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Sath Rehte Yuhi Waqt Guzar Jayega, Dur Hone K Baad Kon Kise Yaad Ayega, Jee Lo Ye Pal Jab Hum Sath He, Kal Kya Pata Waqt Kaha Le Jayega..
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Chahat hai ki sari Khushi tere taraf mod du,
Tere chahat ko pura karne ke liye chand tare bhi tod du,
Chabhi mile to tere liye khushiyo ke sare taale khol du,
Itni tarif kafi hai sayad nhi to do char jhut aur bol du
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Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.
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In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
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Hope that this Christmas season brings you Joy, Warmth and Peace.
Wishing you a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
Sincerely !! nice Christmas sms for lover/girlfriend/gf !!
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Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
As a result, he died laughing!
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
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I wish You Lovely X-mas
I wish You Favorable
I wish You Enjoyable
You shall not Lack in this X-mas
Thy Lord shall provide to You!
Merry X-Mas. Christmas sms
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May each day of your Christmas be filled with peace, and
may God's love light your way through the new year.
Thinking of you and wishing you His blessing always.
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For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
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Santa court mein judge se:Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
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Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because....
If You Kiss Her... You Are not a Gentleman..!!!& If You Don't... You Are Not A Man!
If You Praise Her... She Thinks You Are Lying!!!& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing!
If You Agree To All Her Likes... You Are A Wimp !!!& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding!
If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!!& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing!
If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !!!& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy!
If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad!!!& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her!
If You Attempt Doing Romance... She Says You Didn't Respect Her!!!& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her!
If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !!!& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way!
If You Visit Another Man... You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !!!& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"!
If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold!!!& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage!
If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics!!!& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction!
If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting!!!& If She Is Stared By Other Men... She Says that they Are Just Admiring!
If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen!!!& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk!
In Short:So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!! So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!!So Damning... Yet So Wonderful!!!
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A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.
She then asked, "What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren't producing?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard was not watching.A room temperature IQ.Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.A prime candidate for natural deselection.Bright as Alaska in December.One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.Donated his body to science before he was done using it.Fell out of the family tree.Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train is not coming.Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.He`s so dense, light bends around him.If brains were taxed, he`d get a rebate.If he were any more stupid, he`d have to be watered twice a week.If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you`d get change.If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.It`s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperms.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.Takes him 1-1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
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A new business was opening and one of the owner`s friends sent flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.It said, "Rest in Peace." The owner told the friend that had sent them and the friend called the florist to complain.After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, "Sir I am really sorry for the mistake", and added, "boy we are in trouble with some funeral home. Imagine-somewhere there is a funeral-taking place today, and they have flowers with your card saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
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Once Santa is traveling by train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The Santa thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat.5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same person there. An hour passes away, he has made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what s been going on. The TC feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident person out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell Santa, "I m sorry, I can not do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member."
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Papi hote hue b apko swarg milega, har raat 1 glass madira aur apsara milegi. Par apke papo ki saja ye hogi ki glass ke niche hole hoga, Apsara k niche nahi..
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Hathi swiming pool me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gai.Ek chiti hathi kee pith par chad gai,to dusri boli- "Duba Saale Ko D
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Geeta main likha hai
are yaar yaha kaha doondh raha hai maine kaha geeta main likha hai
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
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Smaller things upset more in life than bigger
ones!In short bole to
Gaand pe mota wala danda jhela ja sakta hai patli si sui nai
Thats lyf..:
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Modern zamaney ki ladki ka baap: Beti tum paheley mujhey papa kahey kar bolati thi ab dad keyo..
Beti:papa kaheny se ipstick kharab ho jati hai!
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Modern zamaney ki ladki ka baap: Beti tum paheley mujhey papa kahey kar bolati thi ab dad keyo..
Beti:papa kaheny se ipstick kharab ho jati hai!
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Ram yug mein Dudh mila..
Krishna yug mein ghee..
Kalug mein Chai mile,
Phuk mar ke Pee..
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POND-S KI AD ME GAAL DIKHATE HAI,SUNSILK KI AD ME BAAL DIKHATE HAI,ELLE18 KI AD ME LIP DIKHATE HAI, PHIR WHISPER KI AD ME DHOKHA KYON,
JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO
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Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.
Mummy: Ye wo jagah hoti hai jaha parent ko loota aur bachho ko pita jata hai.
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Great Confusion: Jawahrlal Nehru said "LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said "ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY" Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki??.
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Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho.
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Qaidi: Ji huzur.
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Jailer: Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi: "Gum-e-ulfat m jo zindagi kati hamari.
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Jis din zamanat hui - zindagi khatam tmhari..
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Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.
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In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
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Hope that this Christmas season brings you Joy, Warmth and Peace.
Wishing you a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
Sincerely !! nice Christmas sms for lover/girlfriend/gf !!
1
Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
As a result, he died laughing!
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
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I wish You Lovely X-mas
I wish You Favorable
I wish You Enjoyable
You shall not Lack in this X-mas
Thy Lord shall provide to You!
Merry X-Mas. Christmas sms
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May each day of your Christmas be filled with peace, and
may God's love light your way through the new year.
Thinking of you and wishing you His blessing always.
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Boys Ki SALARY Or Girl Ka PERIODS
Ek Jesi Hoti he.
30din Me 1bar Aati He Or
5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He.
Late Aye To Tension OR Na Aaye To
Samjho Watt Lag Ga
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After long chatting ...
She : Now, I have to tell you "I
have BF".
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He : Are pagli, Tu to mere type ki
nikli
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Mere pas bhi 8GB full hai BF se....
saari ki saari HD me...Chal Exchange
karte hain...
*blocked*
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In an Aeroplane, After 4-5 drinks,
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British- I will sleep now,
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American- I want to work on internet,
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German- I will watch movies now,
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Chinese- I will listen to music now,
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INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega,
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Who said Alcohol is Harmful ???
– 2 Rounds Of Brandy
30 Minutes Before Meal , Helps Digestion.
– 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs.
- 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep , Avoids Heart Attacks.
- 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath Reduces Blood Pressure.
- 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions.
Pass It To All You Care.
Kindness Costs Nothing..!!!
CHEERS
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Mangta hun to deti nahi ho….,
Jawaab meri baat ka!!
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka!!
Muh me lena tumhe pasand nahi….,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka!!
Fir kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo..,
Balon mein phool gulab ka!!
Woh sothi rahi mein karta raha….,
Intezaar uske jawab ka!!
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya…., Guldasta gulabon ka!!
Usne kaha peeche se bilkul nahi, aage se karo….,
Deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka!!
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kaano mein ek ek lafz tere pyar ka!!
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1st frnd to 2 Friend’
“Lay mithai kha!”
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best “CALL GIRL” ka Award mila hay!
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Ladkiyon SE kya D0STI karna, Jo PAL bhar mein CHH0D jati HAI,Dosti KARNI hai to LADK0 se KAR0, Jo MARNE ke BAAD bhi KANDHE pe LE jate HAI.Plz SEND all B0YS……
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Teacher: Pappu batao, yeh sign (%) tumne kaha dekha…….
Awsme answer by Pappu:Teacher ji, jab car me ladkiya sit belt pehnti hain Tab
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