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Living a day without you

Living a day without you would mean having no life at all.
But if losing you is the best thing to make you happy' then i must live without a life.

Oct,31 2014
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I loved you once

I loved you once'
you loved me not'
i loved you twice'
but then i thought'
you dont love me'
and never will'
but even so'
i love you still!!!

Oct,31 2014
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I knew no beauty' until you appeared

I knew no beauty' until you appeared.
I knew no sweetness until you came.
I knew no joy' until you cared.
I knew no sorrow' until you left.
I know you will come back' and make me love again.

Oct,31 2014
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Kyu Yeh Dard Jaata Nahi

"Kyu Yeh Dard Jaata Nahi,
Kyu Yeh Kisi Ko Yaad Aata Nahi,
Kehne Ko To Yeh Dard Meetha Hota Hain,
Phir Kyu Dil Se Yeh Saha Jata Nahi.

Oct,31 2014
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if i stop thinking of you

if i stop thinking of you, will you be gone to me forever?
But can you stop thinking of him-her??

Oct,31 2014
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Love marriages are never success

Love marriages are never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages are made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed.

Oct,31 2014
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kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen bahare

kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen bahare,
kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta,
kisi ki kabar par banta hai TAJMAHAL,
kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta......

Oct,31 2014
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Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai

Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai,
Tooti hui kashti hai tehhra hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabon me dam tor chuka hai,
kuch yaad nahi aata, yeh kiski nishani hai

Oct,31 2014
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tne kamzor huye teri judai se

Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye...
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai
se..

Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Poora under gaya

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch...... haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha.

Oct,30 2014
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Aansu Tab Nai Aate Jab Aap Kisi Ko Miss Krte Ho

1 Line Jise Bahut Kam Log Samajhte H:
Aansu Tab Nai Aate Jab Aap Kisi Ko Miss Krte Ho

Ye to Tab Aate Hain Jab Aap Kisi Ko Miss Nahi Karna Chahte.

Oct,30 2014
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Kya khoobsurat aap ka andaz hai

Kya khoobsurat aap ka andaz hai,
haqeeqat hai ya khawab hai
khush naseebon ke paas aap rehte ho
mere paas to bas aapki meethi si yaad hai
MISS U.

Oct,30 2014
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So, You Left Me Standing Alone

So, You Left Me Standing Alone,
And I Am Hurt To The Bone.
I Couldn’t Imagine It Ending Like This,
You Left Me Without A Last Kiss.

Oct,30 2014
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Us K "Honton" Ko

Us K "Honton" Ko
Chuma To Ehsas Huwa,
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.
Ik Pani Hi Zaruri
Nahi Pyas Bhujane
K Liye..

Oct,30 2014
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U R Sweeter Than Honey

U R Sweeter Than Honey
Purer Than Milk
Softer Than Flower
Since I Have U As My Lover
Come To Me Near
i”ll Kiss Ur Lips Without Fear
U”ll Say,
Having U Is Treasure & Be Wit Me For Ever....

Oct,30 2014
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I Want A KISS

I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!

Oct,30 2014
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Never KISS A Lady Police

Never KISS A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up.
Never KISS A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please
Always KISS A Lady Teacher, She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time.

Oct,30 2014
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Ting Tong

Ting Tong !
Kon?
Dost.
Kon Dost?
Sms.
Aaa Jao.
Ok.
Sms Is Receved.

Oct,30 2014
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Na Yaad Tumhri Bhulege

Na Yaad Tumhri Bhulege
Na Sath Tumhra Chodege
Na Krege Dil Se Dur Tumhe
Na Dosti Tumse Todege
Agar Tut Bhi Jaye Galti Se To
"FEVI QUICK" Laga Ke Jodenge Samjhe.

Oct,30 2014
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Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane

Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane,
Asman Dekhkar Badal Bane,
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane,
Kuch To Baat H Aap Me,
Jo Aapko Dekhkar Hum
Aapke Dost Bane!

Oct,30 2014
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Khuda Na Apki Bhukh Dekhi Toh Khana Banaya

Khuda Na Apki Bhukh Dekhi Toh Khana Banaya.
Pyaas Dekhi To Pani Banaya, 
Nind Dekhe Toh Bistar Banaya, 
Aur Bina Dost Ke Dekha Toh Mujhko Fasaya

Oct,30 2014
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Zindagi Me Baarbaar Ye Makam Aye

Zindagi Me Baarbaar Ye Makam Aye.
'Tum Hamare Hum Tumare Kam Aye.
'Bas Itnisi Duwa Hai Khuda Se.
'Agale Janam Me Bhi Tumare Yaro Me Hamara Naam Aye".

Oct,30 2014
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Aise Dost Ke Liye Jeena Sikho Jo

Aise Dost Ke Liye Jeena Sikho Jo,
Aapke Liye Marne Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho.
Aap Veise Dost Ko Khush Rakho
Jis Ke Dil Me Aapke Liye Pyar Ho.

Oct,30 2014
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Woh Puchte Ha

Woh Puchte Hai.
"Kitne Dost Hai
Tumhari Is Duniya Mein.?
.
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.
.
.
.
"Aur Mera Jawab.
"MERE DOST HI MERI DUNIYA HAI.

Oct,30 2014
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Baharo Ki Mahfil Suhani Rahegi

Baharo Ki Mahfil Suhani Rahegi,
Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi
Chamkte Rahenge Khusiyon Ki Ye Sitare
Agar Aapki 'Dosti' Ki Maharbani Rahegi.

Oct,30 2014
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Dost Aisi Tadap Hai Jo

Dost Aisi Tadap Hai Jo
Dil Se Nahi Nikala Jata,
Dil Mein Chupi Aag Ko
Bujahaya Nahi Jata,
Kitni Bhi Duri Ho Dosti Mein,
Aap Jaise Dost Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata.

Oct,30 2014
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Rishto Ka Viswaas Tut Na Jaye

Rishto Ka Viswaas Tut Na Jaye,
Dosti Ka Sath Kabi Chhut Na Jaye.
A Khuda Galti Krne Se Pehle,
Sambhal Lena Mujhe,
Kahi Meri Galti Se,
Mera Dost Ruth Na Jae.

Oct,30 2014
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I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects

I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects
.
I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects,

But
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.
I Smiled When I Came To Know
My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects
I Love My Friend.

Oct,30 2014
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Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota

Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota,
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota,
Achha Kuch Kia Hoga Hum Ne,
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota

Oct,30 2014
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Dil Me Apki Har Baat Rahegi

Dil Me Apki Har Baat Rahegi.
Jagah Chhoti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi..
Chahe Hum Bhulaye Zamane Ko,
Apki Yeh Pyari Si Dosti Hamesha Yaad Rahegi.

Oct,30 2014
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chandani rat me chand ka didar

chandani rat me chand ka didar ho gaya,dekhte hi dekhte chand badal me chha gaya.ham badal hantne ka entjar kiya,tab tak chand ko kisi your se payar ho gaya.kk

Oct,30 2014
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Sadiyo Se Hotho Par Pyas Thi

Sadiyo Se Hotho Par Pyas Thi
Aaj Samandar Dekha To Pi Gya
Paida Hote Hi Marne Ki Tamanna Thi Par
Tujhe Dekha To Ji Gya

Oct,30 2014
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Pagal JIJU BANGKOK Gaya

Jija Sali Se:
"Agr Mai Tumhe Kiss Kru To Tum Kya Samjhugi"
Sali:"Main Samjhungi
Pagal JIJU BANGKOK Gaya Aur
Sirf Airport Se Hi Vapas Laut Aaya.

Oct,30 2014
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Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye

Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye:
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Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare,
Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye,
Ek Biwi Jo bacho ko sambhale
.
Aur
.
.
TEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe... :)

Oct,30 2014
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Boy- i am 20years old

Boy- i am 20years old
Tum kitne saal ki ho ?
.
.
Girl-mai bhi 20years ki hu?
Boy-toh 20-20 ho jaye
Girl- 3 din ruko
Boy-why?
Girl- pitch geeli hai...:D

Oct,30 2014
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Oct,30 2014
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