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Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai.
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai.
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna.
Q Ke,
Har Ladki Ka FIGURE Alag Hota Hai.
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Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
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Zindagi bhar ke liyein tera sath nibhana chaahte hain,
Tumhari in ankho me sada ke liye bas jana chahte hai Chahte is dil ki,
na jane humse kya kya chahati hain?
Nazar bhar tumhe dekhkar,
tum pr mar jana chahte h.
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Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.
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Rajni Rajni,
Yes PAPA,
Eating Sugar,
No PAPA,
Telling Lies,
No PAPA,
Open your mouth,
Yenna Rascalla Mind It.
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College ke first day,
Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.
Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN.
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Uske siwa koi mere jazbaat mein nahi,
Aankho mein jo nami hai wo barsaat me nahi,
Paane ki use koshish bahut ki magar ae dosto,
Wo ek lakeer hai jo mere haath mein nahi.
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BOY to GIRL- Koi Aisi baat kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Aur
Khushi Bhi
Girl: I love U BHAI
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Beta: Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho Vaise Dadaji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya?
Papa- Bilkul Marte The
Beta- Toh Yeh Khandani Gundagardi Kab Tak Chalegi..
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Wo ladki chahe jo kuch bhi status update kare, uske har status/photo ityadi mein tumhara like aur comment avashya hona chahiye.
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When Someone Touches You & You Dont Feel It, Its Ignorance.
When Someone Touches You & You Feel It, Its Love.
When Nobody Touches You But You Feel It, Its Khujli.
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Santa: Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?
Banta: It does not go anywhere.
It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.
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Khushiyo Par Fizao Ka Pehra Na Jane Kis,
Umeed Pe Dil Thahra Teri Ankho Se Jhalakte,
Dard Ki Kasam Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Mahobbat Se Gahra.
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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai.
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon.
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
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Girlfriend: Would You Like To See Magic.
Boyfriend: Ofcourse sweetheart.
Girlfriend: Whooshhw
You Are Single Now.
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab.
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Udas Lamho Ka Na Koi MaLaL Rakhna,
Tufan Me Bhi Wajud SambhaLe Rakhna,
Hamare Liye,
Shart E Zindagi Tum Ho,
Humare Khatir Hi sahi Apna KhayaL Rakhna.
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Lost time is never found again
Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it.
The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.
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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
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Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi,
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.
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Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?
Santa: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?
Santa: Illegal.
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LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT.
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Unse achi achi bate kare. Apki bato me unhe apka pyar dikhna chahia. Uske akho me akhe dalkar orh smile karte hua baat kare. Isse wo impress ho jayegi.
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Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai.
Saare Students Bankar ULLU.
Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai Sirf,
BABA JI KA THULLU.
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It Hurts to Breathe.
Because Every breathe I take,
Make me feel I can not Live without you.
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Deep to andhi mei bhi jala karte hain,
Phool to kanton mei bhi khila karte hain,
Kitne khusnaseeb hota hain wo,
Jinhe aap jaise pyare dost mila karte hain.
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Sachi hai meri dosti azmake dekhlo,
Kar k yakin mujhpe mere pass aake dekh lo,
Badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang,
Jitni bar dil kare aag laga kar dekhlo.
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Relations Are Like A Bird,
If U Catch Tightly It Dies.
If U Catch It Loosely It Flies.
But If U Catch Affectionately.
It Remains With U forever.
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Kapil: Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo,
Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin badal paoge.
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Human brain is the most,
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling,
Its a computer, not a Husband.
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Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja: Bhejane wala mahaan,
padhane wala gadha.
Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai: Bhejane wala gadha,
padhane wala mahaan.
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Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai,
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke..
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue,
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.
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Lamhe ye sunehare kal ho na ho,
Dil mein aapke humare jagah ho na ho,
Rahegi salamat dosti hamari,
Chahe zindagi bhar hamari mulakat ho na ho.
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The reason why boys love their mom the most,
Just Becoz They Know,
There Is At least One Woman,
In This World Who Never Hurt Him.
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My eyes are hurting bcoz I can’t see yo, My arms are empty bcoz I can’t hold you,
My lips are cold bcoz I can’t kiss yo but, My heart is breaking bcoz I’m not with you!
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Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge.
Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge.
Sharafat se contact me rehna,
Warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or,
Rone bhi nhi denge.
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दिलोंकेबीचदूरीसेबड़ीदूरीनहींहोती
गरीबीसेबड़ीकोईभीमजबूरीनहींहोती
कभीकोईसिकन्दरहोकिअफलातूननेचाही
तमन्नाहरकिसीकीहरसमयपूरीनहींहोती
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Humare Chale jaane ke Baad..
Yeh Samandar Ki Ret Bhi Tumse Pucha Karegii..
"Kahan Chala Gaya Woh Shaqs...?
Jo Tanhaii Me Bas Tumhara hi naam likha karta tha...
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Zaroori toh nahi jo khushi de usi se
pyar ho..
Kyunki.. Sacchi Mohabbat toh
aksar dil todne wale se hi hoti hai...!!
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Kis Ne Kaha Tujhe Anzaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
Mere Dil Ke Ayine Me To Mahmaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
Pagal Ek Tujhe Hi To,
Bakhshi Hai Dil Ki Amaanat,
Ye Teri Saltanat Hai,
To Sultaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
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Mil Jaye Koi Naya To Hume Na Bhula Dena..
Koi Rulaye Tumhe To Hume Yaad Kar Lena..
Dost Rahenge Umar Bhar Tumhare..
Tumhari Khushi Na Sahi Gam Hi Baat Lena.
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