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Practice makes man prefect,
Then what about Women????
Any guesses????
She is born perfect
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage..
Isi liye Msg kar diya
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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
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The most POISONOUS BREAK-UP ever…
A Boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his Girlfriend!
Girlfriend: What was that?
Boy: IT’S OVER
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
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Na Gharz Kisi Se,
Na Wasta,
Mujhe Kaam Apne Kaam Se..
Tere Ziker Se,
Teri Fikr Se,
Teri Yaad Se,
Tere Naam se..!!!
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kisses are not kisses unless they're tasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses spread germs & germs are hated.
but U can kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
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A candle may melt and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have given me will
Always stay as a flame in my heart.
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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VAJPAI: Retire ho gya hu, ji chahta h ab Shaadi kar lu
ADVANI: Karlo.
VAJPAI: Kisi Vidhwa se kar lu..
ADVANI: Kuwari se hi kar lo, Vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi.
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Teacher: beta Batao ke
fast, faster, fastest
forms ko hindi mein kaise kahenge?
Student:
bhag..
tez bhag….
bhag teri maaa ki…
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Two Girls bus mein seat ke liye lad rahi thi.
Conductor: Kyu lad rahi ho?
Jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye
Bas phir kya
Dono pure raste-
didi aap baitho kerti rahi
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Maa- Tumhai wo bangali ladka kiss ker raha tha
to Tumne Use Mana Kyu nahi kiya
Ladki- Main use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nahi aati
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GARMI me kulfi ka maja aata hai,
THANDI me coffee ka maja aata hai,
Hum Waterfall ki tarah SMS karte hai,
Aapka reply Muncipalty ke Pani ki tarah aata hai
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Kaho toh phool ban jaaun,
Tumhari zindagi ka asool ban jau,
Suna hai rait pe chal ke tum mehak jate ho,
Kaho to abki baar zameen ki dhool ban jau,
Bahut nayab hote hai jinhe tum apna kahte ho,
Ijazat do ki main bhi is qadar anmol ban jaau.
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Weekend ka Wowww
Sath mein Salluuu…
Kapil ka Awwww
Sath mein Babaji ka Thullu!!
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Baarish mein couples:
Wow Kitna romantic weather hai…
Aur Singles:
Kya saala, har jagah paani paani, Pura keechad ho gaya!
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Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar,
ordered some food and beer. The bartender says:
“Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?
Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai
to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..
uss mein dekh le,
humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…
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1st Girl: Mujhe aisa ladka chaiye jo…
Harami ho,
Bewada ho,
Patte khelta ho,
Randi baaz ho,
aur thoda pagal ho.
2nd Girl- Abey kamini sidha bol na teri nazar is group ke admin par hai.
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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.!
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"SHIKWA".
Mene TumSe Chummi Mangi"
To Tum Muskura Diye"
Tum Ye B To Keh Sakte They"
" Meri JAN "
Apni Chezain Mangi Nahi Jati.-?
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प्रेमी- पता है? पहले मैं बहुत आवारागर्दी किया करता था। क्या तुम भी ऐसा ही करती थी?
प्रेमिका- अब बिना गुण मिले शादी थोड़े ही हो सकती है।
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Kid - Mom did u see me before i was born
Mom-No
Kid-Dhn how did u know its me?
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Husband & wife ka jordar jhagda hota hai.
Husband gusse se: Teri jaisi 10 milengi.
Wife haske: Abhi bhi meri jaisi hi Chahiye!!
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A girll with her boyfriend opened her legs inviting him in, and asked: What shall we name our baby?
He wears a condom and says: If he is born in spite on using this, we shall call him "Magician".
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Bobby deol : Papa main TV pe aa raha hu, dekho.
Dharmendra : beta TV ON to kar le pehle
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
When he came back at home
Mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
Boy:us se milney
Mom: kis liye?
Boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
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Hotho se chhua usko,
Ehsas ab tak hai.
Ankhe nam aur sanso me aag ab tak h.
Waqt guzar gaya pr uski yad ab tak h..
Akhir Hari mirch ka asar rehta bhi to der tak hai..?
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Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka.
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कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!!
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Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa pyara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Baisakhi Ki Shubh Kaamnayein.
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Use jab bhi milo to hamesha akele hi mila karo. Aur uski taarifkar diya karo – kabhi chehre ki, kabhi kapdon ki to kabhi shareer ki. Ek din keh dena, aaj to bade mustande lag rahe ho. Wo paagalhokar tumhare kadmon mein gir padega.
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BoY : Ro kyu rahi ho..??
GaL : Mere Marks bahut kam aaye hai…
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : Sirf 88% ..
Boy:“Khuda ka Khauf kar ..Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!”
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mahila train se utri,usne Sardar se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai?
Sardar hasaa,
zor se hasaa,zor zor se hasaa,haste haste lot pot ho gaya..
aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola:
Pagli,Ye Railway station hai…!
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Ladka aur Ladki ki baatein – Arranged Marriage
Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya…
Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!
Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye!
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Jaane lage jab vo chod kar daman mera, Tute dil ne himakat kardi, Socha tha ki chhupa lenge gam apna, Par kambakht aankhon ne bagawat kardi..
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Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
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Ladko ke ghar waale hamesha chintit rehte hain ki kahin unka ladka bigad naa jaaye, kitu sach ye hai ki ek baar ladke ki girlfriend ban jaaye to phir bigadne ke liye aur kuch nahi rehta.
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Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai.Â
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Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahye
Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy: Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.
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Kapil ne
JOB k 1st din Computer pe 11 ghante guzare
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Boss khusi se: Good..
Aaj kya kiya
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Kapil: Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi
Wo sahi kar di..
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.
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Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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A Couple's life on Whatsapp and Facebook:
On Whatsapp:
Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Dimaag Mat Khao!
On Facebook:
Wife: Dear, when will you be back? You're the best husband in the world. Miss you, please come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you. Honey, I'll be back soon!
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.
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संता- यार तू शादी से पहले क्या करता था?
बंता- वही, जो मेरा दिल करता था।
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संता- हां- हां माफ करना, मुझेकनॉट प्लेस के स्पेलिंग नहीं आती थी, इसलिए मैं उसे घसीट कर वो बता दीजिए मिंटो रोड पर ले आया हूं। आप वो बता दीजिए ,मिंटो रोड के स्पेलिंग लिखो।
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संता की पत्नी ने संता को नए स्टाइल में धमकी दी पत्नी- तुम जितना टाइम वॉट्सऐप और फेसबुक को दोगे, मैं उतना टाइम जबॉन्ग, फ्लिपकार्ट और अमेजन को दूंगी।
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