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बहन की विदाई पर छोटा भाई बोला,
"पापा, दीदी रो रही है लेकिन 
जीजू तो नहीं रो रहे!"

पापा- "बेटा, दीदी गेट तक रोएगी, जीजू 
कब्र तक रोएगा...."

Uploaded By: Julia Apr,27 2020
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टीचर- रहीम का कोई भी एक दोहा
सुनाओ...
पप्पू- सर मुझे नहीं आता
टीचर- तुम्हें जितना आता है, उतना ही 
सुना दो... 
पप्पू- कभी प्यासे को वाटर पिलाया नहीं,
बाद में क्वाटर पिलाने से क्या फायदा...
टीचर- बैठ जा, ड्यूटी पे मन भटका रहा है...

Uploaded By: Poonam Apr,27 2020
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पप्पू- बताओ इंसान के बच्चों और जानवरों के बच्चों में क्या फर्क है...
फेकू- बड़े होकर गधे का बच्चा गधा बनता है और उल्लू का बच्चा उल्लू बनता है
पर इंसान का बच्चा बड़ा होकर गधा भी बन सकता है और उल्लू भी...

Apr,27 2020
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कोई नया शेर सुनाओ?
पति- संगमरमर से तराशा खुदा ने तेरे बदन को
पत्नी (खुशी से)- आगे...
पति- बाकी बचा पत्थर उसने तेरी अक्ल पर रख दिया 
अब तक पति फरार है....

Uploaded By: Rajaan Apr,27 2020
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मास्टरः कल मैंने तुझे गधे पर निबंध लिखने को बोला था, चल दिखा क्या लिखा?

स्टूडेंटः मास्टर जी, जैसे ही निबंध लिखने के लिए पेंसिल लगाई, गधा ही भाग गया...

Uploaded By: Mariya Apr,27 2020
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कुछ दोस्त ऐसे हैं जो घर से बीवी की लात खाकर आते हैं और... 
दोस्तों से कहते फिरते हैं आज तो मैं लेग पीस खाकर आया हूं। 

Uploaded By: Angel Apr,26 2020
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पत्नीः चले ना आज कहीं घूमने चलते हैं,
और हां ड्राइविंग मैं करुंगी...

पतिः WOW!! मतलब जायेंगे कार में...
और आएंगे कल के अखबार में...

 

Uploaded By: Shilpa Apr,26 2020
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शाम को पति के घर आते ही पत्नी ने किच-किच शुरू कर दी।
परेशान पति : अरे यार दिनभर का थका-हारा आया हूं,
पहले फ्रेश तो होने दो।
पत्नी : मैं भी तो दिनभर अकेली थी,
तो मैं भी फ्रेश ही हो रही हूं

 

Uploaded By: Tia Apr,26 2020
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उसके बिछड़ जाने के बाद तो मरने
ही वाले थे हम . . . 
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कि अचानक याद आया . . . .
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कि उसकी सहेली ने भी तो नंबर दिया था, ।।
तब जाकर
जान में जान आई। 

Uploaded By: Jessie Apr,25 2020
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लड़की वाले: हमें ऐसा लड़का चाहिए जो,
कुछ खाता पीता ना हो...
और कुछ गलत काम ना करता हो।।
पंडित जी: फिर तो आपको ऐसा लड़का,
अस्पताल के ICU वार्ड में मिलेगा।।

Uploaded By: Aisha Apr,25 2020
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शराबी मरने ही वाला था कि उसके सामने 
भगवान शिव प्रकट हुए।

शिव जी - तुम्हारी कोई अंतिम इच्छा है 
तो बताओ।

शराबी - प्रभु अगले जन्म में दांत चाहे एक ही देना, 
पर लीवर पूरे 32 देना...!!!

Uploaded By: Munni Apr,25 2020
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कोरोना रूपी गिरह से निपटने के लिए घर पर ही रहें..
और गृहकार्य में पत्नी का हाथ बंटाए..
कोरोना से लड़े.. पत्नी से नहीं!

Uploaded By: Raj Apr,15 2020
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Try Ball पर ही आउट हो गया..

लड़का अपने दोस्तों से : यार एक पंगा हो गया हैं |
पहला : बोल भाई कितने बन्दे बुलाऊ ?
दूसरा : काट के रख देंगे सालो को ...नाम बता भाई.
तीसरा : किसकी इतनी हिम्मत हुई, जो अपने भाई से
उलझा हैं, नाम बता भाई, कह के लेंगे.
चौथा : भाई तू बस बोल करना क्या हैं,
दुनिया गयी तेल लेने. तू बस बोल.
जैसे बंदा Try Ball पर ही आउट हो गया..

 

Uploaded By: Munni Nov,23 2016
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Whisper Words In The Ear

Whisper: You Should Still Sound Like You, But Deeper, Lower And Huskier.
Slow Things Right Down And Whisper Words In The Ear.

Uploaded By: Tina Jan,28 2016
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Take Control

You can start by telling them to take off their top, or underwear, depending on the setting.
Start by saying I want you to then, tell them exactly where you would like to be touched and how hard.
Tell them exactly what you want and how you want it done. This can be a huge turn on for both sexes.

 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Dec,1 2015
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Write On Somewhere

If you are nervous about talking, write on your hand or somewhere
More private little key words to let them know what you are thinking.
Simple words like, Take me, Touch me, Now, and You are so hot
Can get things heading in the right direction.

Uploaded By: Raj Nov,19 2015
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Breath

Breathing a little louder than normal,
Will signal you are becoming increasingly turned on,
Allow the frequency and depth of the breath to do the talking at first.

Uploaded By: Raj Nov,4 2015
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Special Doggy

My personal favorite is something I call Special Doggy. I am on my stomach, totally flat on a bed with my legs squeezed together. The man enters from behind and thrusts not only in, but up, says Drake.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Oct,13 2015
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Future Encounters

What is your favorite thing I do to you when we have sex?
This is definitely good information to file away for future encounters.
Who does not like hearing how awesome they are in bed?

Uploaded By: Liza Oct,13 2015
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Excessive

Try to avoid excessive likes or you knows or giggles.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Sep,23 2015
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Meri Bimari

Maa: Beti vo ladka thik nahi jise tu chahti hai.
Beti: Nahi maa wo Dr.banega, usane to meri wo bimari bhi thik kardi jo mujhe har mahine hoti thi.

Uploaded By: Rehan Sep,4 2015
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Cyber Bullying

Being the victim of cyber bullying can be overwhelming so the victim may need a voice of reason.

Uploaded By: Angel Aug,20 2015
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Get Closer

Talk dirty: As much fun as it is to bounce up and down, after a point it will tire you and even get monotonous. To spice things a bit, get closer to him and gasp something sexy in his ears. You could tell him how much you’re enjoying this or anything that will turn you both on.

Uploaded By: Neeta Aug,13 2015
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Control Your Saliva

Make sure, like your tongue, you control your saliva.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Aug,13 2015
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Sensible Lines

Just be careful with her each steps that what she says. don't force her for anything. And the main thing just impress her by the heart and the attractive and sensible lines.

Uploaded By: Viraj Aug,13 2015
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Corridor Canoodling

Corridor Canoodling is Great for A quickie in the afternoon.

Uploaded By: Aakash Aug,13 2015
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Emotional Topics

You should talk about emotional topics like childhood memories, future ambitions, or her passions.  These conversation topics will open up her emotional floodgates.

Uploaded By: Nikki Aug,13 2015
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The Sultry Saddle

Great for.If you want to try something new, sideways sex is a great place to start.

Uploaded By: Savita Aug,5 2015
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Get To Know Her

Don't follow her around or act like a stalker, but casually notice where she goes, what she likes to do, and who her friends are.

Uploaded By: Poonam Aug,5 2015
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Hang Out

Be down to earth. Don't lie, explain how you really feel about her and try to hang out together.

Uploaded By: Priya Jul,30 2015
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The Cross

The woman lies on her back, one leg extended, the other bent up in the Cross sex position. The man sits down with one thigh over her extended thigh and slips her bent leg under his arm.

Uploaded By: Raj Jul,23 2015
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Parents and Boyfriends

What you can do? Here are some things you can do to help your parents change their minds about your guy.

Uploaded By: Savita Jul,23 2015
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Father And Son

Father: You should marry this girl.
She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.
Son: I'll have to marry my girlfriend coz she's Garbhavati.

Uploaded By: Poonam Jul,14 2015
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Oh Baby

Oh, baby, that was the best fuck I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Feb,3 2015
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So Cold

I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.

Uploaded By: Admin Feb,3 2015
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Date Tomorrow

What would you want to do with me after our date tomorrow?

Uploaded By: Angel Feb,3 2015
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New Underwear

I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.

Uploaded By: Neeta Feb,3 2015
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Wearing Right Now

What are you wearing right now?

Uploaded By: Chameli Feb,3 2015
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My Underwear

Can You Guess The Color of My Underwear?

Uploaded By: Nikki Feb,3 2015
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Naughty Dream

I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it.

Uploaded By: Admin Feb,3 2015
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Sex Toys

I’m Looking For Sex Toys Online.

Uploaded By: Admin Feb,3 2015
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Sleep

I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. 

Uploaded By: Abhishek Feb,3 2015
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kiss Me

Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it

Uploaded By: Neeta Feb,3 2015
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