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Mera Naam BoL Ke Soya Karo,
Khidki Khol Takia Mod Ke Soya Karo,
Hum Bhi Aayege Tumhare KhayaLo Me,
IsLiye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke Soya karo.
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Birthdays come once in a year;
And your's is quite near;
May God give you strength to bear;
The expense of hosting a party for all the dears!
A very happy birthday!
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Make a sound wen u press caps lock & num lock
Go to control panel
>click accessiblity option
>mark d use toggle keys option
>apply.
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Usse har choti-choti baaton ke liye salaah-mashwara liya karo. Wo khud ko khoob samajhdaar samjhega aur tum uski isi bewakoofi ka faayda uthakar usse meethi meethi baatein karti rehna. Note: Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Isiliye hum to yahi kahenge, ladkiyon, in dushton se jitna door hi rahogi utni zyaada sukhi rahogi. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.
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Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha. Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir? Santa: BC Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De.
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Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"
Banta:- Main jaa raha hun.
Santa:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
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Dekh kar Mera Naseeb,Aaj Meri Taqdeer bhi Rone Lagi he.Mere Labo Ke Alfaz sunkar aaj shayri bhi rone Lagi he.Ishq Me Mera Haal Kuch is tarha se he.Meri Deewangee Dekhkar,Aaj Mohabbat bhi rone Lagi he
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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
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One employee told his boss Sir Increase my salary I got married recently.
The boss replied The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.
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How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.
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Once I saw an Angel.
Can it b u
I wnt to talk to her.
But can I do
After every thing I have to say.
I love u
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3. Why does this role interest you? Or why have you applied for this job?
The purpose of this question is to see if you are really interested in this job or you applied to this job just because you are jobless. Relate the job requirements with your candidature and explain why do you believe you are a suitable candidate for this job.
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Aap Ko Paa Kar Ab Khona Nahi Chahte,
Itna Khush Ho Kar Ab Rona Nahi Chahte,
Yeah Aalam Hai Humara Aap Ki Judai Main,
Aankhoon Main Hai Neend Per Sona Nahi Chahte.
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BF: Darling tere ghar me sab kaise maan gaye hamarei shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nahi, ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha?
GF: Ladka kya kar raha hai
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Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo
Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai.
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Best Gift.. L I F E
Best Time.. H A P P Y
Best Feeling.. L O V E
Best Relation.. F R I E N D
Best Friend.. Y O U
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People who succeed have momentum. The more they succeed, the more they want to succeed, and the more they find a way to succeed. Similarly, when someone is failing, the tendency is to get on a downward spiral that can even become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Dosti mein dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Woh dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Par sachchi dosti doston ko mana leti hai.
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How to prepare for a group discussion interview? Learn how to handle yourself in the Group Discussion Interview.
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Insaan mein sundarta ki kami ho to achche swabhav se poori ki ja sakti hai
Lekin achche swabhav ki kami sundarta se kabhi poori nahi ki ja sakti.
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Bright lights & lamps
Delicious sweets & snacks
Dashing crackles & sparkles
Its time to gun for fun
Have a Happy Diwali
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I am praying that you get well soon
and receive all the comfort and encouragement
that you need in the meantime.
Wishing for your speedy recovery.
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When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg
Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ?
Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar .
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This Year's IPL 2015
Runners up - 10 crores
Winners - 15 crores
Yuvraj Singh - 16 crores
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आंखों में नमी थी और विटामिन की कमी थी,
जिससे रात भर चैट की वह गर्लफ्रेंड की मम्मी थी.
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Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.
But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
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press 0 for help FUNNY
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole darling how are you?
Na karo to bole brother who are you?
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
Rajnikant is testing his pichkari..
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Raat Ko Sone Se Pahle Ek Pyara Sa Good Night SMS Bhejkar Bhi Aap Unhe Impress Kar Sakte Hai.
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Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ke saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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Life Is The Most Easy Exam..
But
Many Fails..
Bcoz
They Try To Copy Others..
Not Realizing That Each One Has Different Question Paper..!
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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In Other Countries Dogs Are Known As Dogs
In INDIA
Dogs Are Known As
"Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai".
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Look at the keyboard. U and I will always be together.
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People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise
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CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself
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Jab Bhi Aap Unse Mile To Unko Uske Pasand Ki Chocolate Jarur De. Ladkiyon Ke Shauk Pure Karne Se Unko Patane Me Aasani Hoti Hai.
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Ladkiyan Saaf Suthri Image Wale Ladko Ko Like Karti Hai Issliye Aap Jhagde-Jhanjhaton Se Dur Hi Rahe.
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Ladkiyon Ke Samne Kabhi Bhi Gandi Baate Naa Kare Isse Aapka Unke Samne Ek Bad Boy Ki Image Ban Jaygi. Aap Unke Samne Talented Person Ki Tarah Hi Behavior Kare.
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I want to drink the water from your lips,
I want to hear the movement of your soul,
I want to touch the sound of your heart,
I want to be u.
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Dadi :- Bittu ! tumne apni purani naukri kyu chod di ?
Bittu:- Dadi ! company ne apni office badal di, aur mujhe bataya nahi kaha par !
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L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
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Eyes pop, jaws drop, hearts stop, yeah, thats right I’m here.
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Kbhi-Kbi Mohabbt Me Waade Tut Jate Hai,
Ishq Ke Kacche Dhage Tut Jate Hai,
Jhuth Bolta Hoga Chand Bhi,
Isliye To RuthKar Taare Tut Jate Ha
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Awesome Reality:
Best Friends never propose each other..
But they really feel bad..
when any of them committed to someone else!
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Tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
Aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi
Aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi.
Sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman
Ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi
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