Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
Awesum fact...
Colleges and school ko
log "swarg" bolte he...
Hmmm...
Tabhi Toh Bujurg log
kehete hai ke
"jodiya SWARG me banti hai"
Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu,
k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae
har lafj me esa dard bhardo,
ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.
Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate,
hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate,
hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil..
bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
mechanical engg. ki wife ko bacha huaa h
wife ne husband ko sms bheja
aap ka spare part aa gaya h,
husband ne reply me puccha
"NUT HAI YA BOLT".
Boys rule__
dhokha milta h jab pyaar me,
zindgi me udasi chha jati h,
sochte h chod denge is duniya ko
kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.
sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.
Grl- mom aaj maind boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
raj thakre- what is a c*nd*m?
lalu- ye wo cheez h jise pahan kr agar
tera baap teri ma ke sath sota.....
to bhenchod aaj pura maharastra sukun se sota
Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya
ek ladki ne apne boyfrnd ka papu frist time pakda or us par kis karne lagi,
tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle!
grl - what is this?
boy - khusi ke aansu hai gagli.
Seene me dil,
dil me drd,
drd me yakin,
yakin me khayal,
khayal me khawab,
khawab me tasvir,
tasvir me sirf aap!!
itna darawna khawab?
bap re bap
ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
vo to tum 2sto ki jid h.
ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge
Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge
Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche
Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, WAH WAH!
Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
Prem Na Dard Utarvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Jindgi Ne Ezahar Karvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Prapose Karva Ma Var Na Lagadata HAVE To VAHELA Te PAHELA Ni Skim AAVI 6e.
Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6
"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho,
Ya Yamaha FZ,Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge,
Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees.
"I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!"