No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
Modern Love
Boy & Girl On Date
Girl:Kiya shadi K Baad
Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge?
Boy: Haan Agar Tumhare
Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na
Howa TO
Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas played coy about their relationship while together, but the news all came out after the.
Ek ladka bike se gir gaya.
Wo uske ma ke sath doctor k pass gaya.
Doct-whats happen?
Ma-mera beta bike se gir gaya hai.
Doct-tell me in english.
Ma-mera londa gironda from hirohonda.
Dil Lagi Thi Use Hum Se Mohabbat Kab Thi,
Mehfil-e-Gair Se Un Ko Fursat Kab Thi,
Hum The Mohabbat Main Lot Jane K Qabil,
Us K Wadoon Main Wo Haqiqat Kab Thi.
He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho?
He: Mazak
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.
Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…
Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.
Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??
While waiting for a subway or train, look for the scuffed areas of the white or yellow line on the edge of the platform. This is where the doors are most likely to open.
Paas aakar sabhi door chaley jate hain, Akeley they hum, akeley hi reh jate hai Hum apney Dil ka dard kisey dikhaye , Marhum lagane wale hi zakhm de jate h
If yesterday was a good day, don’t stop. Maybe your winning streak has just begun. Good morning.
Tujhe Mila Nahi Humsa Koi
Humein Mila Nahi Tujhsa Koi
Ye To Kismat Ki Baat Hai
Ki Humari Nazar Me Is Kadar Basa Nahi Koi.
Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge Whatsapp par hai
Ya log pura din Whatsapp par lage huye hain.
esliye bazaar me mandi hai.
A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
If you can’t explain how much you love me, it’s okay, because I know not all things in the world can be explained.
Mujhe kisi ki zarurat nahi..
Siway tere
Mere nazar ko talash jis ki barson se
Kisi ke paas wo surat nahi..
Siway tere
Jo mere dil or meri zindagi se khel sake
Kisi ko itni ijaazat nahi..
Siway tere.
Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kam
Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab..
1)Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo?
2)Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Quarter ya half
90 saal ke ek dadaji mrityu ke baad swarg pahunche..
Swarg mein khoobsurat apsarao ka nritya dekh kar dada ji fut-fut kar rote hue bole…
“Saala Baba Ramdev ke chakkar mein nahin padta, to kab ka yaha pahunch gaya hota”
Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..
Soniya: Wo kaise?
Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga
Kya???
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Dear Suraj Bhagwan,
Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness…
and lower your brightness…
It’s too hot to handle!!
Garmi se pareshan Aadmi
Agar Unka Koi Nick Name Ho To Aap Unko Nick Name Se Hi Pukare. Isse Aap Unko Apne Se Lagenge.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja
Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara
Bolo Kyu?
kyu ki
dulhe ki Mbl Ki Ringtone Thi
Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!
एक महिला ने नाटक में झगडालू पत्नी का सफल अभिनव किया | लोगों ने उसे बहुत पसंद किया | नाटक के बाद एक पत्रकार ने उससे पूछा - पहली बार में आपके सफलतम अभिनय का रहस्य क्या हैं ?
महिला बोली - इसमें कोई खास बात नहीं | मंच पर अपने कलाकार साथी के साथ बोलते समय मैंने मन में यही सोच लिया था वास्तव में अपने पति से बात कर रही हूं |
Chuhe ko lagi bili gori gori,
Dono milne lge chori chori,
Chuha bola chlo khele aankh-micholi,
Billi Chuhe ko khake Boli ….
Janu sorry
I hate love story
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Zindagi hai nadan isi liye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isi liye chup hoon,
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme aayega uska naam isi liye chup hoon.
Ankhe ro padhi unka na paigam aaya,
Chale gaye humein akela chhod ke ye kesa mukam aaya,
Meri tanhai Hansi mujhpe..
Aur boli Bata
Aakhir mere siva tere kon kaam aaya
I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to touch ur teeth,
I want to smell ur breath,
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
he he he:-)
2 chij jisne Indian Young Generation mein
JOSH aur UTSAAH bhar dia..
1. IPL ne ladko mein, aur
2. I Pill ne ladkiyon mein!
Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker.
“I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but..
for THINKING, I need a Cigaratte..!!
Aaj subha maine newspaper mein Padha ki:
Doston ke saath whatsapp karne se
sabse jyada time waste hota hai.
To aaj se..
Newspaper Band!
2 year old son spits water on floor.
Wife: we don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
Husband raises eyebrows..
Wife: You shut the fuck up.!!
Masti Ka Mausam, Jhoom Lo Mere Yaar;
Kha Lo Kheer Poodon Ke Saath;
Karo Na Abb Duniya Ki Parwah;
Manao Sab Baiskahi Ka Tyohaar!
8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai:
1 Sorry – Galti Ko.2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko.3 Gussa – Rishte Ko.4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko.5 Saath – Gam Ko.6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko.7 Facebook – Career Ko8 Whats app – Time Ko.
4 ladko ko 1 bike par sawaari karte dekh Traffic police ne rok liya…
Police: Tripple sawaari jurm hai aur tum 4-4 baithe ho!!??
Yeh sunte hi chaaro peechhe dekhne lage,
Aur ek saath bole…
“Saalo, Paanchwa kaha gir gaya?? Jise party deni thi!” :-D
These days success of marriage depends upon...
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the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!
Kaate nahin kat-te lamhe intezaar ke,
Nazaren bichaye baithe hain raste pe yaar ke,
Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalwe husne yaar ke,
Laya hai unhe kaun falak se utaar ke.
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!
Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha. Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..
Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.
To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer