Khushiyan Ho Overflow Masti Kabhi Na Ho Low,
Tumhari Holi Ho Ekdam Number 1,
Aur Aap Karo Whole Day Fun...
Holi Mubarak.
Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress.!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
सर-डिफाइन एनर्जी ?
संता- सर पूरा नहीं आता, थोड़ा लास्ट का आता है।बस
सर- ठीक है, जितना आता है उतना बोलो
संता- 'एण्ड डिश इज कॉल एनर्जी'.
एक चोर अमिर आदमी के घर में चोरी करने गया. तिजोरी पर लिखा था तिजोरी तोड़ने की जरूरत नही है। 452 नंबर दबा के सामने वाला लाल बटन दबाओ तिजोरी खुल जाएगी जैसे ही बटन दबा अलार्म बजा और पुलिस आ गई। जाते-जाते चोर सेठ से बोला : आज मेरा इंसानियत पर से विश्वास उठ गया है!!!
संता अपनी बिल्ली से तंग आकर उसे दूर छोड़ आए। घर आए, तो बिल्ली वापस आ चुकी थी। वह दूसरी बार छोड़ आए, और बिल्ली फिर वापस आ गई। तीसरी बार उसे बहुत दूर जंगल में छोड़कर आए। वापसी में अम्मा को फोन करके पूछा, क्या बिल्ली घर आ गई? अम्मा- हां संता- उसको भेज यहां, मैं रास्ता भूल गया हूं। -
Agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
Har Yaado Main Usi Ki Yaad Rehti Hai,
Meri Ankho Ko Usi Ki Talash Rehti Hai,
Kuch Tum Be Dua Karo Yaro,
Dosto Ki Dua Mai Farishto Ki Faryad Hoti Hai.
Kafi Arsa Beet Gaya Jane Ab Woh Kaisa Hoga,
Waqt Ki Sari Kerwi Batain Chup Chap Sehta Hoga,
Ab Bhi Bhegge Barish Mein Woh Ban K Chatri Chalta Hoga,
Mujhse Bichre Arsa Beeta Ab Wo Kis Se Larta Hoga,
Acha Tha Jo Sath Hi Rhete Baad Mein Os Ne Socha Hoga,
Apne Dil Ki Sari Baatain Khud Se Khud Hi Karta Hoga.
Sard mausam ka maza kitna alag sa hai,
Tanha raat mein intazaar kitna alag sa hain,
Dhund bani naqab, aur chupa lia sitaron ko,
Unki tanhaai ka ab ehsaas kitna alag sa hai.
Jis ladki ko aap patana chahte ho,
usse jab bhi milo to uski family ki khariyat,haal-chaal zaroor pucho isse bhi ladkiyan bahut impress hoti hain.
May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!
Peace from white, Power from red, Knowledge from yellow, Development from green, Love from pink. May this holi add all colors in your life. Happy Holi!
Peace from white, Power from red, Knowledge from yellow, Development from green, Love from pink. May this holi add all colors in your life. Happy Holi!
Festivals are founders of life and the Holi is the best exponent of it. So Enjoy the festival of colours with water. Happy Holi!
Celebrating the colours of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful Holi!
The festival of Holi is a time to reach out with the colours of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. Enjoy it with responsibility and with organic colours!
Happy Holi!
May our relationship fasten like the colours of the festival of Holi!
Happy Holi!
Let's play and celebrate Holi without any worry;
And let it bring out the child in us and enjoy and cherish this colourful festival.
Happy Holi!
On this beautiful festival of vibrancy and colours, let's reiterate our commitment to each other by sharing all the different shades of life!
Happy Holi!
If your mind is coloured about your relations and friends, colour them on the festival of colours to lift the colour of misunderstanding.
Have a colourful Holi!
Chahe Ho Yeh Feeka Ya Gahera;
Holi Ka Har Rang Kuchh Kehta Hai;
Gulaal Ka Rang Mujhe Maloom Nahi;
Par Rishto Ka Rang Pyaara Hota Hai!
Happy Holi!
May God bless you with all the beautiful colours of life:
Pink for Love and Beauty;
Red for Courage and Vitality;
Yellow for Joy and Happiness;
Blue for Spirituality and Peace;
Gold for Prosperity and Wisdom;
Green for Fertility and Well-being;
And White for Purity and Cleanliness!
Have a colourful Holi!
Oh Dear Holi Is Here Pinch Of
Red And A Pinch Of Green Joyful
Colors All Are Seen With Love
And With Happiness Wishes Of
Holi All I Mean Dear Wishing
ou A Colorful Joyful And Loaded
With Happiness.
Khushiyan Ho Overflow Masti Kabhi Na Ho Low,
Tumhari Holi Ho Ekdam Number 1,
Aur Aap Karo Whole Day Fun...
Holi Mubarak.
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
Friend: Bhai tu jaldi kaise uth jaata hai..
Reply : Set the honey singh's 'Vol.1' as the alarm tone.
U will certainly wake up before it started buzzing clearly...
Teri raho me humne chalna sikha,
teri yaado me humne jagna seekha,
par na mili wo yaaden aur na mili wo raahe,
jise humne kabhi apna samjha…
Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
It's hard to act as loving to one whom you really do not love.
But it's harder to act as not loving the person whom you really love!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Take your date back to their childhood by ordering a humongous portion of ice cream with all the works for them. Just looking at it will brighten your date’s smile *you can help your date finish it*.
Instead of just rushing up to her and launching into a conversation, take some time to watch her. You can really pick up some helpful tips while doing this. For example, she stops by a book cart that sells fantasy novels, so you can guess that she would like to read! Or she's wearing a shirt that has one if your favorite bands on it. But don't make it obvious that you're watching her or she may think that you're stalking her.
जैसा देश वैसा वेष. अब आपको एक सात्विक गर्लफ्रेंड चाहिए तो वह आपको डिस्को या पब में नहीं मिलेगी और अगर आपको मॉर्डन विचारों वाली लड़की की तलाश है तो मंदिर जाकर सर फोड़ने से कोई लाभ नहीं.
अब सीधी सी बात है कि अगर आप गर्लफ्रेंड बनाने जा रहे हैं तो आपको अपना टाइम, मनी सब उसके साथ शेयर करना पड़ेगा और जब इतनी सारी चीजें बांटनी हैं तो क्यूं ना लड़की के बारे में सब जांच पड़ताल कर लें, जैसे: लड़की की पढ़ाई-लिखाई, उसके विचार या फिर उसकी उम्र आदि.
He lies faceup on the bed, she turns around and straddles him ” so her back is toward him — she then lowers herself onto him.Â
She extends her legs back toward his shoulders, relaxing her torso onto the bed between his feet. With both her legs and his forming an X-shape, she starts to slide up and down.Â
She cam use his feet for added thrusting leverage.
For this game, blindfold your partner, put a dab of honey (or another sweet sauce, like chocolate or caramel) somewhere on your body and then have him find it (giving a few hints is a fun part of the game). "It's cute, fun, erotic and playful," says Cadell. Remember to take turns!
"It's a great way to get intimate before you get intimate," says Dr. Hutcherson. Put a bowl of strawberries, melon balls, chocolate truffles or other succulent snack by the bed to nibble on.
Let's face it - not all of us are smooth and suave. It's important to be yourself, even if it means being klutzy and not saying or doing the right thing at the right time. If you want to see how it works in the movies, rent Warner Bros.' hit "Must Love Dogs" and watch how John Cusack attempts to woo the beautiful Diane Lane!
Proceed as above, but instead of “bonjour,” say any 15-syllable word of your choice. After collapsing from lack of oxygen, sneak a little tongue as your SO resuscitates you. Bonus kiss!
This kissing game will get you steaming up the windows of your car in no time: When driving somewhere, promise to smooch every time you’re waiting at a red light.
Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".
Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."
Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."
Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi hai.
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