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Customer to Pappu: Teri to rasgulle ki Dukaan hai, tera khaane Ka man nahi karta?.
Pappu: karta to hai uncle Lekin papa count kar Ke rakhte hain?.isliye bas choos Ke wapas rakh deta hoon.
Customer fainted
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Night was dark . . .
Moon was high . . .
Boy stopped bike . . . .
Girl asked why? . . .
He came close.. . .:>
She felt shy.. . .:|
& he said ..
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DHAKKA MAAR Heroine
Petrol khatam ho gaya hai.. :p;)
B+
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Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai..
Monkey - Kyu? Kya hua bhai!
Tiger - Saale raat-din camere lagake baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain,
"Only Few Left..Only Few Left."
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*FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES**
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
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CLASSIC INSULT:
Girl- Main abhi-abhi beauty parlour se aa rahi hu..
Boy- Arey!!..Aaj bhi band tha kya?
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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God…O God'…
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Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
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Ek Sindhi Bhagwan se Prarthna karta hai:
Hey mere 33crore Devi-Devtaao
Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye..
Bus Aap sabhi Mujhe 1-1 Rupaya de do.
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Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between friends remains ever strong
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I you can’t change a Girl………………..then change the Girl.
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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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If a police officer says,Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence ….Your answer should always be,,please don’t hit me again officer…
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Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
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Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life
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Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya,
Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha
Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha
Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai?
Santa Kuch Sochke Bola:
Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai
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Question: Who is Joe..
Ans: Kambakth ishq..
Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world..
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How..
Student: Because it is Black & White
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Teacher: What do you call a person with 6 guns.
Chaggan
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Q:- What-s the difference between a fly and a mosquito..
A:- A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito
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Why Amitabh Bachan hated SlumDog Millionaire.
it had jai ho and forgot his friend veeru!
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Q. How did Santha cheat the railways..
Ans. He bought the ticket n did-nt travel!
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BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we-ll go aboard
She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad
Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy
GF calls her student:for one week,you-re free
Little boy calls grandpa:i-m free for 1 week
Grandpa(boss) calls her secretory:tour cancelled
I-m with my grandson this week
Secretory calls her hubby:tour cancelled
Husband calls GF:wife not going
GF calls boy:this week your class as usual
Boy calls grandpa:sorry,i-ve to attend m
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Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth Last Yr
Aftr D Match He Asked-Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT Q
KHATE HAI-
Bhajji Slapped & Said
-DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA-
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused..
Because their daddies were mummies!
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i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
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Subah Subah Usne
Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se
mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai,
Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur,
Jab darwaja khola toa vo
Bade hi pyar se muskurai ,
Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai,
Aur thora ghabrai,
Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni,
Nikal pari mere Bhai,
Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai ,
Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai,
Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
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College ke Girls ne Strike kiya.
Boys ne b unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha
"We want Justice...."
Boys ne piche se kaha
"We want just kiss.
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Sardar ne mendak se pucha k,
Sardaro me dimag hota h k nai?
Mendak kuch nahi bola or pani me kud gya.
Sardar bola-sale,
Isme SUICIDE karne wali kya bat thi..
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,
Agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana,
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai.
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Ek din RAWAN disko gaya,
Aur wo behons ho gaya..
soncho kyon??
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kyonki disko me Entry ke liye 5000 Rs.
Per head tha..ha..ha ha
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Government Ka Bridge Ka
Tender Nikla.
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Ek Madrasi Ne 30 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya. .
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Kaise ?" .
Madrasi Ne Kaha :
"20 Lakh Ka Material
5 Lakh Ka Labour 5 Lakh Mera Munafa"
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Gujrati Ne 90 Lakh Ka
Quotation Diya.
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Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Itna Mahenga Kaise ?" .
Gujrati Bola : "30 Lakh AapKe
Aur
30 Lakh Mere"
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Authorities Ne Puchha : "Aur Bridge Ka Kya ?" .
Gujrati Bola :
"Bridge Madrasi Banayega."
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Gujrati Got the Tender !
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Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Skta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tk Kuch Nhi Bolaaur
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Krta Rhakeval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne K Lie.
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nhi Paai Plz Repeat Kro..
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Ek Newspaper Me Chhapa
Ki:"50%ladkiya Bewkoof Hoti Hai".
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Is Baat Par Ladkiyo Ne Khub Halla Machaya..
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Fir Next Day Jab Ye Chapa K"50%
Ladkiya Bewkoof Nahi Hoti".
Tab Jakar Ladkiya Shant Hui.
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Zindgi_1"PHOOL Hai To,
Mohabbt UsKi Khushbu Hai,
PYAR 1 "Dariya Hai To
MEHBOOB_Uska Sahil Hai,
Agar Zindgi 1"DARD Hai To,
DoST Uski Dawa Hai.
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Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!
Its Also Made For
True Frnds
A True Frd Can
Love More Than A Lovr
Ds Msg Dedicated To All My
True & Lovly Frnds.!
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Uski Yaado Me Biti Har Raat Alag H,
UskE Sath Hui Har Mulaqat Alag H,
Har Sakash Meri Zindagi Chu Kar Gya,
Magar Mere Us Dost Ki Har Baat Alag H.
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Iski Morning Good Uska Whole Day Is Good.
Jiski Evening Good Uski Whole Night Good.
But Jiska Mere Jaisa Dost Ho
Uski Puri Life Hi Good.
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Aaj- Dear
Kal- Yaar
Parso- Pyar
Fir- Ikrar
Fir- Intezar
Fir- Takrar
Fir- Darar
Sari Mehnat Bekar Vo Kisi Or K Sath Farar.
Isliye Dosti Best Hai Mere Yaar
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Hothon Pe Ulfat K Fasane Nhi Ate,
Jo Beet Gaye Fir Wo Zamane Nhi Ate.
Dost Hi Hote Hain Dosto K Humdard,
Koi Frishte Yahan Sath Nibhane Nhi Aate.
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Dil Tootna Sazaa Hai Mohabbat Ki,
Dil Jodna Ada Hai Dosti Ki.
Maange Jo Kurbani Woh Hai Mohabbat,
Jo Bin Maange Ho Jaye Kurban
Wo Hai Dosti Hamari.
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I am sorry, I know very few ways
To love you, but in every single way
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I love you from my deep deep heart .
There is none in my Heart but you!
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If its not enough for you,
I guess then am not the one!
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What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I’m Sorry For Hurting You.
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I'm sorry may not mean that much to you,
but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me!
Please forgive me ?
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Be the first one to say Sorry
when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz
of you & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to you!
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if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....
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Hoping your birthday
Is a happy one,
Just filled with friends,
Excitement and fun!
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if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hours,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
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