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Zarurat Nhi Aaj Mohabbat Ki Hame,

Zarurat Nhi Aaj Mohabbat Ki Hame,
Kal Jab Thi Tab Use Ghurur Tha,
Hum Hi Naye The Ishq K Shahar Me Jo Na Jaan Paye,
K Uska Ghar To Bewafai K Liye Mashhur Tha.!

Nov,11 2014
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Bikta H Gum Hasi K Bazar Me.

Bikta H Gum Hasi K Bazar Me.
Lakho Dard Chhipe Hote H Ek Chhote Se Inkar Me.
Wo Kya Samjh Payenge Pyar Ki Kashis Ko.
Jinhone Fark Hi Ni Samjha Pasand Or Pyar Me.

Nov,11 2014
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Ab Tere Aane Ka Kya Faida.

Ab Tere Aane Ka Kya Faida.
Ab To Mujhe Akele Jine Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai.

Nov,11 2014
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Naam To Likh Doon Har Jagah Uska,

Naam To Likh Doon Har Jagah Uska,
Magar Fir Khayal Aata Hai,
Maasoom Hai Meri Jaan, Kahin
Badnaam Na Ho Jaaye, Ab To Barisho
Me Bhi Unhe Hamari Yaad Nahi
Aati, Jo Kabhi Baadlo Ke Garajne
Se Hamse Lipat Jaaya Karti Thi.

Nov,11 2014
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Kabhi Hum Tute Toh Kabhi Khwab Tute Naa

Kabhi Hum Tute Toh Kabhi Khwab Tute Naa,
Jane Kitne Tukdo Me Armaan Tute
Har Tukda Ek Aaina Hain Zindagi Ka
Har Aaine Ke Sath Lakho Jazbat Tute.

Nov,11 2014
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Iss Shaher Mai Baarish Ab Tu

Iss Shaher Mai Baarish Ab Tu
Hi Laa Sakti Hai..
_Ae Jaan_
Kyuki Jab Jab Hum Bichde
Hai
Baarish Hoti Hai.

Nov,11 2014
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Kabhi Logo Ko Hum Pasand

Kabhi Logo Ko Hum Pasand
Nahi Aate The.
Dill Kya Tuta Logo Ko Ab
Humara Har Ek Lawj Pasand Aane Laga.

Nov,11 2014
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Rajanikanth does not know where you live,

Rajanikanth does not know where you live,
but he knows where you will die.

Nov,10 2014
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There is no such thing as global warming.

There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Nov,10 2014
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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.

Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

Nov,10 2014
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When Rajnikanth is asked

When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know,
he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

Nov,10 2014
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Rajinikanth is a weapon

Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

Nov,10 2014
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..

Nov,10 2014
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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne

1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,,


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Takat Pane K Liye
Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..

Nov,10 2014
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When I was in school,

When I was in school,
someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it.
"OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..!
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By:Rajnikant..!

Nov,10 2014
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Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,

Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,

knolege hai,

dimag hai

paisa hai,

tumhare pas kya hai ?

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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.

Nov,10 2014
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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G.

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajinikanth nahi hota yaar 
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Ans: It's Anil kapoor.!
aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

Nov,10 2014
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Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF

Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?

Nov,10 2014
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Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus.

1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus.
2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem.
3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford.
4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him.
5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious

Nov,10 2014
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Do u know y their is earthquake

Do u know y their is earthquake
in japan frequently.
Bcoz rajnikant lost his mobile in
japan which was on vibration mode.

Nov,10 2014
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Girl:"kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..

Girl:"kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..
Boy:"haa
Girl:"to Phir Mujhe Chand, Tare,
Duniya Ki Saari Daulat, Khushiya Do.
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Boy:"tera Ashiq Hu Kamini Rajnikant Ka Beta Nhi.

Nov,10 2014
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Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi.

Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi.
Sagar Se Gahara Koi Nahi.
Aab Aapki Kya Tarif Karu...
Dost Me Aap Jaisa...
Nalayak Koi Nahi!

Nov,10 2014
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Log Ishq Kartay Hain Baray Shor Kay Sath,

Log Ishq Kartay Hain Baray Shor Kay Sath,
Humne Bhi Kia Bare Zor Kay Sath,
Lakin Ab Karain Gay Thoray Ghor Kay Sath,
Kyunke Kal Usay Dekha Kisi Aur Kay Sath.

Nov,10 2014
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Woh Raishmi Balon Wali, Bhoori Ankhon Wali

Woh Raishmi Balon Wali, Bhoori Ankhon Wali,
Komal Hathon Or Naram Pairon Wali,
Matakti Hoi Andhairay Main,
Tumharay Paas Ayegi Aur Dheeray Sai Bolegi.
"Maiyooon"..

Nov,10 2014
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Kia Howa Jo Us Nay Apnay Hathon Main Racha Li Mahendi,

Kia Howa Jo Us Nay Apnay Hathon Main Racha Li Mahendi,
Ab Hum Bhi Sehra Bandhwain Gay,
Hamain Pata Tha Woh Hamaray Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
Ab Us Ki Choti Behan Ko Phasain Gay..

Nov,10 2014
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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill..

I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill..
So, Please Don't Look At Me.
I Don't Wanna See You Die.!!!

Nov,10 2014
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Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin

Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin 
Lilly All Flowers R Sweet But They Have No
Comparison With U, Kyun K Gobhi K Phool Ki Baat Hi Alag Hai.

Nov,10 2014
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If Sumone Calls U Crazy,

If Sumone Calls U Crazy,
Don't Mind, If Sumone Calls U Duffer,Relax,
if Sumone Calls U Stupid Be Cool,
But If Sumone Calls U "Cute".
Lagana Thappar Os Pagal Ke Monh Pe,
Mazak Ki B Koi Hud Hoti Hai.

Nov,10 2014
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GIRLZ OF 1995

GIRLZ OF 1995* "AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"
GIRLZ OF 2011* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.

Nov,10 2014
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Aaj Ka Sawal:

Aaj Ka Sawal:
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai..
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai...

Nov,10 2014
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Aik Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye Aik Larki Jo Pyar

Aik Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye Aik Larki Jo Pyar
De Aik Larki Jo Acha Khana Banae Aik Larki
Jo Uski Khidmat Kare Aur Ye Teeno Larkiyan
Apas Mein Kabhi Na Mil Sake.

Nov,10 2014
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Think Big,

Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It's too long for you.
So, in short "Just Think About Me".

Nov,10 2014
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Difference between good girls

Difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.

Nov,10 2014
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........

Nov,10 2014
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It takes a strong heart to love.

It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue
to love after it has been hurt...

Nov,10 2014
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Those who can't have u hate you,

Those who can't have u hate you,
those who have you can't handle you,
those who abuse you lose you, &
then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

Nov,10 2014
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Those who can't have u hate you,

Those who can't have u hate you,
those who have you can't handle you,
those who abuse you lose you, &
then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

Nov,10 2014
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When u r alone, When u r crying,

When u r alone, When u r crying,
when u r upset, Don't think of me!!
just call me B'coz incoming is free for me...

Nov,10 2014
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your five qualities

your five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti.

Nov,10 2014
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The air we breath keep us alive,

The air we breath keep us alive,
But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us.
Don't worry cause
I will be willing to hold my breath
even for a million years just to see you alive,,,,

Nov,10 2014
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Baby you're like a student and

Baby you're like a student and
I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems.

Nov,10 2014
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I wanna hold you close

I wanna hold you close
Under the rain
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I wanna kiss your smile
And feel the pain
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I know what's beautiful Looking at you
In a world of lies You are the truth.

Nov,10 2014
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I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep.

I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I'll give u two kisses to dream.
I'll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Nov,10 2014
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Premika - main Maa Banne wali hun

Premika - main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi - kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika - Bakvas nahi,
me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.

Nov,10 2014
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Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING.

Nov,10 2014
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KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
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KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
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KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
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TO..
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TO,
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TO..
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TO..
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TO..
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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...

Nov,10 2014
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If you are in tension,

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Nov,10 2014
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Faith makes all things possible,

Faith makes all things possible,
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!

Nov,10 2014
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If you would see yourself the way I do,

If you would see yourself the way I do,
you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...

Nov,10 2014
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swapn Ma Yad Na Aave To Saru

swapn Ma Yad Na Aave To Saru
Dil Ma Fari Dard Na Upde To Saru
Thakyo Teni Rah Joine Have
Aa Dil Pan Boli UthyuTe Have Kyarey Na Aave To saru!

Nov,10 2014
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