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Dont let the past hold you back you are missing the good stuf.
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Saari raat guzar jaati hai
bas isi kashmakash main ke!!
Razai lambi
kidhar se hai aur choti kidhar se!!!
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Life is XXX
Yesterday is Xperience,
Today is Xperiment,
Tomorrow is Xpectation..
So, use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectation…!
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Why do we say
“pyaar mein gir gaya”??
Bcoz if we say
“pyaar mein khada ho gaya”
toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...
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Kaise hote hai har pal Muskurane wale,
Sab raaz hote nahi Batane wale.!
Kabhi tanhaiyo me aakar dekhna,
Kaise rote hai sabko Hasane wale…
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Chalo bikharne dete hai zindagi ko
Sambhaalne ki bhi to ek hadd hoti hai.
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Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Luv is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
only My Luv is TRUE
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Re-reading some parts of a novel just read..!!
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1 Ladka Ladki ka picha ker raha tha
GIRL- Tumhe pata hai piche meri ma aa rahi hai,
BOY- Hum to khandani Aashik hai teri ma ke piche mera Baap bhi aa raha hai
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How to make a right decision?
1) Pehle dil ki suno
2) Phir dimag ki..
3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!
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Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.
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KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal
Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne
Wale group Ka Naam Batao..?
Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye..
Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.
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I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
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Har Khushi Se Khoobsorat Teri Sham Kardon.
Apna Balance aur Sim Tere Naam Kardon.
Mil Jaye Agar 1 Bar Teri Girlfriend.
Chummiyan Le Le kar Uske Gaal Laal Kardon.
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PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY
PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY
KISSING THEM are the Boy's DUTY.
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Apni Sanso Me Mehkta Paya Hai Aapko,
Kyu Na Kare Shiddat Se Yaad Aapko,
Jab Humare Pyar Ke Liye Hi..
Khuda Ne Banaya Hai Aapko..!!
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Apni Sanso Me Mehkta Paya Hai Aapko,
Kyu Na Kare Shiddat Se Yaad Aapko,
Jab Humare Pyar Ke Liye Hi..
Khuda Ne Banaya Hai Aapko..!!
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Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?
Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..!
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छोटा बच्चा अपने माँ से: माँ मुझे सुसु लगा है जल्दी से मेरी पेंट उतारो?
माँ: हे भगवान! यह भी क्या ज़िन्दगी हैं! दिन में इसकी पेंट उतारो और रात को इसके बाप की!
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Dur se dekhaa to kuchh dikha nahi....
Dur se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi..
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Khalsa Mero Roop Hai Khas;
Khalse Main Haun Karaun Niwas;
Khalsa Mero Mukh Hai Anga;
Khalse Ke Haun Sadha Sadha Sanga!
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Hindi Mother tongue hai, father tongue kyun nahi ?
Hindi hamari matribhasha hai, pitrabhasha kyun nahi?
Kyunki,Mataji ne Pitaji ko kabhi bolne hi nahin diya…!
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Ladkiyo ki Chahat – Salman Khan ya Virat Kohli
Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhiSalman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant meinInki shaadi…
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Jethalal se hi honi hai!
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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!
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Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo ?
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Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai
Father: “Kar le beta, phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achchhi lagengi
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Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!
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Uske doston se bolo ki tumhare peeche to ladkon ki line lagi hai lekin tum shayad us ladke ko pasand karti ho. Jab ye baat ghoom phirkar us ladke tak pahunchegi to ismein uske doston ne itna mirch masala laga diya hoga ki tumhara kaam ban jaayega.
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Bittoo: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Bittoo: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
BITTOO : Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
BITTOO : Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
BITTOO : Oho ok, So you have no brain
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Tujhe khawabon se koyi dur na kare,
Tujh se narazgi ki koyi bhool na kare,
Har sheesha tere chehre ka gulam ho jaye
Varna tut jaye wo aaina jo tujhe qabool na kare.
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Ek bhootni baal katwane gayi, insaan ke vesh mein..
Bhootni: Baal katwane hain…
Naai (Salon): baad mein aana, abhi busy hoon..
tabhi.. bhotni ka jawab sunkar naai beshosh!!
Aisa kya kaha bhootni ne, ki wo behosh ho gaya?
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Mundi rakhkar jaa rahi hoon Step-Cut kar dena… Baad mein le jaunga!!
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Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.
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Pyar aa jaata hai aankho mein,
Rone se pehle,
Har khwab toot jaata hai sone se pehle,
Ishq hey gunah ye to samajh gaya
Kash koi rok leta ye gunah hone se pehle!
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Bekar ki Zindgi hum jiya nahi karte,
Expire honewali Dosti hum kiya nahi karte..
Mere SMS aapko Lifetime tak milenge,
Kyuki reply ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte.
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संता और बंता एक बार अंग्रेजी में कोई फॉर्म भर रहे थे। उसमें एक कॉलम था- जोडिएक साइन। बंता को इसका मतलब नहीं पता था तो उसने संता के फॉर्म में देखा।
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संता: यार...एक बात बता, शादी और फोन में कौन सी बात एक जैसी होती है?
बंता: मुझे नहीं पता, तू ही बता दें।
संता: यही कि शादी में भी कभी-कभी गलत नंबर लग जाता है!
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अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड की तारीफ करें और बातों-बातों में यह जरूर कहे कि वह खूबसूरत है।
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अगर आप उनसे कही मिले और उनके साथ में उनके पेरेंट्स हो तो उनके पांव (चरण) छुए. लड़की तुरंत आपसे इम्प्रेस होगी (अगर लड़की जानपेहचन वाली हो उसी स्थिति में ही).
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Aaj unhe fursat nahi humse baat karne ki,
Ye zindagi gujar gayi unki fariyaad kar k,
Wo aaye humari mout pe,to keh dena,
Abhi soye hai aapko yaad kar k.
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A true and caring relation doesn`t have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the Indian festival of Holi with lot of fun.
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May God paint the canvas of your life with the most vibrant colours and sparkle joy at every step of your beautiful life.
Happy Holi!
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Aaj Mubarak Kal Mubarak, Holi Ka Har Pal Mubarak;
Rang Birangi Holi Mein, Mera Bhi Pyara Rang Mubarak.
Wishing you and your family a very happy and colourful Holi!
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Be Ready, You Can Not Skip Being
Colored By Me This Time, Don’t Just
Lock Your Self Up On The Day And
Holi Hard, It Comes Once In A Year
And Make The Most Of It, So Please,
Play With Me, I Wish You My Hearty
Best Wishes For The Holi Festival.
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Is Holi Me Tere Gaalon Pe
Gulaal Lagana Hai, Tujhe
Sunhere Rango Me Bhigana Hai
Tujhe Apni Baahon Me Utha
Ke, Mere Honto Ko Tere Honto
Se Milana Hai
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Being In Relation,Tough Task
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Pahle apni GF ko dusre ki Najar se Bachao
fir
Dusre ki GF ko apni Najar se BachaO.
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Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
aap to muh bi nahi dhote….
Ha ha ha..
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Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands..
First friend: Which paper was it??
Second friend: I guess it was maths…not sure
1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper??
2nd: NO, I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator....!!!
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White rose is for purity;
Orange is for desire;
Pink is for gratitude;
Peach is for appreciation;
And Yellow is for friendship.
But I chose Red rose for you which symbolizes love.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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