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Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
Husband: Expiry Date..!!
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Har Raat Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai,
Kabhi Subha Kabhi Sham Yaad Ata Hai,
Sochte Hai Hum Kar Le Dusri Mohabbat,
Fir Pehli Mohabbat Ka ANJAAM Yaad Ata Hai..
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Nasha Jaruri Hai Zindagi Liye,
Par Sirf Sharab Hi Nahi Hai Bekhudi Ke Liye,
Kisi Ki Mast Nigahon Me Doob Jao,
Bada Haseen Samander Hai Khudkhushi Ke Liye..
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Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS
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Kyu ki unki CLASS Me NAYI LADKIYA Hogi..!!
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Arz Kiya Hai…
Ye Bima Company Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Karte Hai..
Logo Ki Biwiyon Ke Paas Ghanto Baith Kar,
Pati Ke Marne Ke Faayde Batate Hain…
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5 Saal Ke Bachche Ne Pyar Ki Vyakhya Likhi
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Pyaar Huggies Me Huyi Su-Su Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Jo Dusro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par Khud Ko Feel Hota Hai..
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LOVE V/S DAARU
Love- Pagal
Daru - Mood Fresh
Love - Nind Nahi
Daru - Mast Nind
Love - 1 Date Ke 2000/-
Daru - 1 Botel Ke 300/-
Love - Sabki Suno
Daru - Pee K Sunao
Faisla Aapka..
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Ladkiwale: Drink Karte Ho?
Ji Haan
Cigarette?
HarRoz
Jua/Satta?
Bilkul
Danga-Fasad?
Adat He
Saari Negative Batein Hai Kuch Positive Bhi He?
Hai Na
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HIV
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Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Mere Dosto Ke Pass Mere Liye Time Nahi Hai,
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Fir Yaad Aata He Ki Yaar Hum Single He, Sab Thodi Ne Hogey..
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Duniya Me Itni Rasme Kyu Hai,
Pyaar Agar Zindagi He To Isme Kasme Kyu Hai,
Hame Batata Kyu Nahi Koi Ye Raaz,
Dil Agar Apna Hai To Kisi Aur Ke Baas Me Kyu Hai.
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Hothon Ko Chhua Usne Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai,
Aankhon Me Nami Or Saanso Me Aag Ab Tak Hai,
Waqt Guzar Gaya Par Uski Yaad Na Gayi,
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Kya ‘PANIPURI’ Thi Yarrr…
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Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.
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Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
Happy Christmas.
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Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly,
the world becomes a delightful place on the day.
It sweeps the magic wand and the snowy outdoors and joyous indoors fills the heart of one and all.
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Happy Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa Clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar…christmas sms hindi
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Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
Merry X-Mas christmas greetings - best christmas sms
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May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.
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May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts and fill every desire.
Merry X-MAS
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My boss installed WhatsApp and texted me "Oye, Jokes bhej !!"
I replied "Sir, pehle ye batao mera increment kab hoga ??"
Boss replied : "Mast tha !! Aur bhej"
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My Friend was sitting outside a nursing home
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Me : Kya hua sab thik to hai?
yaha kyu baitha hai?
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Friend : Haa sab thik,
Yaha Wi-fi ka signal aa ra hai
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A doctor got a call from a very excited woman, "My son just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"
He replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"
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A drunk, after having had one too many, called up the bartender and asked him the distance between Dalhousie Square and Ballygunge in Calcutta.The bartender in all honesty answered, "Why Sir, it is 15 kilometers."The drunk then asked him the distance between Ballygunge and Dalhousie Square, which again the bartender answered as 15 kilometers.Whereupon the drunk accused the bartender of being heavy on the booze, asking how his answers could be correct as Monday to Friday and Friday to Monday could not be the same distance.
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Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him.So he approached Banta and asked, "What are you doing?"When he was told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted."How many have you counted?"Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees.Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty.
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Usually a student is blamed if she/he fails to secure pass marks. But we, students, sometimes think that it is not the fault of a student if one fails because a year has only 365 days. Sunday - 52 Sundays in a year (they are meant for rest and watching TV) the remaining days are 313. Summer Holidays - 60 days (weather is so hot and it`s difficult to study). Eight hours of daily sleep, which means 122 days in a year what is left is 131 days. An hour, daily for conversation (man is a social being) which means 15 days. The rest are 116. Two hours every day for food and other delicacies, which means 30 days, leaving only 86. One hour for playing and other work everyday that means 15 days. The balance ? Well 71. Examination days, per year, at least 21 days . The leftover are 50. Winter vacation, festivals, parties, picnics and other holidays - 40 days What remains are 10 days. For sickness, at least 6 days. The rest 4 days - movies at least three days. The remainder is one day. Only one day left for annual days. So will our teachers kindly tell us when to study so as to fare well in exams?
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Scotch is a brilliant Invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
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Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai, Kyaa Karoon, Khushi Ke Maare Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aa Rahaa Ki Kidhar Jaauun ???`
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Barsenge BArsenge HAmare SMS aj fir Barsenge..,tumhari 5 paise ki muskan k liye...hum aaj fir 1 -RS kharchenge,....!
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Bus me santa 1 ladki pe ja gira tab ladki boli:Battamiz kya kar rahe ho....
Santa bola:Ji PUNJAB UNIVERSITY se B kar raha hu...!
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Teacher asked to student:Wht is ur cast..
Stu: Pehle to hum sharma thay,
fir Rajput thay,
fir Baniya ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi, Aage Mummy ki marzi
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1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He
Kya Apne Kaha 6..
Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6Bar Feka Jata He.Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.
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father: kya hua beta q ro rhe ho kya hua tum mujhe batao main tumhare dost ki tarh hoon
Son:kya batau main apni wali se milne gaya tha to teri wali ne mujhe bhut mara
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Ek aunty pani naha rahi thi utne me ek baccha puchta hai aunty a kya hai
Aunty :A garage hai betaBaccha:par is garage me ek bhi gadi nahi haiAunty:Nahi beta gadi uncle ke pas hai raat me aake is me hi chodenge
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Tere Liye Me Chand KoTod Du,
Suraj Ko Mod Du,
Zamin Se Asma Jod Du,
Tu Ekbar Has Ke Dekh
Tere Sare Daat Tod Du.
Ab jaldi se so ja.
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What did computer think wen u sit infront of it.. It think: INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE...
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1 Ladki Ne Sasural Se Apni Maa
ko
phone kiya
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Ladki:Maa, kal Meri Unke Sath Ladai Ho Gai
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Maa:"koi Baat Ni Beti, Pati
Patni Ke Beech Ladai Hoti Rehti
Hai..
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Ladki:Haan Wo Sab To Theek Hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ?
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Maa : OLX Pe Bech De
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Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.
1
Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
Happy Christmas.
1
Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly,
the world becomes a delightful place on the day.
It sweeps the magic wand and the snowy outdoors and joyous indoors fills the heart of one and all.
1
Happy Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa Clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar…christmas sms hindi
1
Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
Merry X-Mas christmas greetings - best christmas sms
1
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.
1
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts and fill every desire.
Merry X-MAS
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Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea.
It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Human=Eat+Work+sms+sleep
Gadha=Eat+Work+sleep
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hence
Human=Gadha + sms
or
Human - Sms = Gadha
proves that human without sending sms = Gadha.
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removed Sandals = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy Behind Her
Said
"U Carry On",
I Have Coins!
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
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Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..
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