Mohabbat dilo ko aawara bna deti hai,
Gardish me rahne walo ko sitarabna deti hai,
Had me rho to theek,
Varna kisi ko mammy to,
Kisi ko papa bna deti hai.
TAJMAHAL ki imarat har aashiq ko,
Mohbbat ki mishal nazar aati hai,
Aap kis-kis ke liye TAJMAHAL banwaoge,
Aapko to har ladki MUMTAJ nazar aati hai.
Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
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Zu nikalne wali kangi.
Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
1 ladki road pe khadi thi
1 ladka bike pe jata h
vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?
Girl-nhi
Boy-kya Yaar!!
Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum,
Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya,
Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi,
Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi
"TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"
Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...
Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.
koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)
Hasi ke liye gam kurban
khushi ke liye aasu kurban
dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban
agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.
Rishte Tod Deti He GF,
Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF,
Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko,
QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF
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GF=GALAT FEHMI
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION