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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,
iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

Oct,30 2014
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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
.
Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
.
.
Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!

Oct,30 2014
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Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Oct,30 2014
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When I pray

When I pray I dont see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I dont see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.

Oct,30 2014
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Dono aankho main aansu raha karte hai

Dono aankho main aansu raha karte hai,
.
hum apni kuch yaadein aapke naam kiya karte hai,
.
jab bhi palke jhapke aapki,
.
samjh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai.....

Oct,30 2014
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Chand ko dekh kar mujhe yaad kar lena

Chand ko dekh kar mujhe yaad kar lena,
Iss liye nahi k woh bahut khubsoorat hai,
Balke iss liye k woh bahut se taaron k hot hue bhi TANHA hai!

Oct,30 2014
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I MisS U

Pyr se kimti koi jagir nhi hote Pyr se khubsurat koi tasvir nhi hoti.
Pyr 1 kacha dhaga h mgar is dhage se majbut koi or dor nhi hte.!
I MisS U.

Oct,30 2014
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I miss u so much

pal pal tare yaad aate hai,
dil ko bahot talpate hai,
dil tu jelata tare yaad ka bena,
par saans tari yaad ke bad aati hai,
i miss u so much.

Oct,30 2014
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sometime missing

sometime missing gives sweet filling then remembering....
because we can remember many,but miss only one that we never want to

Oct,30 2014
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MISS U

Neend ne aankho se jo palko ko uthtya hai
koi hai jo dil ko bahut yad aya hai
waise to yaad apki roz hi ati Hai
lakin aaj to jese koi tufan aya h
MISS U.

Oct,30 2014
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kisi ko yaad karna

kisi ko yaad karna kisi ko yad aana ye bhi apne apne nasib main hota hai,
dil usi ko yad karta hai jo dil ke bahut karib hota hai.

Oct,30 2014
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A Kiss Upon The Hand

A Kiss Upon The Hand 
Of Someone You Truly Love, 
Is More Beautiful 
And 
More Valueable 
Than 
Any Diamond Or Gem 
Could Ever Be .. (:

Oct,30 2014
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Yar Ye Ladkiya Har Saal

Yar Ye Ladkiya Har Saal,
Rose Day Pe Rose,
Chcolt Day Pe Chcolt,
Tedy Day Pe Teddy
Mangti Rehti He
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Per Kiss Day Pe Kuch Nai Mangti,
Not Fair Yar..

Oct,30 2014
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WHAT EACH KISS MEANS

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...

Oct,30 2014
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Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
.
Wah Wah
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
.
Wah Wah
Aapko Wish Aur
Aapke Girl Friendko..??
KISS.!
Ab Bolo Wah Wah...

Oct,30 2014
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I will give you one kiss to go to sleep

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

Oct,30 2014
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A special LUNCH 4 u

A special LUNCH 4 u,
At da hotel of my Heart,
With a boul of love,
With spoon of care,
In da pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
by
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.
A KISS.

Oct,30 2014
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Girlfriend se milny gaya tha

Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
Boy: Girlfriend se milny gaya tha.
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sir!!! Bohat liye.....

Oct,30 2014
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Kiss Is Not Like Nokia

Kiss Is Not Like Nokia…
Connecting People Kiss Is Not Like Nike..
Just Do It. Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi..
Yeh Dil Maange More But 
Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Oct,30 2014
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Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hai

Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hai, Uske Chumbun Ko Kiss Kehte Hai.
Miss Ko Kiss Karna Mushkil Hai, Isliye Kissmiss Ke Bhav Tej Rehte Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai

Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai.
Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!
Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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A kiss says it all

A kiss says it all
And here’s one to say
I want you
And yes
I love you too.

Oct,30 2014
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What's your biggest dream

Boy: What's your biggest dream?
Girl : To be kissed in the rain. Urs??
Boy : To be the one kissing you..

Oct,30 2014
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Simple Interview Questions that you should be prepared to answer

Now that you are starting to interview, you should be prepared to answer these simple interview questions.  These questions are designed to help you be aware of yourself and what you would bring to the table in an interview.  Try really hard to have answers for the following questions ready.  It is quite likely you will be asked something similar to these simple interview questions

Oct,30 2014
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Showing too much nervousness in a Interview

Being someone that you are not

Rambling on and on

Exaggerating too much

 

Oct,30 2014
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Showing too much nervousness in a Interview

Being someone that you are not

Rambling on and on

Exaggerating too much

 

Oct,30 2014
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Don't be to casual in an Interview

Being too casual

Reclining your chair / putting your feet up

Rocking your chair back and forth

Fidgeting

Sitting before the Interviewer sits

Avoid extravagant gestures / too much hand waving

 

Oct,30 2014
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Saja Hai Mausam Tumhari Mehak Se Aaj Phir

Saja Hai Mausam Tumhari Mehak Se Aaj Phir
Aye Dost,
Lagta Hai Hawayein Tumhe Chookar Aayi Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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It Is Not What You Give Your Friend

It Is Not What You Give Your Friend,
But What You Are Willing To Give Him That
Determines The Quality Of FRIENDSHIP..

Oct,30 2014
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Zindagi Milti Hai Himmat Walo Ko

Zindagi Milti Hai Himmat Walo Ko
Khushi Milti Hai Taqdir Wale Ko
Pyar Milta Hai Dil Walo Ko
Aur Aap Jaisa Dost Milta Hai
Hum Jaise Nasib Wale Ko.

Oct,30 2014
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Friend Nahi To Life Waste

Friend Nahi To Life Waste,
Salt Nahi To Food Waste,
Story Nahi To Cinema Waste,
Mera Sms Nahi To Tera Cell Waste.!

Oct,30 2014
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DHOOP NIKLE AUR SARSO PILI NA HO

DHOOP NIKLE AUR SARSO PILI NA HO,
BARSAT HO AUR JAMI GILI NA HO,
E YAAR TUMNE YE KAISE SOCH LIYA,
KI TUMAHARI YAAD AAYE AUR
AANKHE GILI NA HO.

Oct,30 2014
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Sacchi Dosti Bejubaan Hoti Hai

Sacchi Dosti Bejubaan Hoti Hai
Ye To Aankho Se Byan Hoti Hai,
Dosti Me Dard Mile To Kya,
Dard Me Hi To Dosti Ki Phchan Hoti Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai

Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai,
Teri Dosti
Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai,
Teri Dosti
Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To
Jannat
Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti.

Oct,30 2014
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Bas Isi Ka Naam To He "DOSTI".

Kabhi Masti
Kabhi Jhagda.
Kabhi Aansu
Kabhi Hansi
Chota Sa Pal-
Choti Choti Khushi
Ek Pyar Ki Kashti Or Dhersaari Masti
Bas Isi Ka Naam To He "DOSTI".

Oct,30 2014
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Dil Ki Likhi Baat Dil Ko Chhu Jati Hai

Dil Ki Likhi Baat Dil Ko Chhu Jati Hai,
Ye Aksar Ankahi Baat Keh Jati Hai,
Kuchh Log Dosti Ke Mayne Badal Dete Hain,
Aur Kuchh Logon Ki Dosti Se Duniya Badal Jati Hai!

Oct,30 2014
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DOST MEANS

DOST MEANS:
D~Dur Rahkar Bhi Jo Paas Ho,
O~Ouron Se Jo Khash HO,
S~Sabse Pyara Jiska Ehsaas Ho,
T~Takdir Ko Jiski Talash HO...!!!

Oct,30 2014
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Hum Woh Phool Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahi Khilte

Hum Woh Phool Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahi Khilte
Yeh Wo Honth Hain Jo Kabhi Nahin Silte
Hum Se Bichro Ge To Ehsas Hoga Tumhe
Hum Wo Dost Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahin Milte.

Oct,30 2014
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Bst Line By A True Frnd

Bst Line By A True Frnd
After Getting Angry Wid Bst
Frnd Ja Mene Tuje Maaf Kiya
B'coz Tune Jitna Rulaya Usse
Zayada To Hum Sath Me Hase The.!:-)

Oct,30 2014
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"Dosti" Ka "Rishta"aakh Aur Ungli Jaesa Hote He

"Dosti" Ka "Rishta"aakh Aur Ungli Jaesa Hote He.
Ungli Ko Jab Chot Lagti He To Aakh Rone Lagti He
Aur Jab Aakh Roti He To Ungli Aasu Pochti He.
Thats True.

Oct,30 2014
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Iski Morning Good Uska Whole Day Is Good

Iski Morning Good Uska Whole Day Is Good.
Jiski Evening Good Uski Whole Night Good.
But Jiska Mere Jaisa Dost Ho
Uski Puri Life Hi Good.

Oct,30 2014
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Aasman Se Unchi Meri Manzil Hai

Aasman Se Unchi Meri Manzil Hai

Pariyo Se Sundar Mera Khwab Hai

Sagar Se Gehra Mera Pyar Hai
Aur
Sare Jahan Se Achha Mera Yaar Hai.

Oct,30 2014
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Jindagi Badalti Hai

Jindagi Badalti Hai
Classroom Se Office
Books Se Files
Jeans Se Formal
Pocket Money Se Salary:a:
Girlfriend Se Wife
Lekin
Saale Dost Kbhi Nai Badlte
.
.
Kamine K Kamine Rehte Hai.
Hit Like For Ur Such Kamine Friends..!!

Oct,30 2014
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ari Mehnat Bekar Vo Kisi Or K Sath Farar

Aaj- Dear
Kal- Yaar
Parso- Pyar
Fir- Ikrar
Fir- Intezar
Fir- Takrar
Fir- Darar
Sari Mehnat Bekar Vo Kisi Or K Sath Farar.
Isliye Dosti Best Hai Mere Yaar

Oct,30 2014
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Dost Ko Bhulana Galat Hai

Dost Ko Bhulana Galat Hai,
Unhi Ka Zindagi Bhar Saath Hai,
Agar Bhul Gaye To Khali Haath Hai,
Aur Agar Saath Rahe To Zamana Kahega:
Kya Baat Hai!

Oct,30 2014
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