But really love those friends
who never SEE their schedule when u NEED them..
GOOD MORNING
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Birthday candles,
birthday cake,
Birthday song,
and presents, too...
Lots of birthday wishes For the birthday girl--that's you!
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Turmeric and curd have medicinal properties. This will not only treat your pimples, but also give leave you with a squeaky clean, radiant and fairer skin.
To use:
1.Mix the two and form a paste.
2.Apply this evenly to your face regularly.
3.Keep it on for about 15 to 20 minutes
4.Wash off thoroughly.
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The wolf sheds his coat once a year, his disposition never.
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Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
Doctor: KUNDI.
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pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do
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Ashq bahata hoo jane kyo
mai uski har zafa k liye
sochta he kyo har pal diwana,
us zalim bewafa k liye.
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Best Break Up Ever:
A Boy Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
GrlFrnd: Wat Was That For?
Boy: Its OVER.
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VacationWhere are you going for vacation this year?
I checked my budget and decided that I didn t get tired.
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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere
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Ppl eatin brkfast feel better mentally& physically than those skipin brkfast
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All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. -Walt Disney
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Teri Muskurahat Meri Pehchan Thi,
Teri Khusi Meri shaan Thi,
Kuchh Bhee Nahii tere bina Meri Jindaagi me,
Bas Itna Samaj Le,
Teri Dosti Hee Meri JAAŅ Thi
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At childhood we always wanted to grow big
but now we realize that
Broken pencils & unfilled homework
was better than
BROKEN HEARTS & BUSY LIFE
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Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dila de,
Kitna intjar hai zara use bata de,
Har pal dehkte hai rasta usi ka,
Na intjar karna pade mujhe aisi neend sula de.
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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Man: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Man: Haan Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
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How I use my phone:
40% to use Whatsapp.
35% to use Facebook.
10% to take Photos.
8% to play Games.
5% check the Time.
2% to actually Calls.
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Phool Hun Main Meri Khusbu Tum Ho,
Dil Hun Main Meri Dhadkan Tum Ho,
Jaan Hun Main Aur Meri Rooh Tum Ho,
Jism Hun Main Aur Meri Zindagi Tum Ho.
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola
Waah Kya Maal Hai
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli
Maal To Jhakkass hai
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.
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Have Integrity and treat people with respect. Being honest and true to your word will bring you the admiration,
respect and gratitude of others. Nothing improves a person's personality more than integrity and respect
- respect for others, as well as respect for yourself.
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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?
Because he drinks 2 litre of milk daily
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
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Agar uske paas gaadi ya bike hai, to use kaho ki tumhe thoda ghumane le jaaye. Kabhi lift maang liya karo. Jhoot-moot ka anand dikhao. Baaton baaton mein use apni mohmaya ke jaal mein fasa lo.
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Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status
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Modi - Hi BOB !!
Obama- Who is BOB here ?
Modi - You “Barack Obama Bhai
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kyaa..
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai..
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Kaha Ye Kisne Ki Phoolon Se Dil Lagau Main,
Agar Tera Khayal Na Sochu To Mar Jaun Main,
Maang Na Mujhse Tu Hisaab Meri Mohabbat Ka,
Aa Jaau Imtihaan Par To Hadd Se Guzar Jaun Main.
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Agar Aap Party Me Kisi Ladki Ko Patana Chahte Ho To, Aap Sabse Pehle Unse Jakar Mile Aur Apna Introduction De, Isse Dhire-Dhire Baat Chit Ka Silsila Shuru Hoga Aur Aap Use Pata Lenge.
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Bachpan me her ladke ki zindagi mein 2 hadse zarur hote he
1st- Medam per dil aana
2nd- Pent ki zip me nunnu fasna!
Hass kya rahe ho
Nahi fasi thi kya
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