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Great students like us are like rockets..

Great students like us are like rockets..
It's not that we always aim at the sky..
But we never start our work until our tail is on fire...!

Nov,14 2014
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A good teacher according to students is 1 who

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
 

Nov,13 2014
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Ultimate truth of college lyf..

Ultimate truth of college lyf..
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if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl..
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and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl..

Nov,13 2014
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SAMJHA NA KISI NE DIL KI BAAT KO.

SAMJHA NA KISI NE DIL KI BAAT KO.
DARD DUNIYA NE BINA SOCHE HI DE DIYA.
JO SEH GAYE HAR DARD KO HUM CHUPKE SE.
TO HUMKO HI PATTHAR DIL KEH DIYA.

Nov,13 2014
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SAMJHA NA KISI NE DIL KI BAAT KO.

SAMJHA NA KISI NE DIL KI BAAT KO.
DARD DUNIYA NE BINA SOCHE HI DE DIYA.
JO SEH GAYE HAR DARD KO HUM CHUPKE SE.
TO HUMKO HI PATTHAR DIL KEH DIYA.

Nov,13 2014
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Itni Toot Gayi Hun Ke Chhooney Se Bikhar Jaongi.

Itni Toot Gayi Hun Ke Chhooney Se Bikhar Jaongi.
Ab Agar Aur Dua Doge To Mar Jaongi.
Puch Ke Mera Pata Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Main To Musafir Naa Jaane Kis Taraf Jaongi.

Nov,13 2014
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Har Roj Unki Yaado Me Khota Hoon Main,

Har Roj Unki Yaado Me Khota Hoon Main,
Unki Tasvir Ankho Me Lakar Sota Hoon Main,
Bheeg Na Jaye Tasvir Ankho Ke Aansuo Se,
Isliye Aankho Se Nahi Dil Se Rota Hoon Main..!!

Nov,13 2014
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Wafa Ki Jang mat Larna Ye Bekar Jati Hai,

Wafa Ki Jang mat Larna Ye Bekar Jati Hai,
Zamana Jeet Jata Hai Mohabbat Har Jati Hai,

Hamara TaZKra Choro Hum Aise Log Hain Jinko,
Mohabbat Kuch Nhi Kehti TANHAi Mar Jati Hai.

Nov,13 2014
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Ek Tooti Huyi Zanjeer Ki Fariyaad Hoon Main,

Ek Tooti Huyi Zanjeer Ki Fariyaad Hoon Main,
Aur Duniya Samjhati Hai Ke Aazaad Hoon Main,
Ess Ishq Ne Hum Ko Diya Hi Kyaa Hai,
Kal Bhi Barbaad The Aur Aaaj Bhi Barbaad Hoon Main!

Nov,13 2014
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Dard Ki Har Ek Hadd Se Guzar Gaya Hoon Main,

Dard Ki Har Ek Hadd Se Guzar Gaya Hoon Main,
Fir Na Kabhi Simtunga Yoon Bikhar Gaya Hoon Main,
Maut Bhi Nahi Aati Ab To Rooh Ke Nikalne Se Bhi,
Saans Mujhme Baaki Hain Fir Bikhar Gaya Hoon Main.!!

Nov,13 2014
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Wo Jo Rehta Tha Iss Dil Mein Kabhi "Apnon" Ki Tarah

Wo Jo Rehta Tha Iss Dil Mein Kabhi "Apnon" Ki Tarah
Aisa Bholey Ke Milta Hai Ab "Sapnon Ki Tarah

Pal Pal Karta Tha Jo Sath "Nibhane" Ki Batain
Chor Gaya Hum Ko Purani "Rasmon" Ki Tarah

Ruswa Hue "Zamaney" Mein To Ye Jana.
Tere Wady Bhi The Jhote,
Teri "Qasmoon" Ki Tarah!!

Nov,13 2014
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Raabton, Rishton Mai Uljhan Thi Bohot

Raabton, Rishton Mai Uljhan Thi Bohot
Is Nizam-E-Shehr Mai Rehne Ki Himmat Hi Na Ki
Lafz Yeh Logon Mai Raij Tha "Bohot"
Is Liye Is Shehr Mai Hum Ne Mohabbat Hi Na Ki.

Nov,13 2014
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Jo Tha Masiha Mera Aaj Use Pathar Keh Diya,

Jo Tha Masiha Mera Aaj Use Pathar Keh Diya,
Na Chahte Huye Bhi Julm Kamaya Maine,
Ek Tarf Mout Hai Aor Ek Tarf Basar Tanha,
Pyaar Me Kyaa Kahoon Ki Kyaa Paya Maine,
Dhuaan Hi Dhuaan Uthta Raha Magar Aag Na Jal Payi,
Aaj Is Kadar Uske Khato Ko Jlaya Maine..!!

Nov,13 2014
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Zindagi Hai Nadan Isiliye Chup Hu,

Zindagi Hai Nadan Isiliye Chup Hu,
Dard Hi Dard Hai Subah Sham Isiliye Chup Hu,
Keh Du Jamane Se Dasta Apni,
Usme Nam Ayega Tera Isiliye Chup Hu.

Nov,13 2014
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Zindagi Hai Nadan Isiliye Chup Hu,

Zindagi Hai Nadan Isiliye Chup Hu,
Dard Hi Dard Hai Subah Sham Isiliye Chup Hu,
Keh Du Jamane Se Dasta Apni,
Usme Nam Ayega Tera Isiliye Chup Hu.

Nov,13 2014
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Zindagi Hai Nadan Isiliye Chup Hu,

Zindagi Hai Nadan Isiliye Chup Hu,
Dard Hi Dard Hai Subah Sham Isiliye Chup Hu,
Keh Du Jamane Se Dasta Apni,
Usme Nam Ayega Tera Isiliye Chup Hu.

Nov,13 2014
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Kin Lafzon Main Bayan Karun

Kin Lafzon Main Bayan Karun
Apnay Dard Ko Main.
Sunne Wale To B0ht Hain
Samjne Wala Koi Nahiin.!

Nov,13 2014
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Meri Barbad Zindagii Ke Kisse Sunte Hai Sabhi

Meri Barbad Zindagii Ke Kisse Sunte Hai Sabhi.
Jese Koi Kahani Sunte Hai Sabhi
Me Ro Ro Kar Sunati Hu.
Or Mazak Banate Hai Sabhi.
Meri Zindagi Ke Kisso Pe Hasne Waalo.
Koi Tum Par Na Hase Kabhi.
Isliye Mohabbat Na Karna Kabhi.

Nov,13 2014
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Sajaa Ye Hai Ki Aankho Ne Cheen Li Neendein

"Sajaa Ye Hai Ki Aankho Ne Cheen Li
Neendein ** 
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Julm Yeh Tha Ki Jeene K Khwaab Dekhe They!!

Nov,13 2014
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Koi Na Reh Saka Is Dil Me Abtak,

Koi Na Reh Saka Is Dil Me Abtak,
Kyoki Tera Aana Baki Hai Abtak,
Chahege Is Kadar Toot Ke Tujhko,
Is Jism Mese Rooh Ka Jana Baki Hai Jabtak.

Nov,13 2014
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Humein To Kab Se Pata ThaK

"Humein To Kab Se Pata ThaK
Tu Bewafa Hai.!
Tujhe Chaha Isliye K Shayed Teri
Fitrat Badal Jaye.!

Nov,13 2014
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Meri Jindgi Jo Hai Tumse Hai,

Meri Jindgi Jo Hai Tumse Hai,
Meri Jo Aashique Hai Tumse Hai,
Tum Jo Chhor Jaogi Humen To Mar Hi Jayenge Hum,
Tumhare Dam Se Hi Zindagi Hay,
Sirf Itna Yaad Rakhna Tum !!

Nov,13 2014
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Shikayat Kya Karun Dono Taraf

Shikayat Kya Karun Dono Taraf
Ghum Ka Fasana Hai
Mere Aage Mohabbat Hai
Tere Aage Zamana Hai.
Pukara Hai Tujhe Manzil Ne
Lekin.
Main Kahan Jaon
Bicharh Kar Teri Duniya Se.
Kahan Mera Thikana Hai.
Mubarak Ho Tujhe Jan-E-Wafa
Majboriyan Teri,
Mujhe To Zindagi Bhar
Piyar Ka Waada Nibhana Hai.

Nov,13 2014
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Jhoot Kehte Hain Log Ki

Jhoot Kehte Hain Log Ki
Mohabbat Sab Kuch Cheen Leti Hai..
Par
Maine To Mohabbat Kar ke Dosto
Gamo Ka Khazaana Paa Liya Hai..!

Nov,13 2014
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Dur Rehne Walo Ne Aisa Sila Diya!

Dur Rehne Walo Ne Aisa Sila Diya!
Apni Yaado Se Hamko Rula Diya!
Itna Bhi Matlabi Na Ho Yaar Kisika!
Ki Jab Chaha Yaad Kiya Jab Chaha Bhula Diya!

Nov,13 2014
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Tamanna Jab Kisi Ki Nakaam Ho Jati Hai.

Tamanna Jab Kisi Ki Nakaam Ho Jati Hai.
Zindgi Uski Ek Udas Sham Ho Jati Hai
Dil K Sath Daulat Ka Hona B Zaruri Hai
Warna Garib Ki Mohabbat Nilam Ho Jati He.

Nov,13 2014
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Nazro Se Nazro Ka Takrar Hota He

Nazro Se Nazro Ka Takrar Hota He
Har Mod Pe Kisi Ka Intezar Hota He
Dil Rota He Aur Zakhm Haste He
Yhi Hota He Mere Yar Jab Sacha Pyar Hota He.

Nov,13 2014
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Lafzo Me Chhod Diya Hai

Lafzo Me Chhod Diya Hai
Bayaan Karna Haal E Dil Ka Fasaana.
Itne Dhoke Khaaye Hain Pyar Me
Ki
Dil Ne Bhi Chhod Diya Hai,
Ab Dil me Kisi Ko Basaana.!

Nov,13 2014
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Mujhse Milti Hain To Milti Hain Chura Ke Ankhein,

Mujhse Milti Hain To Milti Hain Chura Ke Ankhein,
Phir Woh Kis Ke Liye Rakhte Hain Saja Kar Ankhein.
Mein Unhein Dekhta Rehta Hon Jahan Tak Dekhon,
Ek Woh Hain Ke Jo Dekhein Na, Utha Kar Ankhein.
Usi Jagah Aaj Tak Bhi Rehta Hu Mein Akela Yaro,
Jis Jagah Chod Gaye They Woh Mila Kar Aankhein.
Mujhse Har Baar, Chura Leta Hai Woh Nazrein Apni,
Maine Kaghaz Pe Bhi Dekhi Hain Bana Kar Ankhein.!

Nov,13 2014
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Mujhse Milti Hain To Milti Hain Chura Ke Ankhein,

Mujhse Milti Hain To Milti Hain Chura Ke Ankhein,
Phir Woh Kis Ke Liye Rakhte Hain Saja Kar Ankhein.
Mein Unhein Dekhta Rehta Hon Jahan Tak Dekhon,
Ek Woh Hain Ke Jo Dekhein Na, Utha Kar Ankhein.
Usi Jagah Aaj Tak Bhi Rehta Hu Mein Akela Yaro,
Jis Jagah Chod Gaye They Woh Mila Kar Aankhein.
Mujhse Har Baar, Chura Leta Hai Woh Nazrein Apni,
Maine Kaghaz Pe Bhi Dekhi Hain Bana Kar Ankhein.!

Nov,13 2014
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Ab Zikra Mera Unke Hawaon Mein Nahi Thaa,

Ab Zikra Mera Unke Hawaon Mein Nahi Thaa,
Shayad Main Kahin Chahne Walon Mein Nahi Thaa,
Lagta Hai Ke Qismat Mein Andhere Hi Likhe Theyy Mere,
Main Raat Ka Jugnoo Mein Tha Ujalon Mein Nahi Thaa !!

Nov,13 2014
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Ab Zikra Mera Unke Hawaon Mein Nahi Thaa,

Ab Zikra Mera Unke Hawaon Mein Nahi Thaa,
Shayad Main Kahin Chahne Walon Mein Nahi Thaa,
Lagta Hai Ke Qismat Mein Andhere Hi Likhe Theyy Mere,
Main Raat Ka Jugnoo Mein Tha Ujalon Mein Nahi Thaa !!

Nov,13 2014
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Chalo Der Hi Sahi Unko Tera Khayaal To Aaya,

Chalo Der Hi Sahi Unko Tera Khayaal To Aaya, 
Unke Dil Mein Tere Liye Malal To Aaya,
Are Chale Jate Hain Log,
Essi Baat Ka Dard Liye Duniya Se, 
Na Unki Mohabbat Aayi Unke Zanaje Pe
Na Hi Usko Mera Khayaal Aaya!!

Nov,13 2014
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Chalo Der Hi Sahi Unko Tera Khayaal To Aaya,

Chalo Der Hi Sahi Unko Tera Khayaal To Aaya, 
Unke Dil Mein Tere Liye Malal To Aaya,
Are Chale Jate Hain Log,
Essi Baat Ka Dard Liye Duniya Se, 
Na Unki Mohabbat Aayi Unke Zanaje Pe
Na Hi Usko Mera Khayaal Aaya!!

Nov,13 2014
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Koshish Dil Ki Har Cheez Bhula Deti Hai,

Koshish Dil Ki Har Cheez Bhula Deti Hai,
Band Aankhon Mein Bhi Sapne Saja Deti Hai,
Sapno Ki Duniya Jarur Rakhna Dost,
Kyu Ki Haqiqat To Aksar Logo Ko Rula Deti Hai.?

Nov,13 2014
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Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gayi.

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gayi.
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Roshni Chali Gayi.
Kiya Kaho Kiya Gujri Hai Is Dil Par.
Ham Zinda Rah Gaye,
Par Hamari Zindagi Chali Gayi.

Nov,13 2014
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Chal Tujhe Dikha Du,

Chal Tujhe Dikha Du,
Apne Dil Ki Veeran Galiyan
Aye Bewafa
Shayed Ke Tujhe Taras Aa Jaye,
Meri Udaas Zndgi Par..!!

Nov,13 2014
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Us Se Keh Do Mujhe Sataana Chhod De

Us Se Keh Do Mujhe Sataana Chhod De
Dusro Ke Saath Rehkar Mujhe Jalaana Chhod De
Ya To Kar De Inkaar Mujhse Mohabbat Nahi
Ya Guzarta Hua Dekh Mujhe,
Palat Kar Muskuraana Chhod De....!!

Nov,13 2014
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Kbi Ek Lamha Aisa Bhi Aata Hai,

Kbi Ek Lamha Aisa Bhi Aata Hai,
Jisme Beeta Hua Kal Nazar Aata Hai,
Bas Yaade Reh Jati Hai Yaad Krne Ke Liye,
Aur Waqt Sab Kuch Leke Guzar Jata Hai.

Nov,13 2014
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Toon Hi Bataa Meri Yadon Ko Bhulane Wale..

Toon Hi Bataa Meri Yadon Ko Bhulane Wale..
Main Teri Yaad Ko Is Dil Se Bhulaun Kaise..
Phool Hota To Tere Darr Par Saja Rehta..
Zakhm Lekar Teri Dahleez Par Aaun Kaise..!!

Nov,13 2014
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Kehte Hain Bina "MEHNAT"

Kehte Hain Bina "MEHNAT"
Ke Kuch HaasiL Nahi Hota...!
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Ae'KHUDA
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Na Jaane Gum' Paane Ke LiYe,
HuMne Kaun Si "MEHNAT" Ki Thi...!

Nov,13 2014
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Dil To Tod Hi Diya Hai

Dil To Tod Hi Diya Hai,
Ab Jalado Ashiyana Mera,
Taki Hum Jalkar Khak Ho Jaye,
Na Dekh Sake Gairon Ke Sang Muskurana Tera...!

Nov,13 2014
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Tumhari Wafa Ke Taqaze Badal Gaye Warna,

Tumhari Wafa Ke Taqaze Badal Gaye Warna,
Mujhe Toh Aaj Bhi Tumse Azeez Koi Nahi...!!

Nov,13 2014
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Kaash Ke Tu Mujhse Mila Na Hota,

Kaash Ke Tu Mujhse Mila Na Hota,
Na Hota Dard Koi,Na Gamo Ka Silsila Hota,
Bepanaah Mohabbat Ko Panah Mil Jata Agar,
Tune Doori Karri Na Hoti,
Darmayan Koi Fasla Na Hota..!!

Nov,13 2014
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Tu Kahin Bhi Rahe,

Tu Kahin Bhi Rahe,
Tujh Par Yeh Ilzaam Hai,
Tere Haath Ki Lakeeron Mein,
Mera Naam Hai,
Tu Mujhe Apna Na Bana,
Tu Mere Naam Se Badnaam Hai.

Nov,13 2014
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Dil Ke Dard Ko Chupana Kitna Muskil Hai,

Dil Ke Dard Ko Chupana Kitna Muskil Hai,
Toot Ke Phir Muskurana Kitna Muskil Hai,
Door Tak Jab Chalo Kisi Ke Sath To Phir,
Tanha Laut Ke Aana Kitna Muskil Hai!!

Nov,13 2014
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Ungliyaan..?

Ungliyaan..?
Meri Wafa Par Na Uthaana Logo
Jisss Ko Shaq Ho
Nibha Kar Dekhe..!

Nov,13 2014
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Hamari Ankhon Me Ek Khawab H.

Hamari Ankhon Me Ek Khawab H.
Ur Khawab Ki Intha Behisab H.
Chahte H Ham Unko Apna Banana.
Par Unko Hamse Nafrat Besumar H.

Nov,13 2014
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Is Do Pal Ki Zindgi Mey Tanhai Kyun Hai,

Is Do Pal Ki Zindgi Mey Tanhai Kyun Hai,
Logo Ko Hamse Shikayat Kyu Nhai,
Is Dunia Me Insaan Kam To Nahi,
Phir Mere Saath Sirf Meri Parchai Kyun Hai?

Nov,13 2014
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Hum To Samjhe The Ke Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega,

Hum To Samjhe The Ke Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega,
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rog Dil Mai Utar Jayega,
Theek Likha Tha Mere Hath Ki Lakeeron Me,
Tu Agar Pyar Karega To Bikhar Jayega..!!

Nov,13 2014
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