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Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai
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Santa- "Pados mein kya chal raha he?
Banta- "Birthday hai"
Santa- "Kiska?"
Banta- "Tuyu ka.
"Santa ne puchha, "Tuyu?"
Banta- "Hana! Sunai to kuchh aisa hi de rahahai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu!
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Sad love story from a boy:-
Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye,
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli:
"Jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao."
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Bf-"I LUV U"mai tumhare lye
Kuch bhi kr skta hun.
Gf-tum jan nhi d skte.bf-kyon,,,
Jan mai du,aur mza koi dusra lute.
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
Ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
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After robbing d Bank,
Robber 2 clerk:
Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead &
Asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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Arj kiya hai baith kar mehbooba
ki zulfon k saye me aisa josh aaya.
Wah wah wah , phir?
Phir kya tha uske baap ne dekha liya
Aur i.c.u me hosh aaya.
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Dard Ne kisiko Tadpaya Na Hota
Aankho Ne kisiko Rulaya Na hota
Khushi Hi Khushi Hoti Har Kisi K Pas
Agar RAB Ne ladkiyo ko Banaya Na hota
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Girl:mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai,
But u can call any time.
Boy:kahi fas gayi to.
Girl:don't worry maine tumhara number,
"Low battery" name se save kiya.
Tum jab bhi call krte ho.
Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai.
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A sad love story
1studnt ko apni classmate 6 pyar ho gya,
Ladke ne use prpose kiya.
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya or
Teachar ko uski complain kar di,
Teachar ne kafi danta or
1 week ke liye class 6 nikal diya,
Jb ladka 1 hafte baad wapis class me gya,
To ladki ko us 6 pyar ho gya
Ladki ne uski book mein likha
"I m sorry & i love you 2"
Ladke ne koi response na diya
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gya.
MORAL.
Bewkuf ladki itna b nahi samjati,
LADKE KABHI BOOKS NAHI KHOLTE.
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2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.
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PAGAL PANTI..
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
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Gf2bf:agar tumhe meri yaad,
Ati hai toh kya karte ho,
Bf: say icecream khata hu.
Bf2gf:same as above
Gf rply:2 goldflake piti hu.
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Best medicine for the human creature is LOVE !
Someone asked GOD, if it doesn't work?
HE smiled and answered ;
INCREASE THE DOSE !!
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Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
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Awesum fact...
Colleges and school ko
log "swarg" bolte he...
Hmmm...
Tabhi Toh Bujurg log
kehete hai ke
"jodiya SWARG me banti hai"
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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu,
k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae
har lafj me esa dard bhardo,
ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.
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Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate,
hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate,
hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil..
bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
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mechanical engg. ki wife ko bacha huaa h
wife ne husband ko sms bheja
aap ka spare part aa gaya h,
husband ne reply me puccha
"NUT HAI YA BOLT".
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Boys rule__
dhokha milta h jab pyaar me,
zindgi me udasi chha jati h,
sochte h chod denge is duniya ko
kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.
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sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.
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Grl- mom aaj maind boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
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raj thakre- what is a c*nd*m?
lalu- ye wo cheez h jise pahan kr agar
tera baap teri ma ke sath sota.....
to bhenchod aaj pura maharastra sukun se sota
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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya
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ek ladki ne apne boyfrnd ka papu frist time pakda or us par kis karne lagi,
tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle!
grl - what is this?
boy - khusi ke aansu hai gagli.
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Seene me dil,
dil me drd,
drd me yakin,
yakin me khayal,
khayal me khawab,
khawab me tasvir,
tasvir me sirf aap!!
itna darawna khawab?
bap re bap
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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
vo to tum 2sto ki jid h.
ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge
Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge
Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche
Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge
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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, WAH WAH!
Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
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Prem Na Dard Utarvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Jindgi Ne Ezahar Karvani Mosam Aavi 6e
Prapose Karva Ma Var Na Lagadata HAVE To VAHELA Te PAHELA Ni Skim AAVI 6e.
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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6
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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho,
Ya Yamaha FZ,Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge,
Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.
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