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Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H,
ek Badal Se Badi Aas Laga Rkhi H,
Teri Ankho Ki Kasish Keise Tuje Samjhau,
In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Udaa Rakhi.
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Ek chor Santa jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga.
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Santa : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai.
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When I Am Happy With You, It is A Good Day.
When I Quarrel With You,
It is A Bad Day.
So I Always Pray God To Grant A Good Day.
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Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye Bane Boyfriend Se Puchha.
Girl: Jab Tum Log Girls Ko I Love You Kehte Ho, To Un Ka Haath Kyun Pakad Lete Ho.
Boy: Bass Apni Hifaazat Ke Liye, Kahi Ladki Thapar Na Maar De.
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Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khatt Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khatt Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
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Lie face up on the bed with your legs straight up in the air. Your man kneels on the bed behind you, holds onto your legs for leverage and thrusts.
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Boy: Rat ka kya plan h?
Girl: Nthing, just night with kapil.
Yoy: Kya?
Girl: Opps sry i mean comedy night with kapil.
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2 sardar ja rahe the.
Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
1st SARDAR Chalo fifty Fifty le lete he.
2nd sardar Baki 900 ka kya karege.
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Dual heart attack msg by a girl,
To her boy frend,
1st msg: Lets break up now.
Its all over.
2nd msg: Sorry Sorry.
That was not for u.
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Why should I hire you?
Answer: Try to know the interviewer’s greatest needs and demands, this question will give you advantage over other candidates and give him best facts for hiring you than someone else.
Why did you leave your last job?
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Budhi Mahila: Yamraj Ji, Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Bidhiya dimag mat chaat, March mein closing thi, Target poora karna tha.
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Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: kyun?
Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: kyun?
Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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Aasma me kaali ghata chhaai he,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai he,
Sab kehte hey sudhar ja,
Par kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi he.
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Madam: Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral.
Pappu: Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi,
Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.
Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni.
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She: Heyyy! Where Are U From?
What Do U Do? Job Or Study?
What Are Ur Hobbies?
Whats Ur Age?
Reply Na Please.
Me: Tera E-mail Address De Resume Sends Karta Hu.
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Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else,
They will burn them with kerosene.
Plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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Not only will this leave your brain sharp and your memory functioning,
you will also have a huge library of quotes to bust out at any moment.
Poetry, sayings and philosophies are your best options.
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Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen." -Michael Jordan
Life is short, and it is here to be lived." -Kate Winslet
Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso
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Love is that ocean,
In which if you drown,
You won't call for help Because,
Its the suicide That,
You have committed,
To begin another Beautiful life.
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Love is that ocean,
In which if you drown,
You won't call for help Because,
Its the suicide That,
You have committed,
To begin another Beautiful life.
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Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai.
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Girl- Main jab bhi phone kerti hu tum Shaving ker rahe hote ho.
Din me kitni baar shaving kerte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAYI hun.
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Teacher: Isko hindi mein translate karo,
See friends a beautiful girl is standing there
Student: Woh dekho kamino tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai.
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Samandar Ki Khamosi Uski Gehrayi Batati Hai,
Dosto Ki Kami Apni Tanhayi Batati Hai.
Vaise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,
Par Unki Kimat Unki Judayi Batati Hai.
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Ujadi huyi duniya ko tu aabaad na kar,
Beete huye lamho ko tu yaad naa kar,
Ek qaid parinde ne yeh kaha humse,
Main bhul chuka hu udna muje azaad na kr.
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1.I feel like I'm on an emotional roller coaster.
2.During tough times, I am more prone to unhealthy behaviors (abusing drugs or alcohol, eating unhealthy foods, getting less sleep).
3.I feel uneasy in situations where I am expected to display physical affection.
4.I present myself in ways that are very different from who I really am.
5.I procrastinate on matters relevant to work.
6.I break promises.
7.I lose important things/documents.
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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi
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1 Kabutar ne sardar kay uper bitth kar di.
Sardar: Oye teri maa ne tainu kacha pauna nahi sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saliya tu kacha pehan kay kerta hai?
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Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gour Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta - Kya Dekh Raha He??
Santa - Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ye Barf Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He.
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Hamari dosti ki umar hum se bhi zyada hogi,
Tumhari har aawaz hamare liye wada hogi
Tum bhi sun lo kaan khol key,
Jisne dosti pehle tori uski pitai b sbse zyada hogi
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I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid,
And I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.”
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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Everyone needs a coach. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player.
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GIRL-“I want to end our Relationship.
I m going to return evrything u gav me”
BOY- “Ok… then, Let’s Start wid
Hugs & Kisses.
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kush na kaha,
bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi!!
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Even the slightest touch can make a woman feel special. Make sure it's a respectful and gentle touch, and not one that's overly sexual or suggestive.
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Girls want guys to show them affection because it tells her that you care about her, and that you're willing to show that love in a public way. It doesn't always have to be public (PDA), but get used to the idea, because she wants other people to see how much you love her, so don't be afraid to kiss her or hold her hand in public.
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The girls that you feel closer than other that’s make you laugh, impress you on some point, care you more than others and many more. So these are some symptoms you find in the girl nearby you. So from this point you can find your girl and that’s time to start flirt with her.
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2 Ladkiya Bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye..
Bas fir kya.. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.
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Respect those friends
who find time for u in their busy schedule..
But really love those friends
who never SEE their schedule when u NEED them..
GOOD MORNING
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Birthday candles,
birthday cake,
Birthday song,
and presents, too...
Lots of birthday wishes For the birthday girl--that's you!
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Turmeric and curd have medicinal properties. This will not only treat your pimples, but also give leave you with a squeaky clean, radiant and fairer skin.
To use:
1.Mix the two and form a paste.
2.Apply this evenly to your face regularly.
3.Keep it on for about 15 to 20 minutes
4.Wash off thoroughly.
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