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Tiredness can occur when we do too much. Know your priorities & do them
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Na Karna Pyar Kabhi Kisi Musafir Se.
Unka Thikana Bahut Door Hota Hai,
Wo Kabhi Bewafa Bhi To Nahi Hote
Magar Unka Jana Jarur Hota Hai.
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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai
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Unki kami se dil mera udas hai,
Par hame to aaj bhi unke milne ki aas hai,
Zakham nahi hai par dard ka ehsas hai,
Aisa lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi unke pass hai.
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Aunty: Are Beta
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai
Ladka: Aree Aunty Aapne Kab Dekha?
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You might have the skills to do the job but do you know the how the company operates?
Check the ‘About Us’ link on the company website and read their mission statement.
Find out who the competition and major players in the market are.
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Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi.
Bhai ch*t idhar fekna.
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If i had a penny for every time i thought of u
Id still miss u but at least
Id be rich enough 2 come & see u .
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Boy apni girlfriend ki maar raha tha
Achanak bola
Mujhe AIDS hai
Girlfriend- KYA
Boy- Ghabrao Mat
Me mazak kar raha hu
Bas tumhari tight karni thi
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Funny women saying…
A foolish man tel a women to stop talkng.
But a wise man tell her that,
her face looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
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Just as a runner needs to stretch before a race, your bod requires an
equally strategic warm-up before launching into full-throttle passion. "You don't want to come on too strong with your lips or you might accelerate
his excitement too quickly," says Bloom. Instead, ease him into the pleasure zone, gradually increasing his arousal. The slower the buildup, the bigger the bang.
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They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile
So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash.
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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
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Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh
employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.
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Don’t wake up with the regret of what you couldn’t accomplish yesterday. Wake up while thinking about what you will be able to achieve today. Good morning.
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Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
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Atak pe Fatak
Fatak pe Jaupda (hut)
tu kya shayari marega
tere maa kaa bhoosda
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Chupa Loon Is Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Mein,
Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Maange,
Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Ishq Mein,
Ki Hosh Bhi Aane Ki Izazat Manage.
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi.
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi.
Tere shauk purey karte karte.
Mujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.
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Teacher: Can u tel the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into student’s lives?
Stud:
Smo-KING
Drin-KING
&
Bun-KING
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Aap Unhe Hamesha Ye Kahe Ki Wo Duniya Ki Sabse Beautiful Ladki Hai. Wo Aap Se Hamesha Khush Rahegi Aur Easily Set Ho Jayegi.
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Ladkiyan Agar Group Me Ho To Aap Unhe (Jinhe Patana Hai) Hi Dekhte Rahe, Aisa Karne Se Wo Bhi Aap Ke Taraf Attract Ho Jayegi.
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Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir Pyar wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or ISHQ wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai
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Every LOOK is SMILE
Every MESSAGE is like KISS
But wen u TALK to me
Remember this
My DAY is filled with HAPPINESS
so spare urself n keep in touch
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I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Ab To Modi Sarkaar Bhi Aa Gayee,
Par Wo Ladkiya Kahi Dikh Nahi Rahi, Jo Kehti Thi....
Muft Me Dungi Har Baar
Par Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar..
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Nice Lines by a Father to His Child:
Always Listen to My Advice,
Not because
I am Always Right
but because
I have More Experience
of Being Wrong.
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Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ekta tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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Dard itna gahra hai ki izhar kya karen.
hum nishana ban gaye yaar kya karen.
mar gaye magar meri khuli rahi aankhen.
ab is se zeyada kisi ka intezar kya karen
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usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bahut hai
ro ro key kaha, thehro abhi raat bahut hai
aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana
aisey mein kahan jaogey, barsaat bahut hai
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हंसने-हंसाने वाले नवयुवकों को ही लड़कियां ज्यादा पसंद करती हैं।
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What is the difference between
I like you
I love you.
Beautifully answered by Buddha:
Buddha’s answer was so simple:
When u like a flower, u just pluck it.
But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this, understands life
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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I”m the girl whos right
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BANTY- Tuje aisa kab laga ki,
Ab tuje bhagwan bhi nahi bacha sakta
BABLU- Jab loose motions ho aor PAIJME ka NADA na khule.
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Kaanto Ke Badle Phool Kya Doge,
Aansu Ke Badle Khushi Kya Doge,
Hum Chahte Hai Aapse Umar Bhar Ka Saath,
Hamare Is Sawal Ka Jawab Kya Doge..??
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i cant hide it 4rm u anymore I don’t want to hurt u I feel its best
to tell u
before u hear it from someone else
listen
its a lie that i miss u
really i just feel u as a part of myself
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Love is Heat
Which is Very Sweet
Love is incomplete till 2 Lips Meet.
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We cannot be together,
But we”ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
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It’s hard to leave behind those people who were once important in your life, but sometimes it’s necessary.
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Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe ye sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein ya fir
Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do…!!
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Teacher- Dhritrashtra ke 100 Putra the,
Pamdu Ke sirf 5 Aisa kyu?
Student-
Sir, kyu ki jinki Aankhen hoti Hai,
Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..!!
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Sister to Brother:
What are u going to gift grandma on her b’day??
Bro: a football
Sis: but grandma doesn’t play
Bro: on my b’day she gave me bhagvat gita…!!
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Girl’s smile creates greatest confusion in boy’s mind..
Ghanto tak samajh hi nahi aata..
Ki hass ke dekh rahi hai..
Ya dekh ke hass rahi hai?
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A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!
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GirL-क्यो रो रहे हो..??
Boy - मैने आज तक किसी
लड़की को kiss नहीँ किया..!!
GirL - रो मत...!!
मुझे kiss कर ले..!!
After kiss
GirL - अब इतना हँस क्यो रहे
हो..??
Boy -मैने ऐसे ही रो-रो के
सारे मोहल्ले
की लड़कियोँ को kiss किया..!!
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Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me
Shahrukh: Free me kaise?
Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge??!!!
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Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai
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ullu ki terha kya dekh rhe ho
sms pura ho gaya …!!
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Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
-Goli maru
-Ya Gaand?
Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai..
Good Decision..!!!
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