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Kisi Ne Mujse Pucha : Tum Busy Hote Hue Bhi Subko
Msg Krne Ke Liye Time Kaise Nikal Lete Ho?
I Replied : Rishto Ko 'Value' Dena Sikho
Waqt' Apne Aap Mil Jayega.
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Santa : Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kya Naam Se Bulate Ho.
Banta : Google Darling
Santa :Y such Name,
Banta :1 Sawal, Karo 100 Jawab Deti He
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लड़की : बादल गरजे तोतेरी याद आती है
सावन आने सेतेरी याद आती है
बारिश की बुंदों में तेरी याद आती है
लड़का : पता है पता है तेरी छतरी मेरे पास पड़ी है लौटा दुंगा, मर मत
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Santa Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Par Pani Chidak Raha Tha.
Santa Intzaar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola.
Santa: Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Gobhi Tol De.
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Mohobbat Mein Akela Chhod Haya Wo Hame,
Apni Mohobbat Se Maar Gaya Wo Hame,
Karte The Yakeen Hum Khud Se Bhi Zyaada,
Wahi Jeete Jee Maar Gaya Hame.
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Student To God: Hazaaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Thi
Agar Pass Kar Deta To Kya Baat Thi
God: Girlfriend Thodi Kam Banata To Kya Baat Thi
Kitaabe To Saari Tere Paas Thi.
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Zindgi Se Chale Hai Elzam Lekar..
Bohot Jee Chuke Unka Naam Lekar....
Akele Bate Karenge Wo In Sitarose...
Jab Ham Chale Jayenge UnheYe Sara Aasma Deka
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जी भरके रोते है तो करार मिलता है,
इस जहां मे कहां सबको प्यार मिलता है,
जिंदगी गुजर जाती है इम्तिहानो के दौर से..
एक जख्म भरता है तो दूसरा तैयार मिलता है
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Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai
Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai
Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai
Or Agar Kisi Month Nahi Aayi To Samjho
Chud Gayi
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Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi.
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Gile Shikwe Na Dil Se Laga Lena..
Kabhi Maan Jana To Kabhi Manaa Lena..
Kal Ka Kya Pata Hum Ho Na Ho
Jab Mauka Mile Thoda Hass Lena Aur Hasaa Dena
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Dont Go Deep. If You Feel That Cntinued Deep Thrusting Will Bring On An All Too Auick Orgasm,
Try Penetrating Only The Lower Portion Of Her Vagina
In Other Words, Take More Shallow Thrusts Says Toyooka.
Also, Alternating Between Shallow And Deep
Thrusts Can Make You Last Longer, And Will Also Make The Experience A Lot More Fun.
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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi: Mooch Nahi Aayi,
Banta: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon.
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Santa: Yaar Tujhe Bus Me Thapad Kyo Pada,
Banta: Pata Ni Yaar Meri Photo Niche Gir Gayi Thi
Maine Kaha Bahenji Jara Saari Uppar Karna Photo Leni Hai.
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he is stupid may stand up.
Nobody stands up.
Teacher: Im sure there are some stupid students over here.
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: Ohh, Johnny you think you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No, i just feel bad that you are standing alone.
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Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.
Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola: 20 rupe.
Santa: Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe me nhi.
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Did you know you can undo almost any action? CTRL + Z is the ultimate hot key,
And for sure you knew about it already, however note that undo doesn’t just apply to typing.
If you accidentally delete or move a file, you can hit CTRL + Z to bring it right back to where it was.
In Chrome and Firefox you can also undo closing a tab using CTRL + SHIFT + T.
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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine I Love You,
Ka Msg Bheja Hai.
Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye,
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De.
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The Bachchans hold the Guinness World record for being the only,
Father son duo to have played reversed roles onscreen in Paa.
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Low levels of sunlight in the winter can cause our mood to darken.
Even when it’s cold outside, it pays to get some external light exposure in the winter,
Say during lunchtime. Another option is to invest in a sunlight simulating
Device and use this daily from October through to March.
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Ladkiyon Se Hamesha Romantic Mood Me Hi Baat Kare,
Aise Baat Kare Jisse Unhe Lage Ki Aap Ko,
Unse Baat Karke Bahut Hi Maza Aa Raha Hai.
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SANTA: Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA: Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.
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Tum haseen ho, gulab jaisi ho,
Bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho,
Hothon se lagakar pee jaun tumhe,
Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho.
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Ladko me ek panch line bahoot mashhur hai aur vah ye hai hansi to fansi.
Jab bhi vah ladka aapki taraf dekhe to javab me aap ek achchi se smile de de.
Yakeen maniye 75% kaam to ho hi jayega.
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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha.
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna.
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Teacher: Rohan Agar Tumhare Pass 10 Apple Hai Aur Tum 6 Pinki Ko Aur 4 Chinki Ko de do to tumhe kya milega Student:Sir Mujhe 2 new girlfriend Milengi.
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Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai
Muje Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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Teacher: Itne Din se Kaha The?
Student: Bird Flu ho Gya Tha
Teacher: Par ye to Birds Mein Hota Hai Insaano Mein Nahi
Student (Gusse mein) - Insaan Samjha hi Kahan Aapne... Roz to Murga Bana Deti ho.
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Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He.
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Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue saanp pe padi.
Santa: Sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
Mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
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Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via Bluetooth.
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Ladki patana hay to. Unko bar bar ghur ghur k mat dekho. Dekho najar milao dubara dekho najar milao aur next time mat dekho ladki khud he tumse baat karna chahegi aur wo bahana dhundegi tumse baat karne ki.
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Nawaz Sharif at Facebook HQ:
Nawaz: Mark, you have so many Indians engineers working at Facebook, do you also have any Pakistanis?
Mark: Yes of course!...
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Ahmad, two tea please!
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Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki,
Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye?
Jo Khushi De,
Ya Phir,
Jo Khushi Khushi De.
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Height Of Expressing.
Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald?
Girl With Mysterious Look, Asks: Why?
Boy: Because I m Loving it.
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Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye.
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Taking an interest in her life, job or anything else that she likes to talk about is a must for first date conversations.
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अक्लसठियाना - बुद्धिभ्रष्टहोना
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Snap crackle pop. (x3)
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भिखारी कुछ खाने को दे दे बेटा मैं बहुत लाचार हूँ
संता: देखने में तो हट्टे कट्टे हो फिर लाचार किससे हो
भिखारी: अपनी आदत से
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