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Jab bhi tum usse milo to hamesha uske haal chaal poocha karo, saath mein ghar parivaar ki bhi 2-4 baaten kiya karo. Jitna jyada apnapan dikhaoge utne hi fatafat wo tumhari apni ban jayegi.
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
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Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le..
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Kab Unki Aankho Se Izhar Hoga
Dil Ke Kisi Kone Mei Hamare Liye Pyar Hoga
Guzar Rahi He Raat Unki Yaad Me
Kabi to Unko Bhi Hamara Intzar Hoga..!
God Night!!!
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Tujh ko paa kar bhi kabhi to khona tha,
ye hadsa mere saath kabhi to hona tha,
wo tod kar aksar dil mera mujhe jodta tha,
jaise main us ke haath ka koi khilona tha.
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Normal people: Go to sleep at 11 pm.
Engineers:
11 : Lighter hai kya?
12: Maggi
1: Coffee
2: Sutta
3: Chai
4: Chai-Sutta
5: Youtube
6: Oh Bhencho! Subah ho gayi
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Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ...........
happy b'day 2 u....
Hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes come true.
Enjoy today with joy...!
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Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khus kiya ab aap humko khus kar do. Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola, Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
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The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
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Tell Me How To Win Your Heart ?
For I Haven t Got
A Clue
But
Let Me Start
By Saying
I Love You
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Kabhi kabhi crime patrol dekh ke doubt hota hai ki INDIAN POLICE itna kam karti hai ya nahi?
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Shayari likhna kaun jaane,
Shayari to khud-ba-khud ban jaati hai,
Jab dil bhar aata hai to,
Kalam khud-ba-khud chal jaati hai.
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Kis Kis Ne Dil Toda Yaad Nahi
Kis Kis Ne Gardish Me Chhoda Yaad Nahi
Jin Se Thi Ummide Wafa Aakhir Tak
Usne Bhi Kya Keh Ke Muh Moda Yaad Nahi.
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Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
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Hawao mein aap
Fizao mein aap
Baharo mein aap
Dhop mein aap
Chaaon mein aap
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
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Hawao mein aap
Fizao mein aap
Baharo mein aap
Dhop mein aap
Chaaon mein aap
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
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To new beginnings.
Have a healthy happy & fulfilling new year 2015.
May all your troubles be as
Short-lived as your new year resolutions.
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May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout.
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Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa 6 Tyre
Teacher: How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k G.M.
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Aisa nahi ke
har khusi mujhse begani hai
par dil nahi manta ke
tere bina bhi koi zindegani hai.
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Pyaar Karte Hain Tumse Kitna Kabhi Dikha Na Sake,
Tum Kya Ho Hamare Liye Yeh Kabhi Bata Na Sake,
Kya Hu Jo Aaj Tum Sath Nahi Ho Fir Bhi,
Tumhari Kisi Bhi Yaad Ko Hum Bhula Na Sake.
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If yesterday was a good day, don’t stop. Maybe your winning streak has just begun. Good morning.
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The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.
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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value
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Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?
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50% of boys watch Comedy Nights with Kapil
just to see the girls sitting behind Navjot Singh
Sidhu.
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Yun durr reh kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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2 Ladkiya Bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye..
Bas fir kya.. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.
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Contributing to entropy since 1994.
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Ladkiyon Ko Kabhi Bhi Ghur Kar Naa Dekhe Balki Unhe Hamesha Pyaar Bhari Nazaron Se Hi Dekhe, Ladki Aapki Diwani Ho Jayegi.
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Aap Jab Bhi Unse Mile Unhe Hi Yaa Hello Yaa Shake Hand Karna Na Bhule, Isse Apna Pan Badata Jayega.
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Palko Se Raaste Ke Kaante Hatha Denge..
Phool To Kya Hum Apna Dil Bicha Denge..
Tutne Na Denge Hum Is Pyar Ko Kabhi..
Badle Me Hum Khud Ko Mita Denge !!
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Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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December 21, 2012,
I want to get a text message saying,
"If the world ends today, I want you to know 'I love you
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Hath Zakhmi Hue To Kuch Apni Hi Khata Thi,
Aey Dost
Lakeeron Ko Mitana Chaha Kisi Ko Paane K Liye.
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The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!
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The Habits That Make You Happy..
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i promise… No more you
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Sharabi Hawa mein COIN Uchaalkar Bola:
Head Aaya To WISKHEY,
Tail Aaya To Vodka
Coin Zameen per Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
Coin Hawa mein raha to DARU BAND
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Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Socho..
Ans:
Chain ki Saans…
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