This is only relevant if you planned an outdoor date. Walking along the water, going for a picnic, biking. You will only gain points if you are well prepared. Obviously, if you bring a blanket to a movie theatre or a restaurant she will probably just think you are a creep.
Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai,
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai,
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab,
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai.
Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
Pyar krne ki wajah nahi hoti
Mohabbat koi saza nahi hoti,
Pyar me hoti hai imaandari,
Pyar me duniyadari nhi hoti,
Pyaar jaan se pyara hota hai,
Pyar se jaan pyari nahi hoti.
Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: 200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi.
Ladka: 100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga.
Ladki: Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur Haath Se Hi Hila Le.
Everybody says Engineering is so easy,
That it is just like walking in a park.
But only Engineers know that,
Park is called Jurassic Park.
Kaho Naa Pyar Hai was added to the Guinness Book of World Records 2002 edition for winning the most number of awards for a movie. The movie won a total of 92 awards.
The woman lies on her back, one leg extended, the other bent up in the Cross sex position. The man sits down with one thigh over her extended thigh and slips her bent leg under his arm.
Kaun Kahta Hai
Mohabat Ek Baar Hoti Hai..
Main Tujhe Jitni Baar Dekhun Mujhe Utni Baar Hoti Hai.
Doctor: I am sorry Opration ke Waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke Pet Me Reh Gaye.Dobara Opration Karna Hoga.
Patient: Abey Pagal Hai kya?
Ye Le 20 Rupaye. Naya Le Le.
Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
Jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah,
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
Girl: Aj Mat Dalo.
Boy: Kyo?
Girl: Kal Tum Daal Ke So Gaye Bahut Dard Hua,
Me Puri Raat Maslti Rahi Or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha Mujhe Lagata Hai Ye,
EYE DROPS Bekar Hai.
Ek Waqt guzar jayega,
Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo,
Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega.
Move In At A Slight Angle. If You Move In With your face Upright,
You'll Bump Noses With Her And Your Lips Won't Meet. This Can Be Awkward
Don't Stick Out Your Lips, But Gently Press Them Against Hers.
NAi Subha Ka Naya Nazara
Thandi Hawa Le K Aai Peghaam Humara Utho Tayar Ho Jao
Khushio’n Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Ye Din Tumhara Good Morning
Wife: I will Leave You Forever.
Husband:Close All Programs And Log Out For Another User.
Teacher : Jis Aadmi ke Dono Haath Na Ho
Usey Hindi Aur English Me kya kahenge.?
Papu: Hindi Me Thakur Aur
English Me Hand Free
Adheri Raat Main Ladke Ne Bike Roki Ladki Ko Utara
Uska Hath Pkda Uske Karib Gya
Ladki Sarmai Ladka Bola Sarma Mat
Dhakka Mar Petrol Khtm Ho Gya Hai
Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar Ke chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khada thha,
Or Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.
Tell her that she drives you crazy, and that she's the prettiest girl you've ever laid eyes on.
Tell her that you've never met anyone like her.
Roger Federer: i hv great knowledge about tennis. U can ask me anythin.
RAJNI: Ok tel me,hw many holes r dere in d NET.
Sorry May Have Become,
Just Another Word,
But With TEARS.
It Means The World.
I’m Sorry For What I,
Have Done To Yo.
Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Wah Wah.
Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Na Koi Kashmir De Sakta Hai.
Kashmir Me Sirf 3 Din Aur,
2 Rat Ka Honeymoon Package Ho Sakta Hai.
Kya Bolte Ho.
Chodumal: Koun Kehta Hai Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hota Hai.
Santa: Agar Aisa Hota To Tattay Sab Se Lambe Hote.
Santa Papa se: Papa class mein Banta mujhe GAY bol kar chidhata hai.
Papa: To tune use maara kyun nahi?
Santa: I can’t papa, He is so Hot.
Agar aap kisi merriage party me jaye to waha chahe kitni bhi ladkiya ho kewal ek ladki ko hi dekhte rahe yakinan wo aap se bat karna chahegi.
Do your homework about the employer and the industry so you are ready for the question
What do you know about this company?
Know the interviewer's name and use it during the job interview.
Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
Hearts change, I know they do… but this heart will always belong to u!
Hearts hurt, I know they do… but this heart hurts more without u!
Yehi tu haseen yaadon ka khubsorat nata hai,
Jo bin kisi shart k nibhaya jata hai,
Rahein dooryan darmyan tu kia huwa,
Yaad zuban se nahi Dil se kia jata ha.
Boy: Hey do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me.
Boy: What is your biggest fantasy?
Girl: To be kissed in the rain,
& what about you?
Boy: To be the one who is kissing,
You in the rain.
Teacher: Rohan Agar Tumhare Pass 10 Apple Hai Aur Tum 6 Pinki Ko Aur 4 Chinki Ko de do to tumhe kya milega
Student:Sir Mujhe 2 new girlfriend Milengi.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character
सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।
सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।
सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।
सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।
सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।
सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।
सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।