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Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
Jethalal se hi honi hai
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Agar Ladki Kahi Paidal Ja Rahi Ho To Aap Unhe Apni Bike Me Pahucha Dene Ka Offer Jarur Kare, Aisa Impression Jamane Ke Liye Badiya Mauka Hai.
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Agar Unke Paas Cell Phone Hai To Kisi Bhi Bahane Unse Contact Karte Rahiye, Aur SMS Bhi Bhejte Rahiye.
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Agar Wo Aapse Raste Par Lift Mange To Aap Use Jarur De, Aur Aise React Kare Jaise Aap Bahut Jaruri Kaam Se Ja Rahe The Lekin Unke Liye Aapne Jaruri Kaam Chhod Kar Unhe Lift Di, Isse Wo Aap Se Impress Hue Bina Nahi Rah Sakegi Aur Aap Use Aasani Se Pata Lenge.
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Agar Wo Koi Khaas Type Ke Book Read Karne Ki Shaukin Ho To Aap Use Wo Book Gift Kare (For Exa. Comics, Film Magazines Etc.). Wo Aapse Jarur Impress Hongi Aur Aap Unhe Easily Pata Lenge.
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Medical science proved ke
Kapre tight pehnne se Blood Circulation ruk jata hai.
But
Ladhkiyo ke kapre jitne tight ho to
Ladhko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai.
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Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.
If we could decide who to love, then,
life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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All good girls and boys go to heaven that’s why I wasn’t invited.
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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.
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Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!
Mode change kar diya hai
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An important notification !!!
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian..
Because ..
Ghar ki murgi daal barabar
student of IIN
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Logo ko aksar kehte suna hai ki..
Zinda rahe to fir milenge.
Magar is dil ne mahsoos kiya ki..
Milte rahoge to zinda rahenge
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Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration..!!
Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused
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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old
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कभी भी उससे अकेले में मिलने की जल्दबाजी न दिखाएं।
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आकर्षक व्यक्तित्व का स्वामी, उत्तम भाव, आंखें आदि नवयुवकों के व्यक्तित्व को आकर्षक बनाते हैं।
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Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
Tabhi to Congress ki fatt rahi hai!!
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Line marne ke anek tarike hai..
Jinme se kuch is prakr hai..
1. pen se
2. pencl se
3. marker se..
Sabko apni trah samja hai
kya kuch log sarif bhi hote hai..!!
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चली जाती है आये दिन वो ब्यूटी पार्लर में यूँ
उसका मकसद है………..मिसाल-ए-हूर हो जाना
मगर ये बात किसी बेगम की समझ में क्यूँ नहीं आती
कि मुमकिन नहीं किशमिश का फिर से अंगूर हो जाना
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What kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away
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Money is a small coin,
Health is a big coin,
Love is a lucky coin,
Friendship is a sweet coin,
&
Relationship is a ‘GOLD’ coin,
Keep it safe..!!
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Don’t trust too much,
don’t love too much,
don’t care too much..
bcoz that ‘too much’ Will hurt u soo much
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Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti ha
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Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath ki hatheli pe
likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesi syahi thi wo
k mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi
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Life is hard, hard is my style
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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Run mad as often as u choose,but do not faint.
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Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend:
Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh ehsas hua ki,
Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi feeki lagti hai..!!
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Mene maa se pucha kab tak mere liye
es tarah raato ko jagti rahogi.
Maa ne kaha jab tak tu raaton mein
apni dusri maao se baat karna band nai kar deta.
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Sath Rehte Yuhi Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Dur Hone K Baad Kon Kise Yaad Ayega,
Jee Lo Ye Pal Jab Hum Sath He,
Kal Kya Pata Waqt Kaha Le Jayega..
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Jindgi mein waqt se jyada apna aur paraya koi nahi hota hai,
Waqt apna hota hai to sab apne hote hai,
Aur waqt paraya hota hai to har koi paraya ho jata hai
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80 years ki Age mein SEX pe kuchh bolne ke liye Santa ko kaha gaya..
Santa: Ye Bahut hi Mushkil hai.,
Bilkul Waisa, Jaise RASSI se BILLIARDS Khelna!
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya
Sath me teri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me khayal aya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin (No) Nahaya
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A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:
Tourist: Any great men born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?
Kapil: Mendak.
Teacher: 4 aur batao…
Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item
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Re-reading some parts of a novel just read..!!
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प्रेमी प्रेमिका से, संगीत में इतनी शक्ति है कि पानी गरम हो सकता है।
प्रेमिका- तुम्हारा गाना सुन कर मेरा खून खौल सकता है, तो पानी क्यों नहीं?
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Teri aankhon ke ye jo pyale hain,
Meri andheri raaton ke ujale hain,
Peeta hoon jaam par jaam tere naam ka,
Hum to sharabi be-sharab wale hain..!!
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Upvas in new style..
Living one day without,
Mobile,Facebook,Electricity,Internet,Whatsapp,Television
Yeh Upvas kar ke dekho Bhagwan darti par aake kehenge
"Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya..
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A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)
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Ja Rahe Hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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ऐ खुदा हिचकियों में कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता अब कैसे पता करूँ कि कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है
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Jeendagi me apnakirdar eese jio ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.
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Log kehte hai ,zindagi 4 din ke hai.Leken agar zindagi 4 din ke hai to test match 5 din ka kaise ho sakta hai.
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Biwi ne Namaz padh kar hath uthaye or dua mangay bagair hi hath neeche kar liye.
Shohar: Ye kya ?
dua mangi ke nai ?
Biwi: Mangne lagi thi k ALLAH apki tamam mushkilen aasan kar day phir socha kahin me hi na mar jaun.
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