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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe.
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Today's PJ's
1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo'
2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka time hai.."
3. I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.
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Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.
4. Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain
Sochoo
KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.
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Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by
Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!
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Behan- Ladka kaisa hai ?
Bhai- ladka acha hai inginiyar hai,
Dekhne mai film ka hero lagta hai..
Behan - konsi film ka ??
Bhai - paa..!
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Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
Usne wo pee li.
Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur
katrina behosh ho gayi...
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Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai....
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Itna Pyar Paya Hai Apse,
Us Se Jyada Pane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Na Jane Vo Kaun Si Khubi Hai Apme,
Ki Apse Dosti Nibhane Ko Ji Chahta Hai.
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Kya Jaane Kab Maut Ko Paigaam Aa Jaye
Na Jaane Kab Zindagi Ki Shaam Ho Jaye
E Dost Mujhe Us Din Ka Intzaar Hai
Jab Yeh Zindagi Tumhare Kaam Aa Jaye.
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Kash Jate Hue Waqt Ko Rok Pate,
Dosti Me Bitaya Har Lamha Jod Pate,
Na Jane Kitni Yadain Dosto Ne Di Humai,
Kash Unke Liye Zindegi Pichhe Mod Pate.
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Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo,
N after that just say sorry..
But actually people don’t
Know the deep meaning of sorry.!!
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I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near.
I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here.
I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I'm sorry I love you, I can’t help it.
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Hey there! Sending your way Birthday wishes for a beautiful year ahead. May your lucky stars continue to shine and make all your dreams come true. Enjoy your day with all the pleasures it has in store
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You are a wonderful source of joy… May your special day bring you an extra share of everything which makes you the happiest in the world. Happy Birthday Dear Friend.
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Ek Newspaper Me Chhapa
Ki:"50%ladkiya Bewkoof Hoti Hai".
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Is Baat Par Ladkiyo Ne Khub Halla Machaya..
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Fir Next Day Jab Ye Chapa K"50%
Ladkiya Bewkoof Nahi Hoti".
Tab Jakar Ladkiya Shant Hui.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”
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FiLL iN THE BLANKS:
__LANDPAR__ CHOOT.
Any Idea?
NO!
Don't Think Wried!
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Answer is
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PTCL LAND LINE PAR 50% CHOOT.
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Aapse Milne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
Mann Ko Samjhaya To Dil Tadap Raha Hai...
Dil Ko Bataya To Ankhein Ro Padi,
Ushe Chup Karaya To Sanse Bol Padi..
" I Miss U"!
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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else.
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Using the bathroom in the middle of an interview
Sweaty palms as you will have to shake hands
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Chewing Gum / Eating Candy
Looking at the clock / watch
Answering your cell phone / Leaving your cell phone on
Smoking even if the interviewer asks you to
Speaking too loudly
Getting angry or frustrated
Sitting too close to the interviewer
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Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.!
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Words By A True Friend:
"My Care Will Be In The Heart,
Not In Words"
"My Anger Will Be In The Words,
Not In The Heart".
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Masti "Doston" Me Hoti Hai "Life" Me Nahi
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Bhakti "Man"me Hoti Hai "Mandir" Me Nahi
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Aap Bhi Jaan Lo, Dosti "Sms" Karne Se Badhti Hai
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"Sms" Padhne Se Nahi.
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Nice Lines While Watching Old Photos Of Friends.
"We Didnt Realise We Were Making Memories.
We Just Thought We Were Having Fun
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Dosti Phoolon Say Karo Gay To Mehak Jao Ga,
Asman Sa Karo Gay To Bikhar Jao Gay,
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Kisi Say Karo Gay To Gham Pao Gay.
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Hum Say Karo Gay To Wafa Pao Gay.
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Itna Pyar Paya Hai Apse,
Us Se Jyada Pane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Na Jane Vo Kaun Si Khubi Hai Apme,
Ki Apse Dosti Nibhane Ko Ji Chahta Hai.
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Kash Jate Hue Waqt Ko Rok Pate,
Dosti Me Bitaya Har Lamha Jod Pate,
Na Jane Kitni Yadain Dosto Ne Di Humai,
Kash Unke Liye Zindegi Pichhe Mod Pate.
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Dosto Ki Bhavnaaye.. :D
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Expression Of Happiness:"
1st Frnd:"Oye Meri Gf Ban Gyi,
2nd Frnd:"hatt Saale Jhuta,
Shakal Dekhi Hai Apni..
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Expression Of Anger:"
1st:"abey Saale Fir Pitt Ke Aa Gaya..
2nd:"abey Aankho Me Dhul Chali Gayi
Varna Muh Tod Deta Saale Ka..
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Expression Of Party In Together..
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1st:"aur Kamine Treat Kab De Raha Hai.. ??
2nd:"kyo Tere Baap Ki Shadi Hai Kya.. ??
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Expression Of Help..
1st:"oye Yaar Zara Vaha Chaliyo..
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2nd:"pahle Bata Kuch Khilayega Kya.. ?? :P
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Nahi Pata Tha Ki Zindgi Me
Aapsa Koi Dost Aayega,
Lekin Agar Khuda Ne Bakshi Zindgi Dobara,
To Aapki Kasam
Wapas Ye Dil Apki Hi Dosti Chahega.
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Message Karne Se Jo Darte Hai.
Call Karne Par Jo Marte Hai.
Badluck Dekho Hamara.
Aise Kanjus Dost
Hamare Hi Palle Padte Hain.
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Sapno Mei Aane Wale Tera Shukria,
Dil Ko Behlane Wale Tera Shukria,
Kaun Karte Hai,
Aaj Zamane Mei Itni Dosti?
Hame Dost Kehne Wale Tera Shukria..!!
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Nazre Usse Milau To Sharminda Na Krde.
Izhar Karu To Inkar Na Krde.
Meri Lash K Pas Na Bithana Use Yaaro
Darr He Wo Chhukar Muje Zinda Na Krde.
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Aap Khubsurat Hain Itne,
Ke Har Shakhs Ki Zuban Par Aap Hi Ka Tarana Hai,
Hum Nacheez To Kahan Kisi Ke Kaabil,
Aur Aapka To Khuda Bhi Diwana Hai.
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jisme yad na aaye o tanhai kis kam ki
jisme riste na bane o khudai kis kam ki
besak ensan ko unchai par jana ha
par jaha se apne na dikhe o uchai kis kam ki.
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Gustakhi Ye Hai Hamari..
Har Kisi Se Rishta Jod Lete Hai..
Log Kehte Hai Mera Dil Pathar Ka Hai..
Lekin..aye Dost..kuch Log Aise Bhi Hai Jo Ise Bhi Tod Dete Hai
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Jo sms ko padh raha h use dunia ki hr khushi dena Qki kuchh log HMESHA MUSKRATE HUE ACHCHHE LAGTE H. He....
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Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye..
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Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye..
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GOA Se Apke Liye Rista Aya H
Bap Hardware Me
Maa Software Me
Bhai Footwear Me
Ladki Sirf Underwear Me H
Chlega to Jwab Do Vrna
Forwrd Krke Dusre ko Moka do.
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Cute secretory came
Out angrily out of Boss cabin.
Friend asked:
What happend?
She:He asked R U free tonight?
I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type
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