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Munni ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?
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A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper.
After a month, he gets a letter saying,
"Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin.
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
With Idiot for Ever.
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Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day.
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Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho
.
socho
.
socho
.
aur socho
.
sochte raho
.
.
Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas.
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Do u know?
what is friendship?
?
?
khud ko jor se thappad lagao.
Dard mujhe hoga.
Yakeen nahi hota??:->
Toh
Try-kar lo.......;)
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Don't worry when others are unable to understand you. Worry only when you are not able to understand yourself. May you have a Happy New Year.
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In The Same Manner You
Make People Around You Feel Special,
May The New Year Turn Out
To Be Extremely Special For You Through Out.
Happy New Year Dear
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You Are A Precious Gift
From God Brother.
I Wish To Offer
My Happy New Year Wishes To You.
May You Always Shine In Our Family,
May You Be A Source Of Blessings
To Our Family This Year,
Happy New Year
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Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a
Very Happy New Year.
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You've Stood By Me Valiantly
Through Another Year Of Hardship And Disappointments.
Never Complaining Even When I Was Failing.
I Love You And I Mean It.
Happy New Year,
Thank God We've Made It.
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May The Coming Year
Evade All The Darkness From Your Life
And Turn You To Be A Better Human Being.
Wish You A Great Year Ahead!
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We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.
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In This New Year,
May Your Every Arrow
That You Shoot Hit The Bull Head
And Sink Into The Catch,
May Your Grapevines Ripen
In Every Due Season,
May Your Corn Harvest
Fill The Barns Till The Freshly Built Ones
And May Find Success
In All That You Do.
Happy New Year
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Welcome New Year..
We Look Forward To You..
A Year Of Wonderful Happiness..
A Year Of Good Health..
A Year Of Great Success..
A Year Of Incredibly Good Luck..
A Year Of Continuous Fun..
A Year Of World Peace
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Good resolutions are simply checks
that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.
Happy New Year.
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Year's end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year
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One day i may die without saying good bye to U,
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life...
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Bahut dard hota h jab teachr bolta h, ki tumhara aurr tumhare aage wale ka answr ek hai.
Tab dil se aawaz aati h.. To saala sawal v to ek hi tha....
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DIL ki aawaaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigahon ko ikraar kehte hain, sirf jataane ka naam ishq nahi, kisi ki yaado me jeene ko bhi pyar kehte hain.
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Dil ki majburi ka anjam kya jane
Pyr kisko kahte hai ye nadan kya jane
Hawa uda le gayi ghar Parinde ka
Kaise bana tha ghosla ye tufan kya jane
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Har koi pyaar ke liye rota hai,
Har koi pyaar ke liye tadapta hai,
Mera pyaar ko galat mat samajhna,
Pyaar toh dosti main bhi hota hai.
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kabhi-Kabhi Mohabbat Me Waade Tut Jate Hai,
Ishq K Kacche Dhage Tut Jate Hai,
Zuth Bolta Hoga Chand Bhi,
IsLiye To Ruth Kar Taare Tut Jate Hai
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Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
Sare zamane ki unpar najar H kya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka v ghar H kya karu.
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Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
Sare zamane ki unpar najar H kya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka v ghar H kya karu.
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Honto Pe Na Kabhi Koi Shikwa Chahiye,
Bus Nigah-e-Karam Or Dua Chahiye,
Chand Taro Ki Tamanna Mujhko Nahi,
Aap Salamat Raho mujhe Or Kya Chahiye.
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Najron ko chhipa ke rakhna,
Kaatil hai teri nazar.
Ek ko to maar diya tumne,
Karogi kitnon ko ghayal!!
Ghayal karaana Ankhon ki adat nahi hoti hai,
Ghayal hone walon ki Neeyat kharab hoti hai.
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Woh karte hai baat ishq ki,
Par ishq ke dard ka unhe ehsas nahi,
Ishq woh chand hai jo dikhta hai sab ko,
Par usse pana sab ke bas ka
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Hai Dafan Mujh Mein Meri Kitni Rounake Mat Punch.....
Ujar-Ujar Ke Jo Basta Hai Woh Sheher-E-Viraan Hu Main.....
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Kya samajhte hai mujhko jamane wale,
Har raaz nahin hote hai batane wale......
Kabhi fursat mile toh tanhaayi mein aake dekhna,
Kaise roote hai sabko hasane wale......
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Wo rooth jata hai aksar shiqwa kiye bagair...;
hum b to sehjata hai shikayat kiye bagair...;.
;hum soch te rohe muhobbt be loss hoti hai....;
ye uhi ho jati hai inayat kiye bagair...;
to kitna nadan hai sanam itna to soch le...;;;
jannat kab milti hai ebadat kiye bagair...;
kosur to hamara hai ....;;;
humne b muhobbt ki unki ejazat kiye bagair..
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TEACHR : Why r U laTe ....
PapPu : i waS OBEYiNg RoaD sigNt
TEACHR : What SigN ....
PapPU : SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLOW .. !!
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Y is a lecturer the greatest mother..
Coz a mother can put only 1 child 2 sleep,
but A lecturer cAn put d whole clAss 2 sleep
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Studies have shown that majority college students suffer from intense pain of lower jaw
dis is due to uncontrolled yawning during lectures
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COLLEGE MEMORIES:
One sided love,
Silent Mode Mobiles,
Bus stand coMedies
Canteen foods,
Escape froM seMinars,
Last period galataas,
Birthday treats,
Last Minute preparation,
Over nėght study for next day exaM,
Friend-faMily functions,
Internal Marks probleM,
Mass bunk for a filM,
Waiting for feb14,
shortage of pocket Money
and attendance
those day willnever coMe again
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Most Insulting Lines Written on a Board in Front of a Company:
..
..
"Beggars With Plate &
BE Freshers With Resume are Not Allowed Inside."
Plz dont laugh..
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Send me ur msgs only at these timings..
Morning
6am-12pm
Noon
12pm-4pm
Evening
4pm-8pm
Night
8pm-6am
Besides dese timing i-ll b studying.Plz coperate!!
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College se
bunk karvate
hai dost.
Jhoot bol k
bevkuf
banate hai dost.
Paani bol k
Vodka
pilate hai dost.
par
kuch b kaho
saale bahut yaad ate hai dost!
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8 semesters, 80GB syllabus, 80MB we study, 80KB we remember, 80 BYTES we answer, BINARY marks we get, dis is known as BTech(Brain is Technically Empty) degree!
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Big gang of frnds!COlOrles dress remindng dos colorful days!Untold love!Bakery chats!Silly fght!Frndly teachrs!Un4getable Group photos!Combindstudy!Rockng farewel days! Groupdiscusns on anythg n nothg!So many lunches 2share!Rmarkble marks! Justifid mistakes!Lovable tours!SCHOOl LIFE was nothng but HEAVEN
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Physics would have been much much Easier..
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton-s Head Instead of the Apple..!
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Got It...
Mil gaya kamina..
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"HENRY FISHEL-THE AMERICAN"
was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
Forward to all students. Sale ne jindagi narak bana di!
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Bhakt-INDIA se USA tak road banao
GOD-Mushkil hai kuch aur maango
BHAKT-Mere jagah aap Enginearing karo
GOD-Road single banau ya double..
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A palak tu band ho ja
khabo m unki surat to nazar ayegi
intezar to subah dubara shuru hoga
km se km rat to khusi se kat jayegi.
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New exam pattern=>
1.General students:-Ans ALL question.
2.OBC:-Write ANY question.
3.SC:-Read ONLY question.
4.ST:-Thanks for coming 2 exam..
apNE KYA CHUNA?
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What is similarty b/w air&students? . . . . . . . . . Both turn the pages of book without reading them.
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Upcoming Horror Movies
*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.
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Universal truth we learnt:
"Sun rises in the east".
Fact:
"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"
Moral:-
"Education ruins us!!!"
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A Belated Teachers' Day
Its A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
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.
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers
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