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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do
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God gave
2 Eyes, 2 Arms
2 Legs, 2 Ears
2 Lungs, 2 Kidneys to us
Why he’s given Only 1 Heart
Stupid DIL b 2 diye he bs dusra dhundna padta hai
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U know why God create-
Eyes & Ears in Pairs,
Hands & Legs
in Pairs,
&
Heart in Single?
Just 2 find a heart of ur choice & Make a pair
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Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face,
Beautiful things r not always good.
But good things r always beautiful.
G’Morning
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The Habits That Make You Happy
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Patience and time do more than strength or passion
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I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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It’s not easy realizing your all alone in this world.
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Son came home drunk,
to avoid moms scolding he took a laptop and started working
Mom: Ru drunk?
Kid: No
Mom: Phir suitcase khol ke kya kar raha hai??
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife.
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Tere baare mein jab sochaa nahi tha..
Main tanha tha magar..itna nahi tha..
Manane ruthne kr khel mein..
Hum bichad jaynge ye socha nahi tha!
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
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Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.
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1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
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Dost and Girlfriend Main Farq ..
Jab Main Haspatal Main Hota Hu Tou,
Girlfriend Poochti Ha,
Tabiyat Kesi Ha?
Our Dost Poochta Ha,
Nurse Kesi Ha?
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May DHAMAKA
Send Your Girlfriend to Me
&
Get A Child Free..
Hurry..
1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins..
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Kya ANDAZ hai
kya JALVE hai
kya STYLE hai
aur
kya SMILE hai
messege to “karte nahi”
aur kehte hai “mere pass bhi” mobile hai
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A famous writer said.
“Love is like a long sweet dream”
&
“Marriage is like an alarm clock”
So have sweet dreams till the alarm clock wakes u up!
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i need no one..!! I QUIT..!!!
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Ladki Ne Coin Dalke
Wt. Deka, 58kg
Dupata Utara, 56kg
Jacket Utara, 53kg
Aur Coin Khatam.
1 Bhikari Bola
Tu Chalu Rakh Coin Me daluga.
“G.N”
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If you kiss someone that you do not love it's great.
But just think of kissing someone that you truly and madly are in love with.
There is no greater feeling than that.
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I’m with you reading this,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
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New style dhamki by Biwi : . . . Tum jitna time Facebook, Whatsapp ko doge, . . . . main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko dungi...:P
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A Boy was driving a car. A girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"
Girl turned back n shouted..
"you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"
Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road..
MORAL:
"Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say"
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Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya.
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Deewana hu tera inkaar nahi,
Kaise keh du ke pyar nahi,
Kuch shararat to teri nazaron main bhi thi,
Main akela hi gunaahgar nahi.
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Kapil& His Girl Friend..
Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..
Kapil : Ok..
To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets? . . .
GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
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What is breakup ???
.
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Itz A Matter of time
when a
jaan becomes Jaanwar
and
a cutiee becomes a kutti.
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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
Sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
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Husband: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife: Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata!!
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Jee haan, yadi aapke paas girlfriend ho to aap facebook mein jo kuch bhi daalenge wo like zaroor kiya jaata hai. Sabse pehle aapki girlfriend use like aur comment karegi, uske baad ladki ka comment dekhkar aapke sabhi dost bhi usmein comment karne ko betaab hue jaayenge. :D :D
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Ek Sales Manager tension mai tha.....
Distributor : Kya hua, Sahab ??:
Manager : 6 months se tour pe hoon, aur kal pata chala wife pregnant ho gayi hai "
Distributor : Ab pata chalega, bina order k maal aata hai to kaisa lagta hai...
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Boss comes up to an employee: Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month! Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day.
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Sit in grief and depression for the whole day and nobody shows interest in knowing what's wrong.
But smile seeing a message on your phone and the whole damn world wants to know what's the message!
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Girl ATM pe Pappu se..
Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check karna hai.. Aap meri help kar do plz..
Pappu use ek zor ki laat marta hai aur ladki gir jati hai.
.
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Pappu: tera balance to bahot kharab hai!!
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Height of attempting all questions in exams:
Qust. Define Array?
Santa Wrote: Array is a slang that we use to call anyone ….. for Eg. “Array Yaar sun to jara”
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संता रेस्ट्रॉन्ट में खाना खाने गया और सिर्फ रोटी ऑर्डर की।
वेटर ने रोटी लाकर परोसी, तो प्रोफेसर खाली प्लेट में रोटी डुबोकर खाने लगे।
वेटर ने हैरान होकर पूछा-सर, यह आप क्या कर रहे हो? आपकी प्लेट तो खाली है!
संता-शट अप! मैं मैथ्स का प्रोफेसर हूं और मैंने दाल सपोज़ की हुई है
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संता-कल मैंने तेरी भाभी को कातिल कहा, उसने खुश होकर मुझे चाय के साथ पकोड़े भी खिलाए।
बंता-बढि़या है यार, मैं भी आज बोलूंगा, लेकिन अंदाज बदल कर। तू तो जानता है, मैं किसी की कॉपी नहीं करता।
संता (अगले दिन)- क्या हुआ, मिले पकोड़े?
बंता- मुझे तो खाना भी नहीं मिला। मैं तो बस कातिल की जगह हत्यारिन बोला।
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संता- तेरे होंठ कैसे जल गए?
बंता- अरे कुछ नहीं यार, बीवी को रेलवे स्टेशन छोडऩे गया था। वह मायके जा रही थी और खुशी के मारे ऐसा पागल हो गया कि ट्रेन के इंजन को ही चूम लिया।
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Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile Zarur kare
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BF - Tell me I will give you the answer! !
Girl - What is Baba Ji ka thullu??
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Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Kab maine kaha ki shona aur chandi chahiye,
Bas aapke dil me chhota sa kona chahiye,
Jise hum keh sake dilse apna,
Aisa bhi to koi yaar hona chahiye
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Aaj Mubarak, Kal Mubarak,
Holi Ka Har Pal Mubarak,
Rang Birangi Holi Me,
Mera Bhi Ek Rang Mubarak
Wishing You Happy Hol
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Jo mere the wo mere ho na paye,
aankhoo mein aansu the magar hum ro na paye,
ek roz unhone kaha hum milenge khwabon mein,
meri kismat dekho usi raat hum so na paye.
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This is love to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
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