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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chhute,
Agar fir ruthe dil tute,
Aur agar fir ruthe?
Nikal danda.
Maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
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Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai,
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh,
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai.
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SANTA went to court.
JUDGE: Order Order.
SANTA: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold drink.
JUDGE: Shut Up.
SANTA: No No 7 Up.
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Dadi: Teri aur bahu ki jodi toh Ram Sita ki jodi hai.
Kapil: Kahan Dadi,
Na toh yeh dharti mein samati hai, na hi ise Koi Rawan le jata hai.
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True Graduation Speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the thank Xerox machine!
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Pappu: Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher: To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu: Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.
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Pati: Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi?
Biwi: Kyu? Ab Kya Hua?
Pati: Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The,
Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na.
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College ki girls ne strike kiya,
boys ne unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor zor se kaha,hamari maage,
boys ne piche se kaha,sindur se bharo.
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Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?
Student: Sir, kagaj ki.
Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.
Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.
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Sardaar raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla,
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola: Yaar, ye konsa road tha?
Itne sare speed breaker.
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Pathan: Wo Jo Table pe Aadmi Baitha Hai us se Hamara Dushmani Hai,
Dost: Table pe to 4 Aadmi Hain
Khan: Wo Jiski Muchhein Hain
Dost: Muchhin to sub ki Hain.
Khan: Wo Jis k Safed Kapre Hain.
Dost: Wo to Sub ke Safed Hain
Khan ne Gusse Mein Pistol Nikala Aur 3 Aadmion ko Maar Kar Bola,
Wo jo Reh Gaya Hai Usko Hum Nahi Chhorega.
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Sukun Milta Hai Jab Unse Baat Hoti Hai
Hazar Raaton Mein Wo Ek Raat Hoti Hai
Nigah Uthakar Jab Dekhte Hain Wo Meri Taraf
Mere Liye Wohi Pal Poori Kaaynat Hoti Hai
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Santa :Sabse Bada challenge kya hai?
Banta :Answer sheet ko khaali chhod do aur last me likh Dena, Paas karke dikha
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Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega.
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Ye promise hai humara,
Na chhodenge kabhi sath tumhara,
Jo gaye tum hume bhool kar,
Le aayenge pakad kar hath tumhara.
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Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena.
Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala?
Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai.
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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari.
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai.
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein Delivery Free hai.
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Papa: Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti: B.B.A Karungi.
Papa: Wat is BBA.
Beti: Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish.
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2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega.
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Teacher: Pappu tumne aaj fir apna homework nahi kiya,
Bolo tumhe kya saza du?
Pappu: Teacher wo mere bagal wali ladki ne bi nahi kiya,
Hum dono ko bathroom m band kardo.
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Ek aurat bar: Bar ghar ke bahar aati phir andar jati,
Bar: Bar andar bahar aa rahi thi.
Padosi: Mataji ye kya kar rahe ho?
Aurat: Meri bahu T.V pe yoga karna sikh rahi hai, usmai bol rahe hai ki sas andar karo, sas.
bahar karo, Padosi Bihosh.
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What exactly does this company value the most, and how do you think my work for you will further these values?
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Fiza mein mehakti saam ho tum,
Pyaar mein jhalakta jaam ho tum,
Aur kaya kahe janam tere bare me,
Kharche ka dusra naam ho tum.
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See a sex therapist if this is your first full sexual experience to talk about everything from technique mechanics to feelings, fears and fantasies.
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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
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Papa: Ek mixer nahi sahi kar sakta,
Kya fayda hua 7 lakh kharch karne ka?
Beta: Lekin papa, mai to Software Engineer hu.
Papa: Bas ab behas mat kar.
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मनुष्य आपनी क्षमता और आत्म विश्वास के साथ, एक एक बेहतर दुनिया का निर्माण कर सकता हैं.
हम बाहरी दुनिया में शांति कभी नहीं प्राप्त सकते हैं जब तक हम खुद के साथ शांति न बना लें
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There Are Far, Far Better Things Ahead Than Any We Leave Behind
God Can't Give Us Peace And Happiness Apart From Himself Because There Is No Such Thing.
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Dekho Phir Raat Aa Gayi
Good Night Kahne Ki Baat Yaad Aa Gayi
Hum Baithe The Sitaro Ki Panah Mein
Chand Ko Dekha To Aap Ki Yaad Aa Gayi.
Good Night
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Munna bhai: Apun ko kaisy pata,
Chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit: Simple bhai, pathar mar Kar dekho,
Ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain.
Banta Puchta Hai: Kyun?
Santa: Yaar Ladkiyan Apna 18 Rupye Litre Wala Doodh Dikha Kar, Humara 180 Rupye Litre Wala Ghee Nikal Leti Hai.
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AGAR TUM MIL JAO TO TANGE TOD DENGE HUM.
TUMHE PAA KAR TUMHARE PECHE KUTTA CHOD DENGE HUM.
BAAS TUM MIL TO JAO.
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Kapil To Sumopna:Jaan Main Tumhari Ankhon Main Saara Jahan Dekh Sakta Hoo.
Paas Main Ek Aadmi Without Helmet Khada Tha,
Usne Kaha Bhaisahab Mujhe Bas Itna Bata Do Ki Aage Chaurahe Par Helmet Ki checking Ho Rahi Hai Ya Nahi.
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Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya,
Aur use akbar ke pass le gae.
Akbar: Isko bandi bana diya jaee.
Santa: Nahi nahi jahan panah,
Reham Mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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Do Aurton Ko Bees Saal Ki Saza Mili.
Bees Saal Ek Sath Jail Mein Guzaar Kar Jab Dono Rihaa Hui.
Toh Ek Ne Kaha: Chalo Abb Baqi Batein Ghar Ponch Kar Karte Hai.
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Avoid the A frame while kissing. Even if you are kissing her with great technique a girl will not enjoy it as much if your hips are miles apart. Stand close to her even if it is your first kiss.
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Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
Duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
Hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
Jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de.
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Flirt with each other during the wedding. Sure, you're busy attending to guests, but take the time to meet each other's gaze, touch each other's arm or hand and steal some kisses. These little things keep you focused on each other, and build anticipation as the wedding night approaches.
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All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love,
compassion and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives.
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion
If you have a particular faith or religion, that is good. But you can survive without it
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Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
he top of the Eiffel Tower leans away from the sun, as the metal facing the sun heats up and expands.
It can move as much as 7 inches.
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Best Slogan On A Man's.
T-Shirt: Please Do Not,
Disturb Me, I Am Married,
And Already Very Disturbed.
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