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Listening to your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
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Zindagi Kitne Mod Deti Hai,
Har Mod Pe Ek Sawal Deti Hai…!!..
Dhundate Rahate Hai Hum Jawab Umar Bhar…!! .
Jab Jawab Mil Jata Hai Toh Zindagi Sawal Hi Badal Deti Hai…!!
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Ek ladka ek ladki se bhot pyaar karta tha,
Lekin dar ki vajah se kuch keh nahi paya,
Ek din usne decide kiya ki wo us ladki ko msg krke i love you bolega,
Usne raat me apne mobile se I love you type krke ladki ke no pe send kiya or so gya,
Kuch der bad uske mob par msg ring tone baji par usne decide kiya ki wo message agli subh naha kar mandir jane ke bad padhega Aur phir se so gya
Raat bhar wo us ladki ka sapna dekhta raha, jab suabh mandir se lauta or wo message padha to usme likha tha,
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A/C balance is insufficient,
Main Balance is Rs. 0.08
Message can not be delivered…!!
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Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.
‘That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced.
Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!’
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Sherlock Holmes and Mat thew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up.
What do you see?
“Well, I see thousands of stars. ”
“And what does that mean to you? ”
“Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes? ”
“To me, it means someone has stolen our tent. ”
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A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles;
the next day three miles;
the following day less than a mile.
When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day,
he replied “I just can’t do any better.
Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.
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English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
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Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse? :
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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good,
in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal me admit tha,
1st cockroach (sympathy k sath) bola
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"kya baygon se?"
2nd : "nehi re, paragon se.."
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Best quote on a girl's T-shirt :
In front - "I M Virgin"
On back - "This is my old T-shirt"
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Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
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Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
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Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
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Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
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If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before.
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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and..
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
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Sir - Baccho kasam khao kabhi sarab, cigarate,
jua or ladki ko nehi chuoge. Des k liye jaan doge..
Bacche - de denge sir, aysi zindegi rakh k kya karenge.
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A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...
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S**y Teacher: Main kisi per bhi aik nazar dal kay bata sakti hoon
kay woh meray baray main kia soch raha hai.
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Student: Miss jab ap ko pata chal jata hoga to badi sharminda hoti hogi na!!
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
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TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
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STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
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TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
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For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
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And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God's love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
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Ladka: I love u....Ladki ne zor sethappad maara,aur boli ..Kya kaha tune ??Ladke ne bhi ghuma kar2 zordaar chaanta maaraaur kaha.. : Sali...jab suna hi nahinto maara kyun !
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May the spirit of this holiday
season fill your heart with love
peace and serenity
Wishing you many wishes for
the New Year in Advance !
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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
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To End Something Old,
Will Start Something New,
Wishing You With Mighty Heart,
Though The Words Are Very Few!
Happy New Year
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Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015.
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May You Find Happiness
And Life In Everything
That You Will Be Up To In This New Year.
Wishing You Days Full Of Blossomed Flowers
That Will Be Filling The Air
With Sweet Scents Which Will Be Carrying You
Away In The Chariots Of Joy.
Happy New Year
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Happy New Year Greetings
And This Is To Wish You Jubilation
As The New Year Begins
Which Contains The Joy And Happiness
That You Have Been Waiting For All Along.
It's Time To Be Warm At Heart And Being In Smiles.
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For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2014
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Welcome New Year..
I Welcome You With Warm And Inviting Arms Open..
I Offer You My Love And Affection..
My Gift And Expressions Of Love..
My Faith And Blessings..
My Feelings Of Trust And Dreams
That This Will Be The
Beginning Of A Great New Year
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Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success.
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When the mid-night bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realization of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2015.
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May the spirit of the season of
New year fill your heart
with serenity and peace.
Wish you a happy new year!
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nhi sunta koi TooTe hue Dil ki Fariyad, Chod gYe aAj wo hi jiSe KiYa HaR PaL Dil
ne YaaD aE sAnaM Thahar ja sath Aankho ki
Barsaath Tham jane taK, kYa pta phir rhe na rhe hum tere aane
tak.....
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Pyar karna itna aasan nahi hota.pyar ka bina rahna v itna aasan nahi hota.jo koy 1 bar pyar DIL KO chu jaya to usa bhula dana aasan nahi hote.
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Labon Pe Bulbul Ka Taraana Aa Jaaye,
Bahaaron Ka Fir Wo Zamaana Aa Jaaye.
Badi Aarzoo Hai Seene Mein,
Ik Pal Ke Liye Mera Deewaana Aa Jaaye.
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Saahil Ki Ret Par Ek Baar Tera Naam Likha Tha Maine Tanhai Ke Un Palon Mein Tujhe Hi Yaad Kiya Tha Maine Saagar Ki Maujon Ne Tera Naam To Mita Diya ParNa Mit Saka Woh Naam Jo Dil Pe Likha Tha Maine..
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"Ye zameen ki fitrat h ke har cheez ko soak leti hai,
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Warna.....
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Kisi ki yaad me girne wale aansuon ka alag hi samunder hota........"
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Do u kno the basic difF betwin LuV & EXAM.
Love:U hav so many thots,bt u can-t express.
Exam:U dnt hav a single thought,stil u hav 2 express
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R U High Scoring Stdnt..
Kya Aap Acchhe Marks La-La Kr Bor Ho Chuke h..
Then,JOIN MBBS!
Marks Se No Marks,
Acchhe Marks Se Chutkara,
Fark Dekhiye 1st Test se..
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One fine day,all of us will get busy wid our lives,long working hours,no more classes,lectures,friends,teases & funs,SMS,wont have time 4 ourselves,on such a day,you-ll luk outside ur window alone & see da gud old memories flash you by nd you-ll get a smile wid a tear in ur eyez nd you-ll turn bak 2 ur work thinkin..I wish i could go back...Dis msg is 2 al my frndz who helped 2 create such memories,thank u 4 being a part of it..miss u all.
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Dedicated 2 all Science Studnts *Fact Of thr Lyf* tumne bhot khushi khushi 11th me Science Li..
Aur uske bad..
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Aur uske baad Science ne tumhari Li
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V had many options for die
POISON
HANGIN BY NECK
JUMPG FRM A BUILDG COMG UNDER A TRAIN,
V choose. EDUCATION!
Tadap Tadap k Marenge!
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Que. EK GHANTA PADHNE...
Aur 1 GHANTA NHI PADHNE SE KYA FARAQ PADTA HAI...?
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Ans. GHANTA FARAQ PADTA HAI...!!
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Master- Bam gire to kaha chupoge?
Student- Machardani me.
Master- Kyu?
Student- Jab usme itne chote machar nahi ghus pate, To itna bada bum kaha se ghusega.
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Finaly hamara break up ho gaya hai......
Me&my
Books
Qki
Ham ek doosre ko samajh nahi paye
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Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book ?
Student: 2 Books
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Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books ?
Student: 4 Books
... Teacher: (now i'll ask U a tough 1)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books ?? :x
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Student: ..LIBRARY
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